Medical conditions (insert funny title here)

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Medical conditions (insert funny title here)

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I'm afraid that, 36 hours after the event, I still can't think of a funny title.

Approximately 0530, I woke up with some pain in the external urinary tract. When trying to do something about it, the pain got significantly worse and I felt a hard object emerging. Fortunately, I managed to get hold of it and remove it from consideration. I later realized I should have kept it to show to the doctor, but it was about 5 mm long....

No medical followup, yet.
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You have some serious stones, man!
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Would you say that you pissed away your morning? Shot a rock out your pee pee?
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Can you honestly say that you needed to use tweezers on your winky?
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You had a rare human pearl and just flushed it away. Could have buffed it up and made a nice ring out of it. Next time.
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Re: Medical conditions (insert funny title here)

Post by bmxninja357 »

when she said she liked it hard as a rock i dont think that was what she meant.

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