Guardians of the Free Republics 'Demanding' letter prompts

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Where do these folks come from? Is DMVP's word salad a disease that spreads by Net contact ?
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It's a total joke. They served the wrong governors.

For several years, there have been de jure elections in many, if not all, of the states designating the true governors.

Unfortunately, I've lost the Internet link to the gentleman who was coordinating all of this.

If anyone remembers it, I'll forward it to the self-appointed, non-representative grand jurors so they can effect service on the proper people.
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The Operative wrote:Yup, it has the legal effect of a blank roll of toilet paper.

Correction: ... a used roll ...
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Does the concept of a pep-talk sound familiar?

When it comes to holding your position as leader, you have to do things that will keep the faithful in line.

But be sure you have another spin story when they don't turn out as planned.

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newly released cover letter found here:
http://republicbroadcasting.org/?p=7838

subtitle of the article should read:
ANTI-HATE GROUP SPLC FINDS A NEW GROUP IT HATES
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Still no governors have resigned...

How exactly are these orders going to be enforced Harvester?
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silversopp wrote:Still no governors have resigned...

How exactly are these orders going to be enforced Harvester?
Wait I thought they all had, and they were replaced with beautiful bikini clad woman who needed me to advise them on matters of state...

:oops:

That was a dream last night
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bmielke wrote:Wait I thought they all had, and they were replaced with beautiful bikini clad woman who needed me to advise them on matters of state...
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From the letter:
The people are committed to a peaceful, honorable and non-violent transition, which unfolds quietly behind the scenes as a mirror image reversal of the 1933 world coupe.
Wouldn't a sedan have been roomier?
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Cpt Banjo wrote:From the letter:
The people are committed to a peaceful, honorable and non-violent transition, which unfolds quietly behind the scenes as a mirror image reversal of the 1933 world coupe.
Wouldn't a sedan have been roomier?
Yeah; but coupes are fun. I'd take a 1932 Model A....
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You're just trying to get Webhick into the rumble seat.
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grixit wrote:You're just trying to get Webhick into the rumble seat.
Wouldn't you?
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Pottapaug1938 wrote:
grixit wrote:You're just trying to get Webhick into the rumble seat.
Wouldn't you?
I've been decapitated before. Your little plan isn't going to work.
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Pottapaug1938 wrote:
Cpt Banjo wrote:From the letter:
The people are committed to a peaceful, honorable and non-violent transition, which unfolds quietly behind the scenes as a mirror image reversal of the 1933 world coupe.
Wouldn't a sedan have been roomier?
Yeah; but coupes are fun. I'd take a 1932 Model A....
I'm building one, when it's done come to Gettysburg and you can drive it. Although, I'm going old fashioned hot rod, with a 51 flathead motor etc...
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Plan is progressing nicely behind the scenes, "better than anticipated" I'm told. Oh, it's becoming more clear that the FBI is on our side. Two FBI agents had a lengthy talk with two jurors and ended up wanting to become grand jurors themselves. So, I guess I should rephrase my original question:

In a game between the CIA and WeThePeople, who is the Quatloser?
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Oh, it's becoming more clear that the FBI is on our side. Two FBI agents had a lengthy talk with two jurors and ended up wanting to become grand jurors themselves.
That's some powerful stupid, even for a tax protester.

The FBI always tell their targets what they want to hear when they want the targets to get chatty.
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Harvester wrote:Plan is progressing nicely behind the scenes, "better than anticipated" I'm told. Oh, it's becoming more clear that the FBI is on our side. Two FBI agents had a lengthy talk with two jurors and ended up wanting to become grand jurors themselves. So, I guess I should rephrase my original question:

In a game between the CIA and WeThePeople, who is the Quatloser?
It's funny how the real political wackos in this country latch onto a phrase like "We The People" and use it as if it were a mantra or a Holy Name, invoking magical powers which will trump any factual argument to the contrary. The narcissism and arrogance of such a position is breathtaking.

Reality, on the other hand, is really a b*tch when it sinks in for these people -- and no matter how deeply they bury it beneath their delusions, they always know it's there.
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Harvester wrote:Plan is progressing nicely behind the scenes, "better than anticipated" I'm told. Oh, it's becoming more clear that the FBI is on our side. Two FBI agents had a lengthy talk with two jurors and ended up wanting to become grand jurors themselves. So, I guess I should rephrase my original question:

In a game between the CIA and WeThePeople, who is the Quatloser?
Everything I know about the CIA comes from Tom Clancy :oops: . Clancy's CIA would make "WeThePeople" disappear into thin air :twisted: . So I am going to have to go with the CIA wins. :twisted:
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Harvester wrote:oh no. Oh God no. . . please . . . say it's not true ....
From the article:
The group set a March 31 deadline
Hmm. Two weeks after the "deadline".

OK, if you insist: "It's not true."
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Harvester wrote:Plan is progressing nicely behind the scenes, "better than anticipated" I'm told.
If "better than anticipated" means "the Elder Guardians haven't been arrested yet", I guess I can agree with that.
Harvester wrote:Oh, it's becoming more clear that the FBI is on our side. Two FBI agents had a lengthy talk with two jurors and ended up wanting to become grand jurors themselves.
uh-huh, sure. I guess you have never seen police being friendly to alleged offenders in order to get information for the later indictment and prosecution.
Harvester wrote:So, I guess I should rephrase my original question:

In a game between the CIA and WeThePeople, who is the Quatloser?
"We the People", if you are referring to the majority of the populace and not the organization, are NOT on the side of the Elder Guardians and the The Restore America Plan. Mainly because anyone with an IQ above room temperature (in Celcius), can see they are full of sh*t.
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