The latest howler from Planet Merrill

[Pottapaug1938]

I couldn't resist passing along this latest gem from Planet Merrill:

"Next to , owning is the pawning apostrophe and I wood not deign to use it, not the least, to be the trustee in control. Was it not Earl Grey who said All proper tea is theft...."

I guess that our friends over in the UK have to be a bit more ill-mannered when enjoying a mid-afternoon cuppa....

[LaVidaRoja]

I don't recognize that is being in the language I learned as English. Nor does it appear to resemble the dialect that is spoken across the Pond.

[Pottapaug1938]

Upon further reflection, I think that the full post deserves a look:

KEYBOARD WARNING

Next to , owning is the pawning apostrophe and I wood not deign to use it, not the least, to be the trustee in control. Was it not Earl Grey who said All proper tea is theft, and spoke saying who will goto tub a chicken with me? or find unity with God, the grand creator . thus I have no enemy apart from meself we are all one becoming one with the Creator. one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it . and the bookkeeper can be king For the 64 years of its existence the tax misunderstood to be diacritical in the building in which he lives—otherwise it's wong last words of your sweet baby jayzus. notwithstanding the claims man,s poverty is his just reward. this is a wepost you cannot fight your way off teh battlefield but you can walk away. there,s no shame in my game jack

I wonder what his native language is?

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Maybe DMVP has acquired a troll.

[JamesVincent]

The English as She is spoke has been printed again?

[Pottapaug1938]

And, from across the pond, we learn that Planet Merrill has acquired another outpost:

http://losethename.com/

[Gregg]

Kate of Gaia is freelance investigative journalist, reporter and broadcaster who is well-known for her understanding of international laws, phonics, legal English, and the history of our current systems of governance and finance. Kate is a revolutionary who is dedicated to a freer society in which individuals can reclaim their power; Kate, like many others, has dedicated considerable effort to exposing the deceptions and harms perpetrated on humanity.

Anyone who truly wants to expose the deceptions and harms perpetrated on humanity would start locking these loons up in closets. Being knucking phutz is within their own rights but spreading the insanity is akin to not immunizing your children.