"Dr." Suzanne Gudakunst Gets Death Threats!

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Re: "Dr." Suzanne Gudakunst Gets Death Threats!

Postby Doc Bunkum » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:32 pm

I think Dr. Suzzie must have reworked her ad, because she's making a rather interesting claim on there now that I don't recall seeing/reading before.

... But then they found out the TRUTH about foods poisoned by dangerous chemicals that resulted in Plaque, and how food companies actually put in Parasites deliberately designed to make you fat and to make you sick -


As Elissa Pratt Lowe points out regarding this "fact"...

Food companies deliberately put parasites in their products? Who knew? After all those years I spent in the Food Science and Technology Department at UC Davis – makes you wonder how I missed it.

Sorry, this one doesn’t pass the smell test. Think about it for a moment: if food companies were adding parasites to their products, there would have to be sources – right? Just like for any other food “ingredient.” Are there really suppliers out there who are mass producing/harvesting parasite eggs and larvae for their “customers?” If so, what “critters” and hosts are being used? Are they “super bugs” designed to survive retort sterilization, flash freezing, extrusion, baking, and dehydrating? And how would you keep something like this a secret? Do you have any idea how BIG the major food companies are? Can you imagine how many employees that Kellogg’s has? Cargill? Pillsbury? Archer Daniels Midland? PepsiCo? Thousands of people would know about it – not just Dr. Suzanne.

This is just silly: it’s real tin-foil hat stuff. Cheez Whiz, Coke and Twinkies aren’t good for you, but we don’t have to invent goofy conspiracy theories to explain why.


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Postby wserra » Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:58 am

You know you're on to quite an industry when you are taken aback by someone who tells the truth. I don't know how long it'll stay up, but one of the latest of "Dr" Suzie's long line of shills actually tells the truth about who she is. Not a "lady doctor" or a "physician from Arizona", but a chiropractor from Atlanta.

Of course, the shill goes on to repeat the stupid claim that it's actually parasites which are all but unheard of in North America that are making us all fat, but you gotta crawl before you can walk.
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Postby Doc Bunkum » Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:33 pm

I see you can still get the updated version of her book free online - topsecretfatlosssecret .

Dr. Suzzie has partnered with 23rd Century Medicine to bring this information to you.

Funny, but a check on 23rd Century Medicine brings up a lot of references to Leonard McCoy and Star Trek.

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Postby wserra » Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:59 pm

Probably the episode entitled "Attack of the Worm People".
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Postby Brandybuck » Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:37 am

What parasites make you fat? I know of several that will make you skinny, even some that were sold commercially once upon a time for that express purpose, but none to make you fat. Of course, I am not a chiropractor, so I'm not up on my parasites. Can anyone clue me in as to the specie(s) she is referring to?

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Postby wserra » Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:09 am

Sure. See my post on the first page of this thread. I link to her home page, and discuss those worms.

It was several months ago, so she may have changed her page since then.
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Postby Brandybuck » Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:57 am

Yeah I know that. I was being facetious.

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Postby webhick » Sun Aug 16, 2009 5:46 am

Brandybuck wrote:What parasites make you fat?

The fetus.
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Postby wserra » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:57 pm

The quality of "Dr." Suzie's shills appears to be reaching new lows - first her single-wide headquarters and now this. It begins:
Just a whatever months ago, I came crossways a newborn weight loss aggregation titled Top Secret Fat Loss Secret. I had a ceremony reaching up for digit of my cousins and was hunting to drop those terminal whatever nagging pounds before the bounteous period arrived.

The Top Secret Fat Loss Secret is a newborn fasting organisation that was matured by Dr Suzanne Gudakunst, who claims that you crapper drop your unwanted, immoderateness pounds only by mass her ultimate fasting rules.

I hit proven so whatever assorted diets over the eld and am rattling skeptical, so at prototypal I wasn’t trusty if I desired to squander my instance disagreeable her info plan.

I was rattling sorry after I went to countenance for a pleasant hunting coiffe for a relative’s wedding. I proven Doctor Suzy Gudakunt’s organisation and it is working!
I too am somehow "rattling skeptical" over the idea that her "newborn fasting organisation" can make "you crapper drop" "immoderateness pounds". Still, anything for a "pleasant hunting coiffe".

Later on, the site says that the stuff works by "the alive meat in an try to kibosh more toxins antiquity up". That actually makes more sense than "Dr." Suzie's explanation.
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Postby Doc Bunkum » Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:21 am

wserra wrote:The quality of "Dr." Suzie's shills appears to be reaching new lows -


Just when you think "Dr." Suzie's shills can't get any wackier or sleazier, you come across something that proves they can.

Like this on an affiliate site...

Heck! Even an 8-year old child shouldn’t have any problems
implementing these weight loss techniques that Dr. Suzanne Gudakunst passed to us.


An 8-year old kid implementing Dr.Suzie's weight loss techniques?

Now they're targeting the parents of over weight children.

Any parent with an 8-year old fatty should be charged with child endangerment and have their kids removed from their home.

Not given Dr. Suzie's miracle detox juice.

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Postby wserra » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:14 pm

First Zrii, now "Dr" Suzie's useless stuff - I had no idea that hemorrhoids were this much of a problem.
Cure Your Hemorrhoids
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Doctors want to kill this woman

The woman doctor, whose name is Dr Suzanne Gudakunst, has really upset the major food & drug


Yada yada. But this one has further amusement in store:
One federal law enforcement official (who insists on remaining nameless) said in confidence:

“It’s no shock to us at the [agency name withheld for security purposes] that this lady doc has received so many threats on her life as food and drug companies stand to lose potentially billions of dollars by the release of her new breakthrough secret for losing weight.”


