I've just won the lotto in S Africa

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I've just won the lotto in S Africa

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Received the following letter as an email attachment this morning. Apparently it's the South African lotto, even though I've never been anywhere near the place. :roll:
Ticket №s: BC7865 09871254773

Attention: Customer AFRSA68,

Congratulations! Your email address has won you the total sum of us$1,000,000.00 in the Jam Lottery Pty, We are glad to notify you that your email address attached to Ticket №: BC7865 09871254773 drew the Winning №: 10-4-11-13-42 withhot #:2, has emerged the winner of the total sum of US$1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars)

Please note that the lucky winning numbers falls within our Afro booklet representative office in South Africa as indicated in the electronic play coupon. All participants were selected randomly from worldwide websites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000,000.00 companies and personal email addresses. For security reason, you are advised to keep your winning information strictly confidential until you are paid.

To file your claim, please contact our corresponding claim agent immediately you read this message for urgent release of your fund.
Contact information is as follows:
Representative Officer: Mrs. Barbra Zuma (Claim Agent)
Direct Phone Number: +27835485068
E-mail: mrsbarbr.zuma@yandex.com
Email the claim agent with the below stated information:
(1) Ticket №s (2) Winning №s (3) Full Name(s) (4) Contact Address (5) Occupation (6) copy of passport (7) Marital Status (8) private telephone number
Thank you for being part of our prestigious Lottery program.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr John Adams,
(Zonal Coordinator)
Off to collect my US $1,000,000. :snicker: :haha:
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Re: I've just won the lotto in S Africa

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Jackpot amounts are huge and you might feel compelled to play the lottery but there should be some limits. If you win the jackpot, you can grant your loved ones financial security or fulfill your dreams or quit your job or go on a world tour.
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Re: I've just won the lotto in S Africa

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How sweet!!!! Everything old is new again!!!! Sigh!
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Re: I've just won the lotto in S Africa

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For once you people should show less skepticism, this is probably entirely legit. Take myself, I'm actually a multi-millionaire typing this from my yacht in the Barcelona marina. I made my wealth assisting the widows of Nigerian generals and other Nigerian government officials. The poor women all had massive funds that required my assistance (for a small fee repaid many times over) in order to get these funds out of the country. They'd gotten my name from my non-existent social media postings which showed them that I was kind and trustworthy and could be relied on to assist them in their hour of need.

Mrs. Burnaby49 is actually a beautiful 25 year-old Nigerian princess who begged me for assistance and placed herself entirely in my hands after she was orphaned as a result of a tragic car accident. In her case, apart from the funds, I acquired a beautiful, subservient, obedient wife who adores me.
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DR AMBER LOTTERY SPELL IS EXTRAORDINARY

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Re: DR AMBER LOTTERY SPELL IS EXTRAORDINARY

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crownstar593 wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 7:24 pm Is there anything too hard for Dr Amber to do?
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Re: I've just won the lotto in S Africa

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Re: I've just won the lotto in S Africa

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eric - they fix your parking tickets too, up to three per month. Don't forget that.
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