Sean David Morton at sea

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Sean David Morton at sea

Postby tracer » Wed Feb 10, 2016 12:13 am

Apparently, pesudolaw nut Sean David Morton is out giving legal advice on the "ConspiraSea 2016" cruise:

http://violentmetaphors.com/2016/01/27/ ... ise-day-2/

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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby jcolvin2 » Wed Feb 10, 2016 12:28 am

Morton and his wife were arrested as they disembarked from the ConspiraSea cruise:

http://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/hermosa-beach-couple-arrested-federal-charges-related-tax-scam-and-passing-false-checks

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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby tracer » Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:33 am

Oh! So this is old news, then. Huh. I thought the dates in this guy's blog were the dates the events he described were happening.

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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby jcolvin2 » Wed Feb 10, 2016 3:20 am

One of the comments to the blog post you linked mentions Morton's arrest. I thought it would be appropriate to highlight it. The Violent Metaphors blogger mentions the charges against Morton in his discussion of Day 7:

http://violentmetaphors.com/2016/02/09/conspirasea-day-7-i-failed/

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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby Pottapaug1938 » Wed Feb 10, 2016 3:45 am

On Facebook, periodic references are being made to this cruise; and our very own Demosthenes has made some very excellent comments about it.

My wife and I are considering taking a round-the-world cruise in a few years; and this ship is one of the ones which makes that trip. If we got on board and found something like this going on, I'd stow away in the hold for the duration of the voyage.
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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby tracer » Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:47 pm

jcolvin2 wrote:One of the comments to the blog post you linked mentions Morton's arrest. I thought it would be appropriate to highlight it. The Violent Metaphors blogger mentions the charges against Morton in his discussion of Day 7:

http://violentmetaphors.com/2016/02/09/conspirasea-day-7-i-failed/

I don't know how I managed to miss the first half of this sentence:

"Q probably has no idea that he was arrested by the IRS Criminal Investigation Division as soon as he got off the boat, or that he’s now facing over six hundred years of jail time for doing the same sort of things he advised his audiences to try for themselves."

I must have glossed over the word "arrested" and read it as "indicted" or something by mistake.

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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby DailyPlanet » Sat Feb 13, 2016 12:53 am

Does this somehow free him from legal risk, if he gives advice at Sea?

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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby LaVidaRoja » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:04 am

Doens't this place him under Admiralty law?
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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby Chaos » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:10 am

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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby Judge Roy Bean » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:48 am

DailyPlanet wrote:Does this somehow free him from legal risk, if he gives advice at Sea?


I presume he was arrested for things other than what went on at sea.
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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby tracer » Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:18 pm

LaVidaRoja wrote:Doens't this place him under Admiralty law?

Only if he has a gold-fringed flag handy.

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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby Pottapaug1938 » Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:22 pm

tracer wrote:
LaVidaRoja wrote:Doens't this place him under Admiralty law?

Only if he has a gold-fringed flag handy.


But human bodies have been referred to as vessels (somewhere); and thus a human body comes within the scope of admiralty law (or something like that).... So, Popeye Morton ought to be careful passing through the bulkhead of the courtroom compartment, because if he steps upon the wrong part of the deck, he subjects himself to the jurisdiction of the black-robed captain up on the bridge.
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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby Burnaby49 » Sat Oct 22, 2016 5:30 am

"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs

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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby Jeffrey » Sat Apr 08, 2017 2:50 am

The Mortons were apparently found guilty on all counts.

And it appears that the Mortons used Karl Lentz material at the trial.

https://www.scribd.com/document/3444584 ... vid-Morton

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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby notorial dissent » Sat Apr 08, 2017 4:19 am

Well, that worked well didn't it???!!!! :snicker: If they were using Lentz's stuff there probably wasn't much a real lawyer could have done either. People stupid enough to use Karl's stuff are usually stupid enough to be guilty of what they're charged with.
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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby Burnaby49 » Sat Apr 08, 2017 4:43 am

Sean Morton faces up to 650 years in prison when he is sentenced June 19; Melissa Morton faces up to 625 years.


You Americans are hardass about jail time. We're lucky if tax evaders get a couple of years.
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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby Gregg » Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:53 pm

I still can't figure out how he didn't get 20 odd years for his "Psychic Investment Mutual Fund" scam. I'm too lazy to go looking right now if someone wants to refresh my memory.
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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby rogfulton » Sat Apr 08, 2017 3:03 pm

Didn't find anything specifically on something called a Psychic Investment Mutual Fund, unless you mean what is referred to here? It mentions a trial date of April 4, 2017.
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Re: Sean David Morton at sea

Postby rogfulton » Sat Apr 08, 2017 3:19 pm

I also found this discussion of Morton from ufowatchdog.blogspot.com.

ufowatchdog wrote:a particular "psychic" who (once again) didn't see any of it coming.


Bonus?: picture of Morton.
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