Have a Merry TP Christmas!

[webhick]

In the spirit of the season, I thought I post a little TP parody. Feel free to add your own.

Sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer:"

Guru Got Indicted by the Guvment

Guru got indicted by the guvment
For failing to file his tax returns
He never showed fear when he was ranting
But now he's denying that he's been burned

He'd been bragin' bout the vic'tries
And he'd dared them many times
He even filed many lawsuits
Insisting they were the ones committing crimes.

When the bad news hit the forums
The denizens were upset
The guru posted "Don't you worry,
just send me lots more money to fight the threat."

Guru got indicted by the guvment
For failing to file his tax returns
He never showed fear when he was ranting
But now he's denying that he's been burned

Now he's taken all their money
And he's rottin' in his cell
Writin' motions in red crayon
Livin' on our tax dollars and doin' swell

It's not tax time without their guru
Since his website's disappeared
And we just can't help but wonder:
If they'll start paying taxes or live in fear

Guru got indicted by the guvment
For failing to file his tax returns
He never showed fear when he was ranting
But now he's denying that he's been burned

Now the guru's goose is cooked
And all his marks have all gone
And the color of his jumpsuit
Is ugly...but really turns his roommate on

I've warned all my friends and neighbors
"Better watch out for this crap"
You should never ever listen
To a movement that can be likened to the clap

Guru got indicted by the guvment
For failing to file his tax returns
He never showed fear when he was ranting
But now he's denying that he's been burned

[Mr. Mephistopheles]

Bravo! Bravo!

Ditto your greetings to all!

[Lambkin]

The Guru Song


Wingnuts roasting on an open fire,
Indictments nipping at your heels.
An ex-con's praises being sung by a choir,
With assets levied til he squeals.

Everybody knows a turkey and his taxes owed,
Help to make the season bright.
Tiny kooks with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Petey's on his way;
He's tried lots of ploys and filings in his day.
And every mother's child is going to spy,
To see if pigs really know how to fly.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To TPs from one to ninety-two,
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Friv-Pen to you.

[Judge Roy Bean]

(To the tune of "I'll be Home for Christmas"):


I’ll be home in ten years
You can count on me
Please send dough, ‘cause don’t you know
Appeals are never free

Keep the web site running
Write when e’r you can
I’ll be home in ten years
It’s all going the way I planned