The latest entry in the we guarantee to take your money while promising to get you out of debt.... fill in the blanks sweepstakes.
I just love an outfit that touts their DEBT RELIEF section with the following:
FSEI wrote:This Educational Course is founded on the decisions of the United States Supreme Court, as they have ruled time and again that banking institutions do not have the authority to lend you credit. Numerous Consumer Protection laws, such as Truth in Lending, Fair Debt Collections, and Fair Credit Reporting, and Commercial and Contract Law define the way banks and lending institutions can legally function.
Federal and state banking laws allow banks to lend money - not credit. They aren't allowed by law to create credit or money out of thin air. They can't lend you something they don't have, and they can't charge you interest on something that doesn't exist!
A solid guarantee of a sure fire remedy.
And just to add to their veracity, they are:
FSEI wrote: Financial Solutions Educational Institute is a non profit 508 (c)(1)(A) educational church ministry, our prayer at FSEI is that you will take some time to patiently & thoughtfully explore this site as we attempt to share what we have learned from hundreds of hours of study of both the Bible (God's revealed word) and the moral issues surrounding the FSEI Debt Relief Program. We are dedicated to helping people achieve financial independence through proper asset protection, debt relief, and education.
All the good old cant, and mixing religion with debt relief, a sure fire can't miss sucker lure.
And even better, it has been recommended by our old buddy Moogey of Dorean disrepute. I mean what more could you ask for? Comedy, pathos, dishonesty........ all in one neat package.