Oh, dear - the Illuminati exposed!

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Oh, dear - the Illuminati exposed!

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This one's cheese has slipped off his cracker.
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Methinks da cheez iz dun gone missing. :roll:
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The company picnic will be held July 11, commencing at Midnight, and shall continue until sunrise. sacrifices begin promptly at 12:30 All times GMT. Drinks and snacks provided, but you must bring your own goblet of blood from a virgin. Adrenachrome $5.

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Neither link wants to work for me.

Whenever I see a reminder that the Illuminati are running everything I ask for information on where/how I can join.

I now live in southern Delaware, where the blood of a virgin is totally unobtainable.
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fortinbras wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:14 pm Neither link wants to work for me.

Whenever I see a reminder that the Illuminati are running everything I ask for information on where/how I can join.

I now live in southern Delaware, where the blood of a virgin is totally unobtainable.
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With respect to the picnic, I'm glad they specified GMT this year. They omitted that last year and I arrived 6 hours (I'm on Eastern Daylight) late -- just in time to get drafted onto the decontamination squad.
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AndyK wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:26 pm
fortinbras wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:14 pm Neither link wants to work for me.

Whenever I see a reminder that the Illuminati are running everything I ask for information on where/how I can join.

I now live in southern Delaware, where the blood of a virgin is totally unobtainable.
Dogfish Head produces several brews which are acceptable substitutes.

With respect to the picnic, I'm glad they specified GMT this year. They omitted that last year and I arrived 6 hours (I'm on Eastern Daylight) late -- just in time to get drafted onto the decontamination squad.
The same goes for Trillium, up in Boston. As for the picnic, I plan to be there; but I do hope that, this year, everyone leaves their scruples and inhibitions at the gate. After all -- are we the Illuminati, or not?
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GCHQ are making us take a half-day holiday, so this year's attendance might be down. I've heard our colleagues in MOSSAD are getting the whole day off*.

* I may have said too much!
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fortinbras wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:14 pm Neither link wants to work for me.

Whenever I see a reminder that the Illuminati are running everything I ask for information on where/how I can join.

I now live in southern Delaware, where the blood of a virgin is totally unobtainable.
As always, there are vendors on site for that, but its real expensive. Like more than beer at Fenway Park.

They're usually out by the food trucks and goat vendors. You can't miss it, Argillite isn't that big of a town after all.
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AnOwlCalledSage wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:48 pm GCHQ are making us take a half-day holiday, so this year's attendance might be down. I've heard our colleagues in MOSSAD are getting the whole day off*.

* I may have said too much!
Of course they get the whole day off. Its a bank holiday.

and yes, you have said too much, but don't worry, it'll look like an accident.

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