Christmas Items For Quatloosians

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Re: Christmas Items For Quatloosians

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Personally, I love giving the homeless canned goods without pull tabs when they don't have a can opener
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LaVidaRoja wrote:Personally, I love giving the homeless canned goods without pull tabs when they don't have a can opener
Many have a manual can opener and if they don't, they have a knife that does the trick.
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CaptainKickback wrote:My ultimate Christmas gift for me would be any of the following:

Sandra Bullock
Teri Hatcher
Catherine Bell
Janine Turner
Terry Farrell
For me: Zooey Deschanel on one side, Katy Perry on the other, and some cold IPAs and brown ales for us all.
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CaptainKickback wrote:
UGA Lawdog wrote:Zooey and Katy are actually the same person. Pick again if you want a threesome.
Emily Deschanel and Katy Perry then. Problem solved.
That's like settling for "only" a straight A instead of an A+.
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CaptainKickback wrote:Emily Deschanel and Katy Perry then. Problem solved.
That's like settling for "only" a straight A instead of an A+.[/quote]

Settling?!? I think not.....

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I still think so. As gorgeous as Emily is, Zooey still has her beat.

I should only be so lucky as to be offered the duty of choosing between the two.
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Emily is beautiful, for sure.

I prefer the sultry type:
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