Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:39 pm
Sure Obie, I'll take care of that when the faculty tea breaks up.obadiah wrote:I'm freezing down here! Would one of the Illuminati please turn up the heat. Pretty please!
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Demo's book at last!
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Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 5:04 am
Should I evaporate the juices and yeast-infected grains and collect the condensates as a form of payment?AndyK wrote:Based on probably apocryphal information concerning the author, payment would be acceptable in the form of very old fermented grape juice or various forms of yeast-infected grains.
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:27 pm
Knowing JJ as I do, the preferred form of payment is Blue boxes.
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 5:30 pm
I wonder if she accepts Iraqi dinars?
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 1:27 am
Or Vietnamese Dong.Pottapaug1938 wrote:I wonder if she accepts Iraqi dinars?
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 1:29 am
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From: order-update@amazon.com <order-update@amazon.com>
Date: Tue, Jun 30, 2015 at 4:35 PM
Subject: Your Amazon.com order
Hello,
We have good news! One of your pre-ordered items is now eligible for release date delivery and has been upgraded at no additional charge. Your new delivery estimate is:
MacNab, JJ "The Seditionists: Inside the Explosive World of Anti-Government Extremism in America"
Estimated arrival date: June 07, 2016
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:42 am
All hail Amazon!!!!Lambkin wrote:---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: order-update@amazon.com <order-update@amazon.com>
Date: Tue, Jun 30, 2015 at 4:35 PM
Subject: Your Amazon.com order
Hello,
We have good news! One of your pre-ordered items is now eligible for release date delivery and has been upgraded at no additional charge. Your new delivery estimate is:
MacNab, JJ "The Seditionists: Inside the Explosive World of Anti-Government Extremism in America"
Estimated arrival date: June 07, 2016
They can announce a delivery a month before the alleged arrival date!
Ain't marketing great?
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:10 pm
That's a YEAR in advance!June 2016
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:43 am
Yeah I read it as a delay.
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:09 pm
So instead of Demo telling us there's a delay, she's conned Amazon into doing it.
All Hail Illuminati! May the Wolverpus feast upon your souls!
All Hail Illuminati! May the Wolverpus feast upon your souls!
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:24 pm
I see it's only being sold as a kindle book.
Please, is there a way to buy it as a solid object???
Please, is there a way to buy it as a solid object???
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:42 am
I hope so. I like real books with real pages, not the electronic versions.fortinbras wrote:I see it's only being sold as a kindle book.
Please, is there a way to buy it as a solid object???
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:37 pm
We're writing about the order you placed on March 22, 2015 (Order# ...). Unfortunately, the release date for the item(s) listed below has changed, and we need to provide you with a new delivery estimate based on the new release date:
MacNab, JJ "The Seditionists: Inside the Explosive World of Anti-Government Extremism in America"
Estimated arrival date: December 01, 2017
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:20 pm
Unacceptable. The book is already partly obsolete. Another year and it will just be history. In fact, it should probably be retitled to something like "Seditionism to 2013". If Demo can find a faster publisher she can write a sequel called "Seditionism Stands its Ground: The Bundy Years".
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:00 pm
Seems like it work better as long-form journalism, magazine article series, etc. The subjects of the book are likely to implode before it's published, and that would be true at any time you start writing.
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:46 pm
It's kind of like trying to write about a war that has not yet been won.
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:49 am
This just in. New release date: December 2099
Hello,
We're writing about the order you placed on March 22, 2015 (Order# xxxxxxxxx). The item(s) you ordered is not yet released. We will notify you of a specific delivery date when one is available.
MacNab, JJ "The Seditionists: Inside the Explosive World of Anti-Government Extremism in America"
Release date: December 01, 2099
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:05 am
Wow, she must have gotten caught in a Illuminati conspiracy that backfired.
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:36 am
Amazon are still predicting Dec 2017. No offence to illustrious author, but WTF?
Surely in this modern age, a completed text can be printed and distributed in a matter of weeks. It's not like there's only one printing facility and you have to book a slot when you can. We don't ship books by horse-drawn carts anymore, big distributors can shift vast stocks globally within days.
I hope the delay is to permit inclusion of recent events, especially the Talibundy's. Otherwise as someone rightly said above, it will be obsolete before it's on sale. Which would be a tragic end for a very fine project.
Surely in this modern age, a completed text can be printed and distributed in a matter of weeks. It's not like there's only one printing facility and you have to book a slot when you can. We don't ship books by horse-drawn carts anymore, big distributors can shift vast stocks globally within days.
I hope the delay is to permit inclusion of recent events, especially the Talibundy's. Otherwise as someone rightly said above, it will be obsolete before it's on sale. Which would be a tragic end for a very fine project.
Re: Demo's book at last!
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 3:06 pm
I'd be willing to bet a bottle of Patron reposado that Demo knows where all the leaks are ... just sayin.Hercule Parrot wrote:...
I hope the delay is to permit inclusion of recent events, ....
