AMEGA WAND Resurrects Dying Dog

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AMEGA WAND Resurrects Dying Dog

Postby Doc Bunkum » Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:46 pm

This is totally awesome!

Amega Wand To The Rescue After Hit By A Car

It was a sad moment when I looked out the window after hearing excitement on the street in front of the house. There was my neighbor's tiny Daschund, lying motionless in the middle of the road after having been hit by a car.

My neighbor ran out, and scooped the little fella up in her arms, and when I met her in her yard, she proclaimed him to be "gone". As a former ICU nurse, it didn't take me long to note the half closed eyes with the glazed and empty look, his bleeding eye, the tongue drooping and no sign of breathing, no limb movement - nothing!

Nevertheless, I had my wand and of course immediately set to work, wanding the respective areas of the wee guy that could have been involved in the trauma. By the time I started this, he had not been breathing for at least a minute and a half. I persisted, and after 3 or 4 minutes further, there was a flicker in his one eye. Still no other movement. I sat down with him stretched out on my knees, and continued to wand furiously. I then noticed tiny movement in his lower abdomen - a sign of weak respirations. I simply kept at it - head, heart, lung area, neck. He soon opened his eyes and took a deep sigh, which could have been a last gasp, but by golly, it was a new beginning. He began to breathe deeper, and then began to cry.

He still hadn't moved a limb. I was worried that perhaps I had resuscitated a quadriplegic! I helped wrap him tightly in a towel to keep the spine from moving too much as the family roared off to the vet to make sure the dog had no internal injuries or skull fracture. There, attempts to encourage him to stand, failed until the last try, when the pup got up and walked to my neighbor!

Although exhausted, and prone to deep napping, the dog came home and has been perfectly fine ever since. I have wanded him on subsequent days - just to be sure, but he is truly intact and very much alive! The dog goes nuts when he sees me now. He knows something. The neighbors and the vet are quite awestruck, but Not Me! I love my AMWand!



Watch This Video: Amega Wand Used on Dying Dog

Unfortunately, several well informed sources confirm Amega Global will be closing it's doors on its USA operations on August 31.

Every Emergency Room, every ICU in the country should have one of these wands.

Imagine the savings to health care costs if only the FDA would open it's ears and listen to the testimonials rolling in about the wonders of this device!

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Re: AMEGA WAND Resurrects Dying Dog

Postby wserra » Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:52 pm

Doc Bunkum wrote:This is totally awesome!


It is indeed. When I first saw the writeups for this stick, I figured it was an Onion parody of MLM "products". I mean, catch the following:
This futuristic wellness tool, AMEGA’s AMwand is a natural life force energy generating tool which is technically-engineered with 12 special minerals structurally bonded and energized using a proprietary AMizedTM Fusion Technology. The AMizedTM Fusion Technology causes a catalytic energy conversion creating a long lasting (10,000 years) AMizedTM resonance that is in line with our body’s frequency. The AMwand has the ability to transfer and rejuvenate the molecular structures of all liquids or matter. The AMizedTM resonance is a healing energy that our body requires in order to cleanse, charge and rejuvenate ourselves. As you can see it looks quite like a normal pen. This 25 year researched proprietary technology provides a field of zero point energy, where the cells within the body are reminded of their master blueprint that encourages perfection and self-healing. All the potential uses for the Amega AMwand on all living material, be it plant, animal or human, can be left up to the imagination of the user, because what is taking place is an increase in flow of new and useful information,along with energy, nutrients and waste in and out of cells of all origins. The use of the AMwand is very simple. Just point it close to whatever you are wanting to see a change in, and wave it clock-wise on the body, for several minutes or longer depending on the changes and that’s it. Have the client close their eyes and listen to their voice within while allowing the body to remember what it was like at zero point or source. There are so many uses. When wanding the water you normally drink, it becomes more of a solvent, more penetrable with less surface tension, getting to places in the body regular water cannot get to.
Classic new age gibberish: throw around some scientific-sounding words, in random order and ungrammatical text, and tell people they can make money. But it's a stick.

BTW, if you think you recognize the phrase "zero-point energy", you do. The villain Syndrome in The Incredibles used it.

The thing was $300. Can't imagine why they closed.
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Postby Cathulhu » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:08 pm

Doesn't Harry Potter use one of these?
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Postby Judge Roy Bean » Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:40 pm

wserra wrote:
...When wanding the water you normally drink, it becomes more of a solvent, more penetrable with less surface tension, getting to places in the body regular water cannot get to.


