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[Doktor Avalanche]

Ummm....yeah:

http://ticketslayer.com/

[wserra]

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[Doktor Avalanche]

So what's wrong with this picture?

[webhick]

So what's wrong with this picture?

The neck accoutrement makes him look like a really gruff flight attendant. He's the one grumbling in the back of the plane about he just doesn't have enough urine to go with the complimentary drinks in first class. Occasionally, he'll bust loose and get on the wings and then everyone starts doing a really bad Shatner impersonation.

[Nikki]

That's silly.

It ALWAYS works -- when the complaining officer doesn't show up.

[Doktor Avalanche]

So what's wrong with this picture?

The neck accoutrement makes him look like a really gruff flight attendant. He's the one grumbling in the back of the plane about he just doesn't have enough urine to go with the complimentary drinks in first class.

Actually, he looks better than some of the flight attendants I have seen of late.

Ah yes, I remember air travel in the 1970's with fresh, young cute stewardesses........problem is they are still all on the job! Yeah, I know that's sexist. So what. If I am trapped in a flying bus for 5 or 6 hours, I'd like some eye candy please. Plus drunks and men tend to be far more docile when some cute young thing asks them to do something than a battle-axe, crew cut, grandmother type snaps at them like a child.

You should fly ANA, KAL or JAL, Skipper.

They, at least, know how to put up some good eye candy. They haven't forgotten what it's like to trapped on a flying tube for hours on end.

[Doktor Avalanche]

That's silly.

It ALWAYS works -- when the complaining officer doesn't show up.

That's pretty much how Ticketslayer defines a slay.

[Judge Roy Bean]

He's been peddling the package for years, despite the fact that it's been distributed all over the net.