"Agency name withheld for security purposes"? I mean, I can understand how a LEO who is not authorized to comment publicly might wish to remain anonymous - but the identity of the agency "withheld for security purposes"? Are they afraid of being targeted by the notorious joint Pfizer-Mossad hit squad?

Anyone who believes this stuff needs a brain cleanse.
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Postby Doc Bunkum » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:06 pm

I'm guessing the [agency name withheld for security purposes] would be the CIA.

They seem to be big on clandestine activities and like to keep a low profile.

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Postby wserra » Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:57 pm

Did you realize that, as of this Sunday morning, 2690 people had not only used "Dr" Suzie's weight-loss scam to prepare for "my cousin’s wedding in June", but posted about it as well? In those exact words, every time?

I know that June is a popular month for weddings, and that lots of folks have cousins, but damn.
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Postby Doc Bunkum » Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:15 pm

Just for chuckles, I did a search for "Dr. Suzanne Gudakunst Gave me diarrhea" and I got 98,000 hits.

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Postby wserra » Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:38 pm

I've posted before on how "Dr" Suzie - a chiropractor - keeps getting promoted. Well, now she is not just any old doctor. Some shill says that she is "an Arizona Doctor specializing in the human digestive system and colon since from 2002".

What will she be next? A transplant surgeon? Albert Schweitzer?

The question that interests the same shill is somewhat different: "Why dare she talk bigger like this despite of much more life threatening intimidates from the whole diet and medicine industry?"

Maybe she could teach her shills ESOL.
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Postby Doc Bunkum » Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:15 pm

I see where nutrition authority and well respected internet author, Tom Venuto ( Burn The Fat, Feed The Muscle), unloads on these detox woo meisters this month in this excelent article - Colon Cleansing And Colonic Irrigation Scams Exposed...

Tom asks:

If you want even more proof that colon cleansing is a scam, ask a gastroenterologist who has done colonoscopies or even surgeries. Seriously, who would know better than someone who looks at the insides of colons on a regular basis? Ask a medical student or medical examiner - why don't autopsies routinely find clogged up intestines and colons in the deceased? (Especially folks who died of diseases supposedly caused by the alleged "clogged up, toxic system.")


Then gives some good advice to people that are prey to these scams:

BEWARE of internet information!!! You'll get the most accurate info on this subject from the peer reviewed journals, scientific data bases (such as medline), medical specialists and scientists. Here are a few examples from the literature:

American Journal of Gastroenterology: 100(1) 232-42. 2005, mueller-lissner, et al. "Myths and misconceptions about chronic constipation"

"There is no evidence to support the theory that diseases may arise via "autointoxication," whereby poisonous substances from stools within the colon are absorbed."

Journal of Clinical Gastroenterology: 1989 Aug;11(4):434-41., Chen TS, et al. "Intestinal autointoxication: a medical leitmotif"

"The idea that putrefaction of the stools causes disease, i.e., intestinal autointoxication, originated with physicians in ancient Egypt. By the 1920s, the medical doctrine fell into disrepute as scientific advances failed to give support. However, the idea persists in the public mind."

European Journal of Clinical Gastroenterology. 24(4):196-8. 1997 "Colonic irrigation and the theory of autointoxication: a triumph of ignorance over science."

"Autointoxication is an ancient theory based on the belief that intestinal waste products can poison the body and are a major contributor to many, if not all, diseases. In the 19th century, it was the ruling doctrine of medicine and led "colonic quackery" in various guises...


Excellent article. Wonder how the detox crowd is going to spin this one?

"Aw, heck, what does a gastroenterologist know anyhow? Common sense tells you that if you eat junk food your guts are going to get clogged up, doesn't it?"

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Postby Lambkin » Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:17 am

Doc Bunkum wrote:Wonder how the detox crowd is going to spin this one?

"Aw, heck, what does a gastroenterologist know anyhow? Common sense tells you that if you eat junk food your guts are going to get clogged up, doesn't it?"

No, it goes something like this: The GI doc can't be trusted, after all he is part of the corrupt system which peddles unnecessary surgery and big pharma's patented poisons. So buy our all-natural products! We deliver mother nature's ream-job for only $1 a day.

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Postby Doc Bunkum » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:42 am

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Huh? :?:

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Postby LaVidaRoja » Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:15 am

Clearly, she's pitching it to the fuctionally illiterate. Anyone with enough brain cells to read and understand modern English is NOT going to fall for her scam. What's left?
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Postby Emet » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:13 am

LaVidaRoja wrote:Clearly, she's pitching it to the fuctionally illiterate. Anyone with enough brain cells to read and understand modern English is NOT going to fall for her scam. What's left?


Actually, she's not doing anything of the sort. That is some sort of junk page--look at the "about" page:

Welcome to Cosmez.com
We’re specialized in Internet Marketing & SEO (Search Engine Optimation).
From this blog we will sense most some-more about Internet Marketing Secret as well as SEO.


http://www.cosmez.com/about/

This page was apparently written by someone with a "slightly better" command of English, but they got the facts wrong, as I believe she is a chiropractor licensed in GA, not a physician:

Who is Dr. Suzanne Gudakunst:

Dr. Gudakunst is a Arizona based physician promoting what she calls a permanent answer to weight loss and disease prevention. She has done extensive research on the subjects of colon and intestinal health. I live in Atlanta, where there is fairly strong alternative health community. I have purchased Dr. Gudakunst's research program, and I found that it fills in all the details of health theories I have heard tid-bits about in the alternative health community.

http://www.topsecretfatlosssecret2.com/ ... istle.html

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