:? I can't think of any places in the body you'd want to get water into that it doesn't already get into.
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Re: AMEGA WAND Resurrects Dying Dog

Postby Doc Bunkum » Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:14 am

wserra wrote:... I figured it was an Onion parody of MLM "products".


I thought Beverley was lampooning the wand at first too, but when I saw the accompanying video, I knew it had to be true.

I swear at the 3 min mark or so in that video I actually saw the dog self levitate several inches off the ground.

And those incantations she's chanting are totally awesome too.

She should record them and sell them to people that buy the stick.

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Postby Doc Bunkum » Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:40 am

wserra wrote:Classic new age gibberish: throw around some scientific-sounding words, in random order and ungrammatical text, and tell people they can make money. But it's a stick.

Sounds like standard Deepak Chopra gibberish.

There's some awesome information on that blog I linked to above.

For instance, we learn that US Quantum Neurologists Use The Amega Wand .

Quantum Neurologists in the US headed by Dr. George Gonzales together with other doctors are now openly informing the public that they are using the Amega Wand in their medical practice.

Which raises the question, I suppose, what the heck is a Quantum Neurologist anyhow?

And more amazing testimonials. Like this one...

Amega Wand Helps Half Paralyze Man Due To Stroke...Stands, Walks...

Just a week ago, I met a man who was stricken by paralysis in the left side (whole) of his body due to stroke. He was a taxi driver. Since he had his stroke a few months ago, the situation made him immobilized. He would always depend assistance from his loving wife who was taking care of him. He cannot stand on his own, very weak, and has to be lifted every time. Until I was introduced to him and told him that I have a tool that might be able to help him.

I wanded him for more than an hour. And the results were…All the aches and pains were gone, he can stand on his own, and he can start walking on his own…

Indeed, the Genuine Amega Wand Works!

It Works…It Works…and It Works!

"Wanded him"?

Now there's an interesting expression. :D

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Re: AMEGA WAND Resurrects Dying Dog

Postby Kestrel » Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:46 am

The more things change, the more they stay the same...

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Postby texino » Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:00 am

One sunny day I decided that I would rather fish than work. I took my wand and gave it to this old fellow who sits outside of the ER and tells people to move their cars. Then I said "Mr J. if any sick folk try to get in, you just point this stick at em and say DRATZO! and I'll bring you a mess o'fish." That's just what I did too. And one more thing, them fish stayed fresh for 17 days!
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Re: AMEGA WAND Resurrects Dying Dog

Postby fortinbras » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:49 am

I found an American version:

http://www.freethewand.com/pages/compare?gclid=CJj7-s31h6sCFdV25QodqzeA5w

If I wave it at an ATM, will it spit money at me?

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Re: AMEGA WAND Resurrects Dying Dog

Postby Thule » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:59 am

Doc Bunkum wrote:Which raises the question, I suppose, what the heck is a Quantum Neurologist anyhow?


Like a neurologist, only better. You know, because of quantum. Probably tachyons too. With words like these, you know it's gotta work.
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Postby wserra » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:20 am

Thule wrote:
Doc Bunkum wrote:Which raises the question, I suppose, what the heck is a Quantum Neurologist anyhow?


Like a neurologist, only better. You know, because of quantum. Probably tachyons too. With words like these, you know it's gotta work.


It's the smallest organism capable of being a neurologist. Other, larger neurologists can only exist in sizes that are certain multiples of the quantum.
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Postby wserra » Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:07 pm

texino wrote:And one more thing, them fish stayed fresh for 17 days!


And, of course, they were capable of getting to places regular fish cannot get to.
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Re: AMEGA WAND Resurrects Dying Dog

Postby Doc Bunkum » Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:09 pm

wserra wrote:The thing was $300. Can't imagine why they closed.


A contributor on Dr. Bradley Nelson's blog:

Dr. Nelson, You can go to amwandzeropointenergy.com and purchase the wand for $87.95. And for $10.00 more you can purchase the pendant. Why get caught up with MLM and pay 2 to 3 times more for the same product.
Dr. Robert Schultz


From the amwand website...

THE MLM BRAND SELLS FOR $357.00...OUCH!


$87.95


Yeah, well, have to pay the upline you know. :naughty:

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Re: AMEGA WAND Resurrects Dying Dog

Postby EagleOne » Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:59 pm

Well Amega Global is gone, fini, toast, done, dust, history and is merging with Maakoa, whatever they are promoting. I guess they should have waived their magic wand over their company so it could have been saved.

All the magic wands have been boxed up and shipped to China. I think they sent them via USPS in one of their "if it fits, it ships" for one low price shipping box.
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