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ElloooUTubers its Roy. He deserves his own thread.

Postby vampireLOREN » Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:26 pm

Here is the Lad
https://youtu.be/Ti2uyah6qYc

He is going to be Legend.
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Postby rumpelstilzchen » Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:46 pm

vampireLOREN wrote: He is going to be Legend.

He's great! :lol:
(By as 'eck as like....)
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Postby mufc1959 » Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:20 pm

I don't know about A4V, but Roy is definitely value for money as far as entertainment goes.

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Postby dobble » Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:28 pm

Long time lurker, first time poster - I couldn't resist posting this - look at the Freudian slip in Jimmy's comment about the video...

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Postby vampireLOREN » Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:39 pm

rumpelstilzchen wrote:
vampireLOREN wrote: He is going to be Legend.

He's great! :lol:
(By as 'eck as like....)

Listen right at the end when the staff at the court fall around laughing :haha: :haha:
https://youtu.be/C3249BevvtU
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Postby vampireLOREN » Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:43 pm

dobble wrote:Long time lurker, first time poster - I couldn't resist posting this - look at the Freudian slip in Jimmy's comment about the video...

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Ummmmm that is not actually from Jim, I am not saying I know who it is. It may be a Legal Fiction, or....a StrawMan......or who knows?. :whistle:
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Postby dobble » Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:07 pm

vampireLOREN wrote:Ummmmm that is not actually from Jim, I am not saying I know who it is. It may be a Legal Fiction, or....a StrawMan......or who knows?. :whistle:


How embarrassing...back to the lurky shadows with me! :oops:

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Postby vampireLOREN » Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:15 pm

dobble wrote:
vampireLOREN wrote:Ummmmm that is not actually from Jim, I am not saying I know who it is. It may be a Legal Fiction, or....a StrawMan......or who knows?. :whistle:


How embarrassing...back to the lurky shadows with me! :oops:

Welcome to Quatloos :D
Now our Roy even does public service videos, This is something you don't see Kak & Mak doing at least I hope not to witness them checking :snooty: .....anyway :thinking:
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Postby wanglepin » Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:27 pm

vampireLOREN wrote: Is there no end to Roy's talent. https://youtu.be/HMqafBLS98Q

A bit confused. Is he checking his nuts or is he checking to see if he is nuts? in a crystal ball kinda way.

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Postby Losleones » Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:09 pm

vampireLOREN wrote:Here is the Lad
https://youtu.be/Ti2uyah6qYc

He is going to be Legend.


Eee byyy gummmm is this one cells dad?

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Postby PeanutGallery » Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:41 pm

Losleones wrote:
vampireLOREN wrote:Here is the Lad
https://youtu.be/Ti2uyah6qYc

He is going to be Legend.


Eee byyy gummmm is this one cells dad?


Given the looks and brains our Jimmy inherited I dare say he might be related to him on more than one branch of the family tree.
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Postby grixit » Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:45 am

He keeps declaring that standard official procedures are proof that crime has been committed. If he puts that in writing, they should charge him with filing a false report.
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Postby Losleones » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:04 am

vampireLOREN wrote:
dobble wrote:
vampireLOREN wrote:Ummmmm that is not actually from Jim, I am not saying I know who it is. It may be a Legal Fiction, or....a StrawMan......or who knows?. :whistle:


How embarrassing...back to the lurky shadows with me! :oops:

Welcome to Quatloos :D
Now our Roy even does public service videos, This is something you don't see Kak & Mak doing at least I hope not to witness them checking :snooty: .....anyway :thinking:
Is there no end to Roy's talent. https://youtu.be/HMqafBLS98Q


This smack head is wonderful entertainment & worthy of a thread. I wonder what his user name on goofy is? Mavrik? I'm thinking of starting one with our freetard Danny Bostock. This guy is pure gold, a true FMOTL sov/cit.

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Postby rumpelstilzchen » Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:35 am

vampireLOREN wrote:
dobble wrote: Is there no end to Roy's talent. https://youtu.be/HMqafBLS98Q

That was touching.
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Postby vampireLOREN » Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:19 am

Now here is another one with that certain "something", he has only posted one video so maybe he is still stuck in France. He only has 15 views and that is a shame.

https://youtu.be/aksEueEXO5c
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Postby ArthurWankspittle » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:00 am

vampireLOREN wrote:Now here is another one with that certain "something", he has only posted one video so maybe he is still stuck in France. He only has 15 views and that is a shame.

https://youtu.be/aksEueEXO5c
This guy is going to be in real trouble for not telling DWP that he's been out of the country since 31/12/14. Also he said he's been there since August 2014. Unconvincing that he lost his mobile or had it stolen in Jan but takes till May to replace it. You can walk into any store and buy a PAYG mobile for a few Euros. Wouldn't it be important to have one if you are looking for work or needing to be contactable when you are living in a car or a homeless shelter. The guy is being thick and not understanding what the DWP man is saying: you don't have a claim, you need to go to the British Embassy to get help to get back, the two things are not connected.
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Postby Normal Wisdom » Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:19 pm

