False lien arrests in Etowah County, AL

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Re: False lien arrests in Etowah County, AL

Postby JennyD » Sun Sep 07, 2014 3:35 pm

LightinDarkness wrote:This is where I confess the sov'runs baffle me (I mean, more than usual). Lets say your deluded enough to think all this is real, that by filing fancy sov'run paperwork the courts will bow to your will and judges will flee to their chambers. If you really believe that, why do you demand insane sums of gold and silver - 999 centillion is the most insane I've seen, but these filings routinely demand insane sums in the millions or billions. Obviously, even if its all real, your never going to get millions or billions in gold - ever - if the US government handed out that kind of bullion for every traffic ticket/false lien charge (which is what most of the sov'run citizen arrests are), there would be no gold left on earth.

It leaves me pondering if they know its all a joke, but if they do that why would you do this to yourself? How many people like going to jail and try this hard to ensure they lose their court case?


I can actually explain this... it's convoluted but this is what one of them told me one day when I asked..

They ask for such large sums of gold or silver because to their way of thinking even 1oz of silver or gold is a win in their book, they know that the amount is negotiable, and they are trying to get someone to start negotiating with them, which then completes in their mythology the contract and says to them they were correct. So Ask high, settle low but any settle is a win as it shows they were correct...

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Re: False lien arrests in Etowah County, AL

Postby JamesVincent » Sun Sep 07, 2014 7:27 pm

JennyD wrote:... So Ask high, settle low but any settle is a win as it shows they were correct...


Guess that's why they never win huh.
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Re: False lien arrests in Etowah County, AL

Postby Lambkin » Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:20 pm

Re: citizen of the month, Everett Stout

http://www.al.com/news/anniston-gadsden ... d_aga.html

Everett Leon Stout, 74, was arrested at Safe Harbor RV Park in Riverside Tuesday on three counts of crime in connection with a sham legal process and one count of perjury. He is being held on $45,000 bond and has a court date of Sept. 1.

Stout may be the first person in Alabama charged under the statute, which make it a crime to issue or distribute unlawful instruments, such as summons, subpoenas, liens, arrest warrants, or other documents.

Calhoun County Assistant District Attorney Tim Burgess said Stout's charges stem from his attempt to serve members of the prosecutor's team with documents pertaining to a phony lawsuit in front of the jury during his trial last week.

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Re: False lien arrests in Etowah County, AL

Postby Quartermass » Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:12 pm

Can't believe they haven't figured out that to win you need to use the "Come-on, I Lein" defense!

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Re: False lien arrests in Etowah County, AL

Postby Judge Roy Bean » Tue Aug 02, 2016 3:25 pm

Quartermass wrote:Can't believe they haven't figured out that to win you need to use the "Come-on, I Lein" defense!


You are hereby fined 8 Quatloos for bad punnery. :roll: [ Sound of pistol butt striking heavy desk ]

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Re: False lien arrests in Etowah County, AL

Postby AndyK » Tue Aug 02, 2016 4:03 pm

I thought cleaning nose-snort soda off the keyboard was bad.

But bad-pun barf is even worse.
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Re: False lien arrests in Etowah County, AL

Postby Quartermass » Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:08 pm

Judge Roy Bean wrote:Pay the bailiff on your way out.


As a living soul of flesh and blood I'm afraid I'm not subject to your jurisdiction to fine me, but as a matter of good faith I will have the Sec'y of State transfer the funds from the secret government account set side for the all caps QUARTERMASS straw-man.

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Re: False lien arrests in Etowah County, AL

Postby JamesVincent » Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:26 pm

Sooner or later, probably more sooner then later, Stout will no longer be entertaining as he will dead and probably imprisoned at the time. Wonder if these people ever think about the fact that life has a cycle and you never get out of it alive.
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Re: False lien arrests in Etowah County, AL

Postby Gregg » Wed Aug 10, 2016 7:20 am

Quartermass wrote:
Judge Roy Bean wrote:Pay the bailiff on your way out.


As a living soul of flesh and blood I'm afraid I'm not subject to your jurisdiction to fine me, but as a matter of good faith I will have the Sec'y of State transfer the funds from the secret government account set side for the all caps QUARTERMASS straw-man.


Not subject to our jurisdiction? Oh snap....this ain't the Alabama Sovereign Court of Denny's, we're the Illuminati for bob's sake...


Okay, understand that I'm not the one who ordered this, I'm just calling in the airstrike that YOU brought on yourself. You might want to get any loved ones out of your immediate vicinity, and yes, that IS a dachshund with a rifle, parachuting down on you....

Cue up the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment..

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