Another nutball loses in Colorado

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Re: Another nutball loses in Colorado

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Oh, crap. Another Colorado case to lure Van Pelt into some kind of new diatribe.
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Re: Another nutball loses in Colorado

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I've always wanted to see the judge order the bailiff to replace the flag with a non-fringed one and have the name on the court documents changed to non-caps.

Then sit back and watch the loon try to create more nonsense.
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Re: Another nutball loses in Colorado

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I'd rather replace the flag trim--maybe a nice ball fringe (the kind some folks like to trim the back window of a beatercar with) instead of gold. Imagine what magic word the nutball will be reaching for then...would they yell "Tacky flag" instead of "Admiralty flag"?
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Re: Another nutball loses in Colorado

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Judge Roy Bean wrote:Oh, crap. Another Colorado case to lure Van Pelt into some kind of new diatribe.
He's probably unavailable because he's off somewhere, sucking his thumb and cuddling his teddy bear, because it finally dawned on him that he isn't getting his $20 million....
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