Aggravated Weirdness

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Aggravated Weirdness

Postby wserra » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:47 pm

True story, from the Salem (OR) Statesman-Journal:

Last week, a man wearing a homemade metal vest walks into a Salem bank. He sits down in the lobby, removes his shoes and socks, and puts them in the trash. He then places a small radio on a counter, dons a dog muzzle on his face, and leaves. He doesn't say anything, doesn't threaten anyone, and surely makes no attempt to rob the bank. People see him board a bus outside the bank.

The bomb squad examines what he left in the bank - completely harmless. Cops follow the bus, stop it and arrest him. They charge him with disorderly conduct and menacing. The only thing I can make of their thought processes: acting this weird has to amount to something.

I know, I know, not a scam. But funny. So sue me.
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Re: Aggravated Weirdness

Postby Judge Roy Bean » Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:00 pm

"... Kelly has a lengthy criminal history ..."

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