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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby Jeffrey » Tue Oct 14, 2014 6:44 am

She's now claming to have a cure for Ebola.

Other than that quite boring.

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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby rogfulton » Thu Jul 06, 2017 1:34 am

I don't like bumping deservedly dead threads but came across another YouTube video by "Rev Druanna Johnston" from October 2015 in which she explains how you can pay all your debts with your Birth Certificate. She also provides a link to securecreditor(dot)com.
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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby rogfulton » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:51 am

And "her" very own Mandela Effect video from 2016.

The reason I have quotes around her is by the time of this video, she is calling herself Dr. Reverend Trent Johnston.

Bonus: link has changed to a different site - sanctuaryofhathor(dot)com - perhaps because securecreditor is 'being redesigned'.
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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby Gregg » Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:09 am

Today she's celebrating the order of her new Tesla using her birth bond. Screen shot shows an order page and a $2500 deposit, but I'm withholding judgement until she gets the title to the car.
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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Sat Jul 15, 2017 2:04 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA-NXKCOo14

Relevant video.

"Once you are a student with me you are a student for life" sounds like a threat.

25 suckers wanted, and it's only $1800 a pop.

This must be some sort of a crime, surely?

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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby Gregg » Sat Jul 15, 2017 2:12 pm

You'll see that after I added my thoughts to her last video she has deleted all comments and disabled them from here on in.

I've called a mutual friend at Tesla, they're going to make sure that before Doctor Reverend Druanna Crystal whatdaphuck takes delivery of her new car, she'll need to provide them with useless fiat Federal Reserve Notes, they won't be accepting any bonds or such. They're not even gonna take a check, actually.

In some ways, the car business is still just a big club. There are nowadays more actual car companies than there are suppliers to car companies, and most of the suppliers are staffed by people from the companies....
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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby notorial dissent » Sat Jul 15, 2017 2:34 pm

Siegfried Shrink wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA-NXKCOo14

Relevant video.

"Once you are a student with me you are a student for life" sounds like a threat.

25 suckers wanted, and it's only $1800 a pop.

This must be some sort of a crime, surely?

Does this mean you never actually learn anything and stick around forever trying to get the incantation right?
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.

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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Sat Jul 15, 2017 3:00 pm

In her favour, she is not nearly as physically repulsive as most gurus, and it is pretty clear that her profession is selling magic beans to anyone with a cow to pay for them. I expect that off duty she can be just as normal as other con artists sitting around in sunny places sipping drinks and thinking up new magic spells to peddle for real cash.

Has there ever been a guru who'd accept their own funny money?

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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby The Observer » Sat Jul 15, 2017 4:19 pm

Siegfried Shrink wrote:"Once you are a student with me you are a student for life" sounds like a threat.


Definitely akin to the Hotel California effect: You can check out anytime you like, but you can't never leave.

Siegfried Shrink wrote: I expect that off duty she can be just as normal as other con artists sitting around in sunny places sipping drinks and thinking up new magic spells to peddle for real cash.


I would have to agree with you. Sadly, the world is filled with people who are willing to tell you anything or do anything to you in order to get your money.
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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Sat Jul 15, 2017 4:46 pm

the world is filled with people who are willing to tell you anything or do anything to you in order to get your money.


That may be a bit pessimistic. I have very rarely met anyone I would put in this category, rather they are sprinkled about like mouse droppings in what would otherwise be a pure and nutritious pudding. I may add that I have had a far from sheltered life :-)

There seems to be an ecological balance to be found here,with predators and prey nicely balanced most of the time. Neither type really has much to do with the general population apart from having small specialised niches within it.
In the pseudo-legal magic world I am currently interested in, the isolation from the mass of the population is illustrated by the reactions, or better, one sided reactions at at the real/pseudo-legal interface, where passionate nonsense is greeted with puzzlement, patience and general indifference.

That there are a million pigeons, waiting to be hooked on new religions seems unarguable, it also seems that there are a hundred times that number who see the woo for what it is and walk away.

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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby Gregg » Sat Jul 15, 2017 7:45 pm

Siegfried Shrink wrote:
the world is filled with people who are willing to tell you anything or do anything to you in order to get your money.


snip...

That there are a million pigeons, waiting to be hooked on new religions seems unarguable, it also seems that there are a hundred times that number who see the woo for what it is and walk away.


And of course, sick bastards like me who delight in the folly of the ones who keep trying to grow the majik beans...
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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:38 pm

It would be more understandable if just occasionally a majik bean actually sprouted into a giant beanstalk. Although I suppose that if someone did find some incantation that actually worked, the last thing they would do would be to tell anyone about it.

