Reincarnation Bank

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RyanMcC

Reincarnation Bank

Postby RyanMcC » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:32 pm

Because there's a sucker reincarnated every minute:

http://www.reincarnationbank.com/index.html

 

fortinbras
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Re: Reincarnation Bank

Postby fortinbras » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:31 am

What do you wanna bet this guy already raking in the dough??

Brandybuck

Re: Reincarnation Bank

Postby Brandybuck » Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:37 am

Fractional Reincarnation Banking: because not everyone is going to reincarnate simultaneously, so you can afford to keep reserves as low as 0.0002%...

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Re: Reincarnation Bank

Postby Doktor Avalanche » Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:08 am

They said I was overdrawn.
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RyanMcC

Re: Reincarnation Bank

Postby RyanMcC » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:27 pm

Depending on your karma you may want to make alternate plans:

http://www.hellrealty.com/

:mrgreen:

fortinbras
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Re: Reincarnation Bank

Postby fortinbras » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:18 am

The qualifications for PROVING that you (whoever you are now) are the reincarnation of a previous depositor are very strict and all favoring this guy not paying out. And, of course, by the time you're reincarnated the guy running this scam is likely to have shuffled off this dimension, probably after living very well on your previous incarnation's money.

There is, after all, a theory of reciprocity in reincarnation. That if you're poor in one life, you'll be rich the next time. If you're sickly, then in the next life you'll be a star athlete, etc.
Based on this theory, I have concluded that in my previous life I was Andrew Carnegie.

There's a sucker reborn every minute.

fortinbras
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Re: Reincarnation Bank

Postby fortinbras » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:14 am

This scam makes me really angry ....
.... that I didn't think of it first.

bmielke

Re: Reincarnation Bank

Postby bmielke » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:07 pm

fortinbras wrote:This scam makes me really angry ....
.... that I didn't think of it first.


It seems so simple, yet it is a new one... We need a time machine.


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