CtC users - Abandon All Hope!

[Famspear]

Sung by Peter's minions, to the tune of "Misery" by John Lennon and Paul McCartney:

Peter's treatin' me ba-aa-aa-ad... Mi-ser-y!

I'm the kind of guy
Who never used to cry,
But Pete is treatin' me ba-aa-aa-ad... Mi-ser-y!

Now C-t-C's a bore:
No an-swers a-ny more!
Tax cheatin' is a dra-aa-aa-ag... Mi-ser-y!

-----I'll re-mem-ber all the liens - they aren't fun!
-----Can't Pete see, he'll al-ways be, the losing one?!?

We Crack-heads all should flee,
'Cause Uncle Sam can see
The Peter Meister put us all in mi-ser-y!

[webhick]

Welcome to the Great Unravelling.

This is so exciting. Do you think I have time for popcorn?

You sure do. I got some popping right now, only take a minute.

How do you take yours? Butter and salt?

I prefer to drench my popcorn in tears of self-loathing (salty) and sprinkle it with bits of shattered hopes and dreams (sweet and tangy, respectively). If you don't have those on hand, just some butter and dump a bag of sour-patch kids in there. It's not as good, but it still works.

And with that, this thread has hit its limit. Nitey-nite thread.