ArthurWankspittle wrote:
vampireLOREN wrote:Now here is another one with that certain "something", he has only posted one video so maybe he is still stuck in France. He only has 15 views and that is a shame.

https://youtu.be/aksEueEXO5c
This guy is going to be in real trouble for not telling DWP that he's been out of the country since 31/12/14. Also he said he's been there since August 2014. Unconvincing that he lost his mobile or had it stolen in Jan but takes till May to replace it. You can walk into any store and buy a PAYG mobile for a few Euros. Wouldn't it be important to have one if you are looking for work or needing to be contactable when you are living in a car or a homeless shelter. The guy is being thick and not understanding what the DWP man is saying: you don't have a claim, you need to go to the British Embassy to get help to get back, the two things are not connected.


I love the idea that he went to France last August "by accident".
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Postby vampireLOREN » Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:31 pm

Normal Wisdom wrote:
ArthurWankspittle wrote:
vampireLOREN wrote:Now here is another one with that certain "something", he has only posted one video so maybe he is still stuck in France. He only has 15 views and that is a shame.

https://youtu.be/aksEueEXO5c
This guy is going to be in real trouble for not telling DWP that he's been out of the country since 31/12/14. Also he said he's been there since August 2014. Unconvincing that he lost his mobile or had it stolen in Jan but takes till May to replace it. You can walk into any store and buy a PAYG mobile for a few Euros. Wouldn't it be important to have one if you are looking for work or needing to be contactable when you are living in a car or a homeless shelter. The guy is being thick and not understanding what the DWP man is saying: you don't have a claim, you need to go to the British Embassy to get help to get back, the two things are not connected.


I love the idea that he went to France last August "by accident".

I think he turned right by mistake at Dover Castle....... :thinking:
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Postby PeanutGallery » Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:18 pm

Normal Wisdom wrote:
ArthurWankspittle wrote:
vampireLOREN wrote:Now here is another one with that certain "something", he has only posted one video so maybe he is still stuck in France. He only has 15 views and that is a shame.

https://youtu.be/aksEueEXO5c
This guy is going to be in real trouble for not telling DWP that he's been out of the country since 31/12/14. Also he said he's been there since August 2014. Unconvincing that he lost his mobile or had it stolen in Jan but takes till May to replace it. You can walk into any store and buy a PAYG mobile for a few Euros. Wouldn't it be important to have one if you are looking for work or needing to be contactable when you are living in a car or a homeless shelter. The guy is being thick and not understanding what the DWP man is saying: you don't have a claim, you need to go to the British Embassy to get help to get back, the two things are not connected.


I love the idea that he went to France last August "by accident".


To be fair that was how I wound up in Canada back around 2004, well an accident involving copious amounts of beer and the folly of youth. His main problem will be that he wasn't entitled to ESA after having been abroad for four weeks. The DWP may attempt to get the money back, likely by deducting a small amount from his future benefits.

The thing is, he's in a country within the European Economic Area and would, as a European citizen have a certain entitlement to benefits in France, however this would depend on what he was able to claim and he may have to declare himself fit for work (which he seems unlikely to do given his claim to suffer CFS) in order to be entitled to receive them. I would also suggest that his claimed illness and lifestyle seem to be in opposition to each other, camping even inside a car for a period can be quite draining and tiresome.

The most important thing to try and do in this circumstance would obviously be to try and get back to the UK. Unfortunately I don't think the Embassy can or will do much to help repatriate a citizen who's simply run out of money abroad. He is going to have to take responsibility for himself and frankly he got himself into this mess, he can get himself out.

I suppose if all else fails he could try enlisting in the French Foreign Legion.
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Postby ArthurWankspittle » Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:38 pm

PeanutGallery wrote:The thing is, he's in a country within the European Economic Area and would, as a European citizen have a certain entitlement to benefits in France, however this would depend on what he was able to claim and he may have to declare himself fit for work (which he seems unlikely to do given his claim to suffer CFS) in order to be entitled to receive them.
I think he needs a residency certificate to get benefits. I'll ask someone who might know unless Lupin lurks here and can tell us.
PeanutGallery wrote: I would also suggest that his claimed illness and lifestyle seem to be in opposition to each other, camping even inside a car for a period can be quite draining and tiresome.
The more I think about the CO poisoning the less convinced I am that he has had a medical diagnosis of this. Partly because of the French health service and how it works. Again I'll ask someone who might know.
PeanutGallery wrote:The most important thing to try and do in this circumstance would obviously be to try and get back to the UK. Unfortunately I don't think the Embassy can or will do much to help repatriate a citizen who's simply run out of money abroad. He is going to have to take responsibility for himself and frankly he got himself into this mess, he can get himself out.
How about sell the car and get the train/bus/taxi whatever back to the UK?
PeanutGallery wrote:I suppose if all else fails he could try enlisting in the French Foreign Legion.
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