Sovereign Inmate Earns Himself Another 87 Months

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Sovereign Inmate Earns Himself Another 87 Months

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...by filing liens against prison guards' "oaths of office." Ninth Circuit affirms over claim that the trial judge should have found him incompetent to represent himself:

http://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/o ... -10454.pdf
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Check out the caption of the 9th Circuit decision: "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA v. DENARD DARNELL NEAL, AKA Denard Darnell of the Family Neal."
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Sounds like he's doing more jail time for the liens than for the actual armed robbery.

Could get ugly if takes too long to trickles down to the Gurus that filing bogus liens buys you serious jail time.
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a good example of how not to do time unless you really enjoy it is the montana freemen. they tried to file leins from the crowbar hotel. seems the courts ordered a free extended stay at the hotel. free rent. free food. complimentary soap on an anklet from your room mate....
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you would think folks would learn from such events.....

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And, in the case of LeRoy Schweitzer, when combined with the half-assed attempt to spring him from the FCI to which BOP originally assigned him, resulted in him dying underground at the SuperMax (technically the Administrative Maximum facility at FCC Florence).

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Perhaps he's going for the record of "Longest prison term fighting the corrupt"

I think he should be informed he's got some way to go to catch up to the Browns.... at least, I think Ed Brown currently has the record.
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I was too timid to start another thread on this, but here's a video of an apparent SovCit trying to double-talk a judge in Broward County, Fla. This pillar of the community, David Hall, has persisted in driving drunk AND without a license, among some other offenses, and he tries to convince the judge that he's not him and that somehow he has a lien that makes him a secured creditor. This proceeding, which covers 12 minutes, in which he could have probably would have been free until trial, rewards his Jedi mind tricks with revocation of bond and remand to jail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRySQ8rSs9E&t=721
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VICTORY! The judge had to throw him in the clink to stop him from spreading the Righteous Truth while free on bail.... :sarcasmon:
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I have two reactions to that video - first, the Judge is way ahead of the idiot and second, the idiot gets almost as much as he deserves.
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ROFL - I love that Judge
  • DH: May I post bond sir?
  • Judge: Are you asking me as the settler, the agent, the individual or asking you as the person?
LOL - dh seems stunned by the question.

The Judge keeps asking who he's asking for and dh says:
  • Sir, I don't understand that question, I think you're trying to confuse me now!
And the Coup:
  • Judge: When you see the person David Hall, you can tell him he's not leaving jail either allright.
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That reminds of a scene from Much Ado about Nothing

DON PEDRO

Officers, what offence have these men done?

DOGBERRY

Marry, sir, they have committed false report;
moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily,
they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have
belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust
things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.

DON PEDRO

First, I ask thee what they have done; thirdly, I
ask thee what's their offence; sixth and lastly, why
they are committed; and, to conclude, what you lay
to their charge.

CLAUDIO

Rightly reasoned, and in his own division: and, by
my troth, there's one meaning well suited.
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