Quatloos!

Because there's a sucker reincarnated every minute:

http://www.reincarnationbank.com/index.html

 

What do you wanna bet this guy already raking in the dough??

Fractional Reincarnation Banking: because not everyone is going to reincarnate simultaneously, so you can afford to keep reserves as low as 0.0002%...

They said I was overdrawn.

Depending on your karma you may want to make alternate plans:

http://www.hellrealty.com/

The qualifications for PROVING that you (whoever you are now) are the reincarnation of a previous depositor are very strict and all favoring this guy not paying out. And, of course, by the time you're reincarnated the guy running this scam is likely to have shuffled off this dimension, probably after living very well on your previous incarnation's money.

There is, after all, a theory of reciprocity in reincarnation. That if you're poor in one life, you'll be rich the next time. If you're sickly, then in the next life you'll be a star athlete, etc.
Based on this theory, I have concluded that in my previous life I was Andrew Carnegie.

There's a sucker reborn every minute.

This scam makes me really angry ....
.... that I didn't think of it first.

fortinbras wrote:This scam makes me really angry ....
.... that I didn't think of it first.

It seems so simple, yet it is a new one... We need a time machine.