Demo's book at last!

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Knowing JJ as I do, the preferred form of payment is Blue boxes.
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I wonder if she accepts Iraqi dinars?
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Pottapaug1938 wrote:I wonder if she accepts Iraqi dinars?
Or Vietnamese Dong.
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: order-update@amazon.com <order-update@amazon.com>
Date: Tue, Jun 30, 2015 at 4:35 PM
Subject: Your Amazon.com order


Hello,

We have good news! One of your pre-ordered items is now eligible for release date delivery and has been upgraded at no additional charge. Your new delivery estimate is:

MacNab, JJ "The Seditionists: Inside the Explosive World of Anti-Government Extremism in America"
Estimated arrival date: June 07, 2016
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Lambkin wrote:
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: order-update@amazon.com <order-update@amazon.com>
Date: Tue, Jun 30, 2015 at 4:35 PM
Subject: Your Amazon.com order


Hello,

We have good news! One of your pre-ordered items is now eligible for release date delivery and has been upgraded at no additional charge. Your new delivery estimate is:

MacNab, JJ "The Seditionists: Inside the Explosive World of Anti-Government Extremism in America"
Estimated arrival date: June 07, 2016
All hail Amazon!!!!

They can announce a delivery a month before the alleged arrival date!

Ain't marketing great?

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June 2016
That's a YEAR in advance!
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Yeah I read it as a delay.
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So instead of Demo telling us there's a delay, she's conned Amazon into doing it.

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I see it's only being sold as a kindle book.

Please, is there a way to buy it as a solid object???
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fortinbras wrote:I see it's only being sold as a kindle book.

Please, is there a way to buy it as a solid object???
I hope so. I like real books with real pages, not the electronic versions.
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We're writing about the order you placed on March 22, 2015 (Order# ...). Unfortunately, the release date for the item(s) listed below has changed, and we need to provide you with a new delivery estimate based on the new release date:

MacNab, JJ "The Seditionists: Inside the Explosive World of Anti-Government Extremism in America"
Estimated arrival date: December 01, 2017
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Unacceptable. The book is already partly obsolete. Another year and it will just be history. In fact, it should probably be retitled to something like "Seditionism to 2013". If Demo can find a faster publisher she can write a sequel called "Seditionism Stands its Ground: The Bundy Years".
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Seems like it work better as long-form journalism, magazine article series, etc. The subjects of the book are likely to implode before it's published, and that would be true at any time you start writing.
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It's kind of like trying to write about a war that has not yet been won.
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This just in. New release date: December 2099
Hello,

We're writing about the order you placed on March 22, 2015 (Order# xxxxxxxxx). The item(s) you ordered is not yet released. We will notify you of a specific delivery date when one is available.

MacNab, JJ "The Seditionists: Inside the Explosive World of Anti-Government Extremism in America"
Release date: December 01, 2099
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Wow, she must have gotten caught in a Illuminati conspiracy that backfired.
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Amazon are still predicting Dec 2017. No offence to illustrious author, but WTF?

Surely in this modern age, a completed text can be printed and distributed in a matter of weeks. It's not like there's only one printing facility and you have to book a slot when you can. We don't ship books by horse-drawn carts anymore, big distributors can shift vast stocks globally within days.

I hope the delay is to permit inclusion of recent events, especially the Talibundy's. Otherwise as someone rightly said above, it will be obsolete before it's on sale. Which would be a tragic end for a very fine project.
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Hercule Parrot wrote:...
I hope the delay is to permit inclusion of recent events, ....
I'd be willing to bet a bottle of Patron reposado that Demo knows where all the leaks are ... just sayin. :whistle:
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