Was Gene in the Army?

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Was Gene in the Army?

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My memory is fuzzy when it comes to togatubby as I've been pretty much ignoring the freak ever since he banned me from his "presidential" blog. But I see this and I don't remember him serving in the military.
The owner of a gun shop, who was an alternate on the U. S. Olympic Shooting Team is trying to help me look into a tryout for the U. S. Olympic Shooting Team myself, as I've always enjoyed the hobby but not had time for it since I missed Sniper School by one shot at Ft. Dix in 1988.
How does that go?

People with Personal Disorders talk about Castles in the Air, Neurotics build castles in the air; and Psychotics live in them.

I'm wondering what stage togaboy is in?
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He admitted in the comments section that he was never in the military, but still insists he almost got into sniper school at Fort Dix. Oh yeah, he's also using that as the reason why he should try out for the Olympics. :lol:

This is probably a stupid question, but has anyone ever heard of a civilian sniper school at Fort Dix (or anything that might be described as one)? He claims this was circa 1988.

Incidentally, he now claims to have attended four colleges. They are Dallas Baptist, Baylor, Tabernacle, and Southern Methodist. Dallas Baptist says he was there for a year; ditto for Baylor. Tabernacle has no record of him. He says he attended SMU to study economics at the urging of a JB Hunt official, but that he only took refresher courses before dropping out. He also claims that he "milked a bunch of full scholarships" to pay for his education, but when pressed admits that he got money for college only because his mom worked for Home Interiors (which is not exactly what most people picture when they hear the term "full scholarship"). His claimed majors are kind screwy too, and certainly not what Dallas Baptist or Baylor have listed as majors for him. It's not even the same thing he himself previously said about his majors.

At any rate, I'm still wondering where he got his claimed 195 credit hours. He has been asked about his education recently in his comments section, but he dances around the question as usual. He can't even explain why he doesn't use his college education for a career, or why he doesn't do auto mechanics as a hobby like most men, or why he is changing oil for a living if he has all that college education under his belt.

Right now, he claims everything he has done is in preparation for The Great Tribulation. :roll:
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Was Gene in the Army?
An army of one?
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Someone asked if I was ever in the military. I've never been in the military in an official capacity. I've only received some weapons training, some overnight stuff in cold conditions and marching instruction. I developed a leak in my synovila membrane (right hip) at Ft. Dix in January, 1988, during basic training marching exercises in heavy boots some 20 miles in, and they sent me home the last week of Basic after a stay in the hospital. The 1st Sgt. instructed me that I was to tell people that I had never been in the Army because of the leak that ended my effort to become a 68 Bravo (helicopter engine mechanic) because you're not officially "in" until you finish Basic Training. My duties would have been to go down a rope from a hovering helicopter to see if anything could be salvaged from a shot down helicopter during wartime. They said I could try again in two years, but the romance all just went away after the first run through. There is not much more to say on the matter.
So, basically, he enlisted but never made it through basic training. I'm not sure if I buy the story about why he was put out, or the story about how he was told to tell people he had never been in. I do know that he would have been enlisted in an "official capacity" since you take an oath before you get sent to basic.

What do the Army vets here think?
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The megalomaniac lies about virtually everything else, why should anyone think he's telling the truth about this?
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CaptainKickback wrote:How old is Gene. If he tried joining in 1988 at age 18 (an estimate), it would mean he is now 36 or 37. If he is only 36 or 37, he sure looks like Hell. If he is a decade or two older, then his Army tale is yet another lie. Curious.
Gene's a bit younger than me, and I'm 44. So he would have been within enlistment age in 1988.

He does look like hell for someone his age, though.
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ElfNinosMom wrote:
Someone asked if I was ever in the military. I've never been in the military in an official capacity. I've only received some weapons training, some overnight stuff in cold conditions and marching instruction. I developed a leak in my synovila membrane (right hip) at Ft. Dix in January, 1988, during basic training marching exercises in heavy boots some 20 miles in, and they sent me home the last week of Basic after a stay in the hospital. The 1st Sgt. instructed me that I was to tell people that I had never been in the Army because of the leak that ended my effort to become a 68 Bravo (helicopter engine mechanic) because you're not officially "in" until you finish Basic Training. My duties would have been to go down a rope from a hovering helicopter to see if anything could be salvaged from a shot down helicopter during wartime. They said I could try again in two years, but the romance all just went away after the first run through. There is not much more to say on the matter.
So, basically, he enlisted but never made it through basic training. I'm not sure if I buy the story about why he was put out, or the story about how he was told to tell people he had never been in. I do know that he would have been enlisted in an "official capacity" since you take an oath before you get sent to basic.

What do the Army vets here think?
Once you take the oath at the AFEES, you're "in". If for some reason you get bounced out of basic, your discharge is either general (under honorable conditions), or other than honorable.

The bad conduct and dishonorable can only be given through a court-martial.

So once again, reality intrudes into life on planet Chapman.

