Demo's book at last!

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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby texino » Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:39 pm

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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby LPC » Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:04 am

AndyK wrote:Based on probably apocryphal information concerning the author, payment would be acceptable in the form of very old fermented grape juice or various forms of yeast-infected grains.

Should I evaporate the juices and yeast-infected grains and collect the condensates as a form of payment?
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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby Duke2Earl » Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:27 pm

Knowing JJ as I do, the preferred form of payment is Blue boxes.
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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby Pottapaug1938 » Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:30 pm

I wonder if she accepts Iraqi dinars?
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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby obadiah » Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:27 am

Pottapaug1938 wrote:I wonder if she accepts Iraqi dinars?


Or Vietnamese Dong.
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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby Lambkin » Wed Jul 01, 2015 2:29 am

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: order-update@amazon.com <order-update@amazon.com>
Date: Tue, Jun 30, 2015 at 4:35 PM
Subject: Your Amazon.com order


Hello,

We have good news! One of your pre-ordered items is now eligible for release date delivery and has been upgraded at no additional charge. Your new delivery estimate is:

MacNab, JJ "The Seditionists: Inside the Explosive World of Anti-Government Extremism in America"
Estimated arrival date: June 07, 2016

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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby Judge Roy Bean » Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:42 am

Lambkin wrote:
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: order-update@amazon.com <order-update@amazon.com>
Date: Tue, Jun 30, 2015 at 4:35 PM
Subject: Your Amazon.com order


Hello,

We have good news! One of your pre-ordered items is now eligible for release date delivery and has been upgraded at no additional charge. Your new delivery estimate is:

MacNab, JJ "The Seditionists: Inside the Explosive World of Anti-Government Extremism in America"
Estimated arrival date: June 07, 2016


All hail Amazon!!!!

They can announce a delivery a month before the alleged arrival date!

Ain't marketing great?

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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby LaVidaRoja » Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:10 pm

June 2016
That's a YEAR in advance!
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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby Lambkin » Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:43 am

Yeah I read it as a delay.

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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby webhick » Thu Jul 02, 2015 6:09 pm

So instead of Demo telling us there's a delay, she's conned Amazon into doing it.

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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby fortinbras » Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:24 pm

I see it's only being sold as a kindle book.

Please, is there a way to buy it as a solid object???

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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby Pottapaug1938 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:42 am

fortinbras wrote:I see it's only being sold as a kindle book.

Please, is there a way to buy it as a solid object???


I hope so. I like real books with real pages, not the electronic versions.
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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby Lambkin » Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:37 pm

We're writing about the order you placed on March 22, 2015 (Order# ...). Unfortunately, the release date for the item(s) listed below has changed, and we need to provide you with a new delivery estimate based on the new release date:

MacNab, JJ "The Seditionists: Inside the Explosive World of Anti-Government Extremism in America"
Estimated arrival date: December 01, 2017

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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby grixit » Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:20 pm

Unacceptable. The book is already partly obsolete. Another year and it will just be history. In fact, it should probably be retitled to something like "Seditionism to 2013". If Demo can find a faster publisher she can write a sequel called "Seditionism Stands its Ground: The Bundy Years".
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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby Lambkin » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:00 pm

Seems like it work better as long-form journalism, magazine article series, etc. The subjects of the book are likely to implode before it's published, and that would be true at any time you start writing.

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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby Judge Roy Bean » Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:46 am

It's kind of like trying to write about a war that has not yet been won.
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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby Lambkin » Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:49 am

This just in. New release date: December 2099

Hello,

We're writing about the order you placed on March 22, 2015 (Order# xxxxxxxxx). The item(s) you ordered is not yet released. We will notify you of a specific delivery date when one is available.

MacNab, JJ "The Seditionists: Inside the Explosive World of Anti-Government Extremism in America"
Release date: December 01, 2099

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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby The Observer » Wed Mar 01, 2017 5:05 am

Wow, she must have gotten caught in a Illuminati conspiracy that backfired.
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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby Hercule Parrot » Tue Mar 21, 2017 11:36 am

Amazon are still predicting Dec 2017. No offence to illustrious author, but WTF?

Surely in this modern age, a completed text can be printed and distributed in a matter of weeks. It's not like there's only one printing facility and you have to book a slot when you can. We don't ship books by horse-drawn carts anymore, big distributors can shift vast stocks globally within days.

I hope the delay is to permit inclusion of recent events, especially the Talibundy's. Otherwise as someone rightly said above, it will be obsolete before it's on sale. Which would be a tragic end for a very fine project.
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Re: Demo's book at last!

Postby Judge Roy Bean » Tue Mar 21, 2017 4:06 pm

Hercule Parrot wrote:...
I hope the delay is to permit inclusion of recent events, ....


I'd be willing to bet a bottle of Patron reposado that Demo knows where all the leaks are ... just sayin. :whistle:
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