Anthony Williams - Private Attorney General

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Considering that this is supposed to be a boiler plate pleading for Williams's organization, it is very badly mistyped.
I am curious about the claim that "America is returning to the Constitution of 1775". Is it possible that Williams played hooky from Civics classes during his entire school career?
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fortinbras wrote:Considering that this is supposed to be a boiler plate pleading for Williams's organization, it is very badly mistyped.
I am curious about the claim that "America is returning to the Constitution of 1775". Is it possible that Williams played hooky from Civics classes during his entire school career?
It's also possible that he is dumber than a box of rocks and wouldn't have understood anything even if he had tried to pay attention.
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I am Very Grateful for the updates and the documents on Williams. Notice that he has switched around his name, so it might be missed by the usual search methods; he has renamed himself Williams: Anthony-Troy (so some files and indices might list him as if his surname is Troy).

To state a fact which probably is obvious -- although Williams's antics are practically vaudevillian and his ignorance plumbs ludicrous depths, his "clients" suffer very real and serious losses because of him. In many instances, they could have at least been spared a lot of humiliation, if not also loss of money and property (such as the foreclosures), if they had gotten advice from a real lawyer.

I had a back-and-forth with him on the thread of a couple of his videos on Youtube and I don't think he's so dumb -- he really doesn't know law and he seems to have managed on only vocational training, but he's a clever fraudster and may be pathologically incapable of honesty.
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I'm pretty much of a mind from all I've heard to go with the "dumber than a box of rocks " theory. I also think he's flat out crazy on top of it, but that is another issue.
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"Return to the Constitution of 1775"?

Does that mean we all become British subjects again?
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noblepa wrote:"Return to the Constitution of 1775"?

Does that mean we all become British subjects again?
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noblepa wrote:"Return to the Constitution of 1775"?

Does that mean we all become British subjects again?
That is funny but if he meant the first one that would mean he could be enslaved - depending on what state he was born in.
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Hanslune wrote:
noblepa wrote:"Return to the Constitution of 1775"?

Does that mean we all become British subjects again?
That is funny but if he meant the first one that would mean he could be enslaved - depending on what state he was born in.
Sounds promising.... :twisted:
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Not sure that Anthony, as an African-American, should be calling for a return to 1775. Unless he plans to stick to the northern states.
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Jeffrey wrote:Not sure that Anthony, as an African-American, should be calling for a return to 1775. Unless he plans to stick to the northern states.
Note that slavery was widespread throughout the colonies. He wouldn't have been safe anywhere.
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Actually, in colonial times slavery was not ethnicly specific by law. It's just that it was harder to find europeans if they ran away.
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Yeah, being an indentured servant was no picnic either, and legally you weren't much better off than the slave, except that you could eventually get out of it, if you lived that long and got your bond paid off. Not a rosy time for either class.
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His badge is what does it for me :haha:

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I'm surprised this doesn't happen a lot more often, or perhaps it does but no one hears about it?
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Dick Dastardly wrote:...
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I'm surprised this doesn't happen a lot more often, or perhaps it does but no one hears about it?
When and if it does happen it's part of the public record.

It triggers any number of subsequent events, not the least of which involves public speculation about the defendant and a considerable amount of hand-wringing among the defendant's sycophantic supporters.
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http://www.wsvn.com/story/31371592/sout ... -a-license

Guilty verdict, 180 days in jail, 22 years probation.
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Jeffrey wrote:http://www.wsvn.com/story/31371592/sout ... -a-license

Guilty verdict, 180 days in jail, 22 years probation.
22 years. :shock: I'd be willing to bet he violates within weeks.
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Does the 22 years take him to retirement age or something? I wish it was a 22 year suspended sentence subject to 22 years probation.
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I'd be surprised if he makes it through detention without breaking it.

He hasn't shown any sense so far, so don't really expect him to have found any.

The probation as I recall is for each of the counts he was convicted on, and if he violates he goes to jail for real for the full amount.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLbXtsc ... e=youtu.be

Some court footage from local news.
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The transcript of Williams' sentencing: they'll all get theirs.

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