Oh and not to mention, in 1988 the US Army Sniper School was headquarted in Fort Benning, GA.
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The only way Togablob could have gotten into Sniper School was if he snuck in and looked around when no one was looking, and given the security at Ft Dix even thirty years ago, that isn't likely. And just to put the icing on the cake, he would have had to have talem and passed a battery of Psyc Evals, and I find that thought seriously amusing at the unlikelihood of it ever happening.

Let's see, chronic, self agrandizing pathalogical liar, sure I'll take his word for it, and I'm interested in that property in Brooklyn too.
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Togablob
That's good. I like it. Sort of describes him physically as well as intellectually. And, I agree, his story is pure horseshit.
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his story is pure horseshit.
Nah, not pure at all, it's loaded with half-baked and undigested material.
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OK, I'm going to Fisk togatubby's claims. Note: I was USMC, not Army, so I may be missing some subtleties here and there. Here goes:
Someone asked if I was ever in the military. I've never been in the military in an official capacity.
Once you stick your right paw in the air and swear the oath of enlistment, you're officially in, you are under the authority of the UCMJ,. Lie #1.
I've only received some weapons training, some overnight stuff in cold conditions and marching instruction.
Sounds like he got cycled out of recruit training.

I developed a leak in my synovila membrane (right hip) at Ft. Dix in January, 1988, during basic training marching exercises in heavy boots some 20 miles in, and they sent me home the last week of Basic after a stay in the hospital.
If true, he should be in a wheelchair. Lie #2.
The 1st Sgt. instructed me that I was to tell people that I had never been in the Army because of the leak that ended my effort to become a 68 Bravo (helicopter engine mechanic) because you're not officially "in" until you finish Basic Training.
Lie #3.
My duties would have been to go down a rope from a hovering helicopter to see if anything could be salvaged from a shot down helicopter during wartime.
No, he would've been (at worst) a fobbit turning a wrench, "in the rear with the beer and the gear." No fast-roping into war zones or anything like that. Lie #4.
They said I could try again in two years, but the romance all just went away after the first run through.
The injury described is permanently disqualifying. Lie #5.
There is not much more to say on the matter.
Aside from saying that he's a lying gobshite, of course.
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Gen in the army?

Which side? :P
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scam a patriot wrote:Gen in the army?

Which side?
Side of bacon.
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As ex-Army, I will state that Cobalt Shiva nailed the analysis of Gene's military career. Conversely, Clarkson, the "great one," really was a 1LT in Vietnam, serving in combat, I'm pretty sure, as an Infantry officer. That may explain a lot, if not excuse anything.

Even Stevesy will probably agree with Cobalt Shiva and me on this one.
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As ex-navy, I express no opinion on Gene's army "experience." I always thought the other services were a little flakey. I mean, if you have to be in, what could be better than holing up in an aircraft carrier, surrounded by steel, with a bunch of escort ships to keep unfriendlies away, where you can eat 3 hot meals a day, sleep out of the rain, and send the officers off to get shot at in the planes you fix? The only downside is that when they retire the plane that was brand new when you first hit the fleet (F-14) and decommission the carrier you spent the most time on (Kennedy), you start to feel like a relic.
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Paul wrote:As ex-navy, I express no opinion on Gene's army "experience." I always thought the other services were a little flakey. I mean, if you have to be in, what could be better than holing up in an aircraft carrier, surrounded by steel, with a bunch of escort ships to keep unfriendlies away, where you can eat 3 hot meals a day, sleep out of the rain, and send the officers off to get shot at in the planes you fix? The only downside is that when they retire the plane that was brand new when you first hit the fleet (F-14) and decommission the carrier you spent the most time on (Kennedy), you start to feel like a relic.
Because the Navy's Rules of Engagement go like this:

Steam out to sea; drink coffee, send in the Marines.
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Paul wrote:As ex-navy, I express no opinion on Gene's army "experience." I always thought the other services were a little flakey. I mean, if you have to be in, what could be better than holing up in an aircraft carrier, surrounded by steel, with a bunch of escort ships to keep unfriendlies away, where you can eat 3 hot meals a day, sleep out of the rain, and send the officers off to get shot at in the planes you fix? The only downside is that when they retire the plane that was brand new when you first hit the fleet (F-14) and decommission the carrier you spent the most time on (Kennedy), you start to feel like a relic.
On the other hand, you could have been in the Air Force flying B-52s that were built before you were born. :shock:
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On the other hand, you could have been in the Air Force flying B-52s that were built before you were born.
They may have been originally built before he was born, but they have been "re-built" many times after that.

I have fond memories of climbing all over and through the three B-52s assingned to the SAC outpost at MacDill back in the days of STRIKECOM before it became CENTCOM.

What magnificent aircraft those Stratoforts were (are)! They'll probably still be operational in my grandson's day.
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CaptainKickback wrote: My dad said the loudest thing he ever heard was 2 B-52s screaming down the runway behind a KC135 tanker (707 frame) with water injection.
The loudest thing I ever heard was an E-major chord blasted through a wall of 200-watt Fender amps courtesy of Ted Nugent at the Hollywood Sportatoruim circa 1978.
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It's always seemed strange to me that the same companies, the same research labs, and the same development procedures that produced the B52 have never made anything as reliable since.
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