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"Buy 1 for yourself and get the chance to sell your friends and family 5 and get your downline started!" We examine the multi-level marketing industry, where only the people who come up with the ideas make any money, and everybody else is left unhappy, broke, and tired of reading scripts and selling overpriced vitamins and similarly worthless products. Includes Global Prosperity, Pinnacle Quest International, IRS Codebusters, Stratia, and other new Global Prosperity scams.

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Title for Doc Bunkum

Postby wserra » Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:46 pm

I think it's time Doc got his own Quatloosian title. He has been around a long time, and has made a bigger contribution to the forum than the numbers atttributed to him indicate.

Suggestions? Feel free to suggest your own, Doc, but we're not bound to honor your suggestion. Heh, heh.
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Re: Title for Doc Bunkum

Postby Pottapaug1938 » Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:28 am

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Re: Title for Doc Bunkum

Postby Doc Bunkum » Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:38 pm

Ah, gee, guys... my own title.

I don't know what to say!

That's sort of like being knighted by the Queen, isn't it?

Or becoming a made man by the mob?

I don't have any suggestions, but whatever title you bestow upon me, I'll accept with great honor and humility.

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Re: Title for Doc Bunkum

Postby Brandybuck » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:55 pm

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Re: Title for Doc Bunkum

Postby wserra » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:13 pm

Doc Bunkum wrote:That's sort of like being knighted by the Queen, isn't it?

Or becoming a made man by the mob?


More like being inducted into Delta Tau Chi.

Anyway, we're:

Done!
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