Sovcit Birdman asks about deportation to Heaven

[rogfulton]

Kevin Ramey owes $84K in child support.

From The Daily Beast

[The Observer]

"That was a very legal question…I’m a citizen of heaven, the Bible tells us that,” Ramey told The Daily Beast. He was not, however, speaking literally. “What are they gonna do, put me in front of a firing squad and deport me to heaven? No.”

He is lucky I wasn't the judge. I am pretty big on deporting sovcits.

Hence that heaven stuff. He went on to say he feels this case is a “far broader issue than not paying child support” and that he is willing to go to jail for his beliefs about the state.

Mr. Ramey, could you please explain to us why you think God doesn't want you paying financial support for the kids you brought into this world?

“I’ve been fighting for 20 years to make sure the state doesn’t do to my boys what they did to me,” he said. “That’s the best support I can give them. [The state] has taken from me everything I own.”

Yeah, a real crying shame that the state took everything you owned so that your kids could be housed, fed, and clothed because you failed to step up and be the dad your kids needed.

[ArthurWankspittle]

We have to find some mis-named, 500 mile from anywhere, Pacific atoll called something like Paradise, or Heaven or similar where you could send him to (and suggest he evolves into a better species).

[Hanslune]

We have to find some mis-named, 500 mile from anywhere, Pacific atoll called something like Paradise, or Heaven or similar where you could send him to (and suggest he evolves into a better species).

One of these should do:
http://www.touropia.com/uninhabited-isl ... the-world/