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What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:43 pm
by rogfulton
Kevin Conklin has announced he is a sovereign citizen after being arrested and injuring an officer.
Mug shot may help explain things.
Editted to add
link to prior shenanigans.
Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:44 am
by notorial dissent
Sounds to me like The Villages had a serious crime problem in 2014, maybe they helped it some by encouraging him to leave - IMMEDIATELY. I would say he has more than a bit of a drinking problem to begin with, but I question any bartender who would give someone who came in looking like that a tab to begin with, I also question them serving him since he was probably loaded at the time as well. Does not sound like a pleasant person in any event.
Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 12:20 am
by TheNewSaint
The Villages is a planned retirement community. At 54, this guy would be the city's youngest resident. In God's Waiting Room, this is youthful shenanigans.
Also, when the police said they entered "Margarita Republic", I wasn't sure if that was the name of the bar or the micronation Conklin declared for himself.
Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:52 am
by notorial dissent
It's FL, that pretty much explains it all, after all where else could you find a felon who manages to shoot himself in the crotch, total details of damage thankfully undisclosed, by sitting on a gun in his car. With any luck at all he ended his sex life, and will get to go back to jail in the bargain as a felon in possession. I mean FL. 
Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 6:59 am
by Gregg
The older mugshot reminds me right away of the guy from the New Orleans JFK conspiracy, David Ferrie.
Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:11 am
by Doktor Avalanche
Gregg wrote:The older mugshot reminds me right away of the guy from the New Orleans JFK conspiracy, David Ferrie.
Egads, Gregg, why do you insist on frightening me so?
Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:41 am
by wserra
Dok! How ya been? It's been a while.
Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:12 pm
by Gregg
I was trying to shake you outta the shadows... seems like it worked.
Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:26 pm
by Doktor Avalanche
wserra wrote:Dok! How ya been? It's been a while.
I've been good - just lurking from time to time. How you been?
Gregg wrote:I was trying to shake you outta the shadows... seems like it worked.
It did, indeed. Gawd, what a mug!