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Larry Klayman and Joe Biden

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I wasn't going to start this thread, because I don't want it to evolve into a political farting match; but I couldn't resist when I read about Larry Klayman proclaiming that he will convene a Citizens' Grand Jury and Citizens' Court, and try and sentence Joe Biden for his crimes. Who is going to preside -- the Red Queen?

Klayman is a former federal prosecutor, which might mean that he has a license to practice law. It should be interesting to see what happens if he convenes his Playskool courts....

https://www.joemygod.com/2019/09/larry- ... 4aCvcon9_8
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GIL(Grossly Inappropriate Larry) likes to make all sorts of pronouncements and promises that he is incapable of following through on. So far his track record is pretty much 0 for all. If he actually gets in to court it is almost always eventually dismissed or withdrawn when he has run the time and judge's patience out. A GIL case is like an Orly Taitz case, it will never ever go anywhere. There is some dim hope that the DC Bar will suspend him for his bad behavior, but they are still in the talking about it stage, although it has been officially recommended.
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Hopefully they do something that they can actually be arrested for.
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GIL is a poseur. He has won ONE lawsuit in living memory and I still question if he should have won it. He did indeed work for DOJ, as a scutwork attorney, since to all evidence that is all he is capable of, never as a prosecutor as far as can be determined. He has repeatedly lost in real life, repeatedly to his former wife, where he acquired the epithet GIL, from a judge mind you. He lost to his former grifterprise after he had to leave. So far his loss record, zip all like Orly, or really dismissal record of all. His win likelihood a negative square root of an imaginary number. If GIL's suing it is just show and vindictiveness on his part with NO substance behind it.
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He's so bad, finding out he's suing you is good news!
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I have always felt that Cliven Bundy would have stood a chance of getting convicted if the 9th Circuit had let Klayman represent him.
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It's strange the haywire tangents Klayman has gone into after leading Judicial Watch which apparently wants to erase his connection to them, like SPLC wants to distance itself from Dees.
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"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".

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This on the same day that Judge Mehta put the final nail in Grossly Inappropriate Larry's suit on behalf of Grossly Racist Joe (Arpaio) against the NY Times. Brief recap (intended): back in August, Judge Mehta originally dismissed the nonsense because GIL's factual assertions - "You're all a bunch of big liberal meanies" - didn't quite suffice for actual malice, GRJ being a public figure. So GIL moves to amend - denied yesterday in the short linked decision/order.

Apparently "You're all a bunch of big liberal meanies who didn't even ask GRJ for a denial before publishing" falls a little short as well.
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Even if you believe there was misconduct by the prosecution, which personally I do, it makes no sense for Klayman to impeach witnesses and evidence that got his client acquitted years after the trial is over.

And the complaints about withholding exculpatory evidence are moot since the judge ruled it was inadmissible anyways and he was acquitted regardless.
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The things GIL is known for, besides his grossly inappropriate behavior, he files lots of essentially frivolous lawsuits, lots and lots of them, he almost never has a valid or actionable cause of action, he is real week on the whole providing facts and doing research thing, his vaunted "staff", in that teeny tiny public mailbox in DC is just always falling down on the job of research and timely filing, apparently his usual go to for reasons is "You're all a bunch of big liberal meanies" or the equivalent, he generally asks for ridiculous amounts in damages, and the relief he asks for is usually either totally ridiculous and/or beyond the court's ability. He asks for multiple extensions and delays extending his waste of judicial resources. Previously most of his cases were withdrawn when it got close to going to court. Of late the courts have been throwing them out wholesale, for the reasons mentioned above. His usual course of action after that is to ask for reconsideration at least once or three times, then when that fails he appeals and harasses the appeals court until they tell him to pound sand.

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Klayman is REALLY swinging for the fences, now:

https://lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/larry-k ... -covid-19/

What's the over-under on the number of days before this waste of paper and ink gets judicially circular-filed?
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Don't listen to that idiot Klayman, he doesn't have a clue what's really going on. Chinese bio-warfare? A red herring that wouldn't fool a child. Canada's own paraclete Belanger, that master of mysteries both religious and secular, knows the score and who's really behind the coronavirus. It's the Jews intent on wiping out all true Christians;
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These people are issued blind do as your told orders and are conditioned to censor truth cures or efficient modalities of circumventing the virus....This is not about safety and health this is about invoking martial law and eliminating the dissidents...This virus has been created to dessimate among the dumb goyim overloaded useless eater population..If you never had the opportunity to talk to a Zionist Rabbi you likely will not grasp what has been intentionally perpetuated upon us....It's all about control and eliminating opposition..gentile opposition...
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And so the Paracyte throws his bent thruppance in to the ether.
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Looking on the bright side, he might catch the disease, although he is probably pretty well self isolated before any of this started.
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Siegfried Shrink wrote: Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:03 am Looking on the bright side, he might catch the disease, although he is probably pretty well self isolated before any of this started.
He and I share at least this one trait. We're both basement recluses.
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On the other hand I 'd willingly take you out for a pint or whatever, whereas him, un unh nope not in this universe/reality evah.
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Klayman's back in the news again representing another nutcase with a conspiracy theory to flog. Now he's threatening to sue CNN.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/27/media/si ... index.html
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Yeah, GIL likes him some Corona denier conspiraloons. He's going to have a hard time "representing" anyone for the foreseeable future with his ticket cancelled. He most likely will NEVER get PHV again after this so he is reduced to filing in FL or as a pro se. His attention span is also awfully short these days as well.
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