How to lose your hands while sovereign

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How to lose your hands while sovereign

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Some FOTLer 'blowed up real good' (thanks SCTV).

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Failed Darwin award entry.
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.
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No more thumbprints signatures for him then.
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Just when I thought being a sovereign citizen was very hands on.

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bmxninja357 wrote:Just when I thought being a sovereign citizen was very hands on.

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notorial dissent wrote:Failed Darwin award entry.
I'm going to throw something funny into the soup here, and it's going to require me to do some further research. There exists a fair number of young men who like to play with things that go bang as a hobby and develop their skills as amateur chemists. Many, if not most, of the recipes for their endeavours are found on various sovereign citizen sites where you have to "prove your chops" before those who know such matters will tell you how to create a fine pyrotechnic exhibition. How serious are these guys as true sovereigns, or are they just people who enjoy a good explosion? Is it just an over-reaction from the Homeland Security people?

... Eric, former basement bomber until the Queen, in her infinite pleasure, decreed that i could have access to all sorts of things that went bang and I could blow up UXD's and even get paid a bonus for doing it.
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Burnaby, I feel your pain, but I would suspect we can expect WES to come up with something even worse, and please don't wake Famspear it has been so blessedly quiet of late.

Eric, glad to hear you found your niche in life, and particularly at her Majesty's pleasure rather than displeasure. Looking forward to your essay.

I would suspect one of the major stumbling blocks in the sovcit crowd would be their near universal illiteracy and seemingly genetic incapacity for following instructions, rules, directions, etc. I would suspect there are far more unreported Darwinian successes in this crowd than failures.
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.
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He was spreading freedom. Some went over there. Some over there. A little over yonder....

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Oh, this? This is a parting gift. You know, a part of you here, a part of you there, a part of you waaay over there, staining the wall
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And if I ever lose my hands, lose my plough, lose my land,
Oh if I ever lose my hands, Oh if... I won't have to work no more.
Cat stevens; moonshadow. I get it now.

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