Stupid Boy Floyd Gets Indicted

[The Observer]

Forbes is reporting on the antics of one Billy D. Floyd from North Carolina. Our ardent advocate of asinine antics decided to go whole hog by filing amended returns for zero tax liability, submitting "surety bonds" for payment when the IRS refused to accept the zero returns, sued the government on the basis that the income tax was illegal and then interfered with the IRS sale of his seized property. He later filed a phony lien against his own property in further attempts to block the public sale. Currently, and true to form, Floyd is attempting to fire his attorney and represent himself in the criminal proceedings.

You can only admire the steadfastness of Floyd as he rams his head further into the kool-ade barrel despite losing at every turn - because there is certainly nothing else about him that is admirable.

[Judge Roy Bean]

.pdf of the indictment:

https://www.justice.gov/opa/file/889886/download

He's been at this for a long, long time.

[Jeffrey]

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/north-ca ... ucting-irs

18 months.

[Famspear]

Yeah, but what did pretty boy Floyd do that was so bad?

According to court documents, between October 2007 and September 2011, Billy Darryl Floyd committed acts in order to obstruct and impede the Internal Revenue Service. These acts include filing false income tax returns, which falsely reported that his income was zero.

--from the Justice Department news release.

That's it?

Additionally, Floyd submitted fictitious “Surety Bonds” to the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) attempting to satisfy his outstanding tax liability.

Surely there must be more than that.

Floyd also disrupted the IRS sale of property seized from him to satisfy his outstanding tax liabilities by threatening IRS employees conducting the sale and threatening to sue the buyer of the property. At the sale, Floyd falsely told potential buyers that the sale was illegal and that they would not receive good title to the property. These actions caused IRS personnel to halt the public sale of this property. Floyd’s obstructive acts caused a tax loss of approximately $170,471.

Oh.

Never mind.

[Judge Roy Bean]

Something tells me 18 months in prison and a year of supervision aren't going to cure whatever it is he's got.

[notorial dissent]

Something tells me 18 months in prison and a year of supervision aren't going to cure whatever it is he's got.

Nah, yathink??? That kind of stupid is genetic and irreversible, he just didn't do the incantation right, it'll work next the fer shur!!