CtC users - Abandon All Hope - Part 2

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Doktor Avalanche
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Re: CtC users - Abandon All Hope - Part 2

Post by Doktor Avalanche »

webhick wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:You all are such amateurs.

The best way to catch the attention of a Congressional staffer is to marry one!
I could have sworn the answer was "give their boss underage hookers."
Works for me!

Of course, I probably couldn't get you the legislation you want but I'd appreciate the gesture all the same. :wink:
The laissez-faire argument relies on the same tacit appeal to perfection as does communism. - George Soros
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Nikki

Re: CtC users - Abandon All Hope - Part 2

Post by Nikki »

webhick wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:You all are such amateurs.

The best way to catch the attention of a Congressional staffer is to marry one!
I could have sworn the answer was "give their boss underage hookers."
and get PICTURES. The gift is worthless without the ability to forever remember the look of shock at being <<<<<<<<<<<<< JOY upon their face.
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wserra
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Re: CtC users - Abandon All Hope - Part 2

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Nikki wrote:They really appreciate ... a private restroom
I'm sure Larry Craig wishes he had had one.
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Re: CtC users - Abandon All Hope - Part 2

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Well, semi-private anyway. :evil:
When the last law was down and the devil turned 'round on you where would you hide, the laws all being flat? ...Yes, I'd give the devil the benefit of the law, for my own safety's sake. -- Robert Bolt; A Man for all Seasons
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Imalawman
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Re: CtC users - Abandon All Hope - Part 2

Post by Imalawman »

webhick wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:You all are such amateurs.

The best way to catch the attention of a Congressional staffer is to marry one!
I could have sworn the answer was "give their boss underage hookers."
Well, that's what the Illuminati handbook says, but as you well know, its a bit outdated. If you would stop with the "running of the interns" maybe we could them to do some work around here.
"Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs" - Unknown
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