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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby letissier14 » Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:33 am

If this guy goes missing, you know the government took him out lol

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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:44 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IknQh5Y56Ao

Dated August 19th 2017, she at it again, pitching the same old stuff.

From:

Druanna Raven Moon

321 Gypsy Lane

Emerald City, WA 97880

Date: May 16th 2016





To:

NATIONAL PAYMENT CENTER

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

P.O Box 105028

ATLANTA, GA 30348-5028





In regards to: UNFINISHED BUSINESS



Druanna Raven Moon non-adverse, non-belligerent, non-combatant party, secure creditor with power of attorney general, and Executrix on behalf of the DRUANNA RAVEN MOON ESTATE, is in possession of your recent voluntary submission of evidentiary documents



US DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION, must herein provide a true and certified copy of the complete audit trail of said account. furthermore, in order for US DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION to validate the debt, please provide verification through audit certification of debt entry in accordance with g.a.a.p., i.f.r.s., in accordance with basel 3 accord and u.n.c.i.t.r.a.l. conventions. I would also need a copy of your Tax Registration certificate!



Failure to substantiate the claim, please settle account immediately within the next thirty days.



Sincerely,

Druanna Raven Moon

Executrix of the Estate


It seems notaries have a lot of power, more than a judge. Get it notarised. Etc.

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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby Gregg » Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:23 pm

Docktor Reverend Druana Raven Moon Fawn Wails Johnston (did I get them all?) is one of the early promoters of the "sekrit treasury account" in its present iteration. We can thank her for Harvey Dent, Crazy Lady Laura Fox, Porsha what's her name, Randall Beane, Heather Tucci Jarraff and Mike O'Brien crowd now seriously screwing up their own and many other's lives.

She also, really seems to change her name more than most of my friends.
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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby ArthurWankspittle » Wed Aug 23, 2017 2:02 pm

Gregg wrote:Docktor Reverend Druana Raven Moon Fawn Wails Johnston (did I get them all?) is one of the early promoters of the "sekrit treasury account" in its present iteration. We can thank her for Harvey Dent, Crazy Lady Laura Fox, Porsha what's her name, Randall Beane, Heather Tucci Jarraff and Mike O'Brien crowd now seriously screwing up their own and many other's lives.

She also, really seems to change her name more than most of my friends.
Needs changing again:
Docktor Reverend Druana Raven Moon Worn Fails Johnston.
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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby NYGman » Wed Aug 23, 2017 2:48 pm

ArthurWankspittle wrote:
Gregg wrote:She also, really seems to change her name more than most of my friends.
Needs changing again:
Docktor Reverend Druana Raven Mad Loony Crazy Moon Wornout Always Fails Johnston.


Sorry, had to improve it, and Everytime I hear the name Raven the Monster Raving Loony Party is the first thing that pops into my head.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Officia ... oony_Party for those not in the know and are too lazy to google
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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Wed Aug 23, 2017 3:06 pm

The appearance of a Monster Raving Loony candidate was always welcome, I think I voted for one once when I could not stomach any other candidate. They iusually got about 100 votes, so I could think of myself as personally 1% of the candidates support.

Another serial offbeat by-election candidate was Commander Bill Boaks, a retired World War II hero who took part in sinking the Bismarck. Boaks campaigned and stood for election for over thirty years on limited funds, always on the issue of road safety


When I lived in Wimbledon in the late 1960s, Bill Boaks was a familiar sight, on his bicycle wearing placards about road safety. Have not thought about him for decades.

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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby waylonmercy » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:56 am

Druana has posted a most entertaining new You Tube video. The big news is that despite the fact that she has charged people big bucks to teach them how to become secured creditors, she no longer believes that it is necessary to file any paperwork to become wealthy. Now she believes the Law of Attraction is the best way to manifest wealth. Druana stated that she is personally using the LOA to manifest a 23 million dollar mansion in Spain. If all goes well with her manifesting skills, Druana believes she will own her dream mansion within a year. There was no mention of the Tesla automobile so I don't believe that turned out well for her.
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Re: Druana Johnston or What to do when your A4V fails

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:23 pm

Have not found that one (it is a good plan and very helpful to copy and paste links to things commented on) but this is a typical cocktail of woo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5PIEpQVZU

This woman is not in fact, mad. She rides on the coat tails of all popular nonsense fads to sell her magic beans. Anyone familiar with the types of popular insanity will be able to play batty bingo, ticking off woo as it goes by you.
The individual eccentric is in a way, pardonable, most of them, for some reason, simply cannot help it. This woman deserves no pity, she is a ruthless leech sucking money from stupid people.

Would you buy a used T shirt from this woman?


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