How will the Ed & Elaine show end?

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How will the Ed & Elaine show end?

 
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How will the Ed & Elaine show end?

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I hope they don't stain the carpet in the taxpayers' house, I paid good money for that.
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How about, as natural persons they watch in quiet amusement as their strawmen are led away.
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We've had this poll before, and my original prediction was that they would have surrendered by now. So they're both more obstinate than I thought.

I'm sorry to say that I now think that this will end in violence, but I'm still hopeful that there will be no serious injuries.
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Not sure why there are still any connections to the outside. Faced with no internet, no e-mail, no internet radio shows to blather away on, no regular mail, no telephone, no TV, no visitors, no running water and no potable water or food other than what they may have stored and no power other than what they can generate themselves, I would think they would get bored if not also hungry and give up quietly.

Why they didn't do this 3 months ago is the real mystery. It might have worked by now. Doing it now may leave the Marshals with egg on their face for yet more weeks or months. It's getting ridiculous.
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. wrote:Not sure why there are still any connections to the outside. Faced with no internet, no e-mail, no internet radio shows to blather away on, no regular mail, no telephone, no TV, no visitors, no running water and no potable water or food other than what they may have stored and no power other than what they can generate themselves, I would think they would get bored if not also hungry and give up quietly.

Why they didn't do this 3 months ago is the real mystery. It might have worked by now. Doing it now may leave the Marshals with egg on their face for yet more weeks or months. It's getting ridiculous.
Probably some stupid law regarding due process or Constitutional rights got in the way.

Unfortunately, no matter what the Browns and their friends do, the government has to abide by the laws and the rules.
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Nikki wrote:Probably some stupid law regarding due process or Constitutional rights got in the way.

Unfortunately, no matter what the Browns and their friends do, the government has to abide by the laws and the rules.
Monier's letter to the Browns in the Concord Monitor began as such:
Proceedings in the U.S. District Court have now concluded. You have been convicted of felony offenses against the United States, and have now been sentenced to a period of confinement in the United States Bureau of Prisons. This is now a matter for the U.S. Marshals Service and their law enforcement partners.
His wording leads me to believe that the Marshals couldn't touch the Browns until after sentencing. I wonder if the "law enforcement partners" includes the local cops.

From what I've read, their house appears to be self-sufficient in terms of water and power. May I recommend a small-scale EMP? Do they even have those yet or do we have to detonate a small nuclear weapon in the atmosphere above Ed's house?

But, the Marshals have said that they're going to arrest people coming off Ed's property. So Ed's either going to be very, very alone or he's going to have a property full of people again that he's going to flip out on and throw off eventually.
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Probably some stupid law regarding due process or Constitutional rights got in the way
Yeah, except that the government became the owner of the property when it was forfeited by verdict of the jury, if I understand it correctly.

Regardless of that, when has "due process" had anything to do with a Marshal's attempt to carry out a valid arrest warrant?
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webhick wrote:From what I've read, their house appears to be self-sufficient in terms of water and power. May I recommend a small-scale EMP? Do they even have those yet or do we have to detonate a small nuclear weapon in the atmosphere above Ed's house?
I think at this stage of our technology, EMP devices are rather non-discriminatory in their targets. Are you willing to put New Hampshire back into the 1800's to get Ed and Elaine out?
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The Observer wrote:I think at this stage of our technology, EMP devices are rather non-discriminatory in their targets. Are you willing to put New Hampshire back into the 1800's to get Ed and Elaine out?
Sure. As long as I get a few days off from work :)

I'd be curious to know what the range is. I live/work in the Concord area which is near the middle of the state while Ed's way the hell over near VT. I'd be willing to take out VT and only *part* of NH. I really have no use for a state that has to remind people at every on-ramp that they have to use their blinkers. :)
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webhick wrote:
The Observer wrote:I think at this stage of our technology, EMP devices are rather non-discriminatory in their targets. Are you willing to put New Hampshire back into the 1800's to get Ed and Elaine out?
Sure. As long as I get a few days off from work :)

I'd be curious to know what the range is. I live/work in the Concord area which is near the middle of the state while Ed's way the hell over near VT. I'd be willing to take out VT and only *part* of NH. I really have no use for a state that has to remind people at every on-ramp that they have to use their blinkers. :)
Well, then of course you would have to deal with fall-out and glowing maple syrup from Vermont.
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The Observer wrote:Are you willing to put New Hampshire back into the 1800's to get Ed and Elaine out?
Oh dear... must bite tongue before making flippant comment...
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I voted suicide by cop, but would have picked a second choice of surrendering without incident (as a result of boredom). They really need to cut off his cartoon network (and cut off the electricity/damage the solar powered or not).
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Ed just keep digging deeper and deeper into the paytriot myth pit...

http://www.cheatingfrenzy.com/clarence1.pdf
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A sample brain fart from Ed's newest guru, posted on alt.accounting:
De: countynotary@gmail.com - ver perfil
Data: Dom. 25 Fev 2007 21:55


On Feb 25, 4:41 am, "samsloan" <samhsl...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I have posted the deed to the Crossville land with http://www.yousendit.com
> It will be available for download for 7 days or 100 downloads and then will expire.
> It is at
http://www.yousendit.com/download/VnBwS ... VGw1VEE9PQ
> The deed does not really tell much other than that we paid one dollar for it and Harry Sabine notarized it. The important documents seem to be the restrictions contained in other documents.
>
> The file is large because I scanned it in print quality 300dpi.


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Demosthenes wrote:Ed just keep digging deeper and deeper into the paytriot myth pit...

http://www.cheatingfrenzy.com/clarence1.pdf
Has Ed run out of New Hampshire courts to send his gibberish to? Is there something special about York County, PA that attracted him to that court?
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That's where the guru lives.
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Demosthenes wrote:Ed just keep digging deeper and deeper into the paytriot myth pit...

http://www.cheatingfrenzy.com/clarence1.pdf
Reading that . . . uh . . . litera. . . no . . . uh . . . cr*p hurt my brain. :roll:

What amazes me is not that one of them drinks so deeply the patriot Kool-aid, but both of them do. :?
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Demosthenes wrote:That's where the guru lives.
Ah, guru jurisdiction.
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The bit where "Edward Lewis: family Brown" appears to swear that he is "not a corporation, human-being, person or other type of abomination" is priceless.

His repeated description of the commercial process as "bogus" also makes me think of "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure".
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Two together is at least five times as potent at maintaining a story as two separated. Among themselves in a receptive, reinforcing environment, the lies are amplified and stories even embellished. Later, they will support each other's fictional versions until one of them thinks the other has "turmed."

If you don't think it works that way, just consider the dim duo in the Dorean fiasco.
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