April LaJune: I can UCC You!

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Re: April LaJune: I can UCC You!

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:30 pm

That is the most soporific transcript I have ever attempted to read. I cannot imagine what the jury made of it, but my impression from some of it was that the witness was prepared and willing to testify to anything provided he could also testify to the opposite thing being equally valid. It actually sent me to sleep while reading it.

I now fully understand the importance of editors and their place in the world, for the chunks I could manage to look at again, de-waffling and discarding the irrelevant would condense that by about two thirds

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Re: April LaJune: I can UCC You!

Postby Burnaby49 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:20 pm

Siegfried Shrink wrote:That is the most soporific transcript I have ever attempted to read. I cannot imagine what the jury made of it, but my impression from some of it was that the witness was prepared and willing to testify to anything provided he could also testify to the opposite thing being equally valid. It actually sent me to sleep while reading it.

I now fully understand the importance of editors and their place in the world, for the chunks I could manage to look at again, de-waffling and discarding the irrelevant would condense that by about two thirds


Well if you want a transcript with some zip in it, one a little out of the ordinary, try this one I posted on Quatloos a while back;

https://imgur.com/a/skffp

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtopic.php?f=49&t=11167
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Re: April LaJune: I can UCC You!

Postby wserra » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:21 pm

Siegfried Shrink wrote:the witness was prepared and willing to testify to anything provided he could also testify to the opposite thing being equally valid.


Harry Truman's line about desperately needing a one-armed economist, so that the guy couldn't say, "But on the other hand . . ."
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Re: April LaJune: I can UCC You!

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:43 pm

Burnaby49 wrote:Well if you want a transcript with some zip in it, one a little out of the ordinary, try this one I posted on Quatloos a while back;

https://imgur.com/a/skffp

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtopic.php?f=49&t=11167


I feel there was a bit of lost dignity there.

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Re: April LaJune: I can UCC You!

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:42 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfLDD7z_q_I

Attack is the best defense, so a somewhat care worn looking Ms Guru is giving her clients victims a good old talking to for not doing it right and then bothering her with calls and e-mails asking for help. The number of uncomplimentary comments seems to be increasing as disillusion sets in.

Now it is $450 for the useless package. I am fairly sure sure it is not illegal to sell something you know to be useless, buyer beware, and all that and as long as you provide the marks with something you are golden.

It has been noted elsewhere that the secret account scam is running out of steam due to bank and Treasury action and the HATJ and Randy show, but if there is still a Hamilton or three to be extracted, it is still worth the effort to seek out the last few suckers.

Strawmen get a passing mention, but the overall impression is of a local librarian handing out a really severe scolding for the late return of a book. When the scam income dries up, diversifying into the dominatrix business might be an avenue worth exploring. "April Showers for Naughty Boys".

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Re: April LaJune: I can UCC You!

Postby nancydrew » Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:13 pm

Take some time and report her to Colorado Attorney General.

https://www.stopfraudcolorado.gov/yourstory

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Re: April LaJune: I can UCC You!

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:34 pm

It might come better from someone who was actually an American.


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