I've got a new one

[grixit]

I've come up with a scheme so stupid that it ought to get picked up by the Sui crowd as a sure winner.

Ok, i'm sure you've heard how some negro activists have been pushing for slavery reparations? And this has even led to people trying to claim them on their tax returns? Well here's a seperate but equal one for europeans: slavery deprived compensation grants.

See, it's all predicated on the original citizen rights concept, that is to say the rights that only people who are not "14th amendment citizens" have, and have had, since the founding of the colonies. And slavery was one of those rights, specifically it was an economic right, whose exercise gave the more well off citizens an unfair advantage..

So, therefore, if you can show that you are of the "posterity" of the original "white trash", and suffering from generational poverty because your ancestors could not afford slaves, then you are entitled to compensation-- with interest. Just fill out a Schedule SP (Such Persons) form, stating the number of slaves your great^3 grandfolks would have bought if they weren't broke, along with other pertinent information, and attach it to a blank W2.

And it's all legal because-- it just is!

[webhick]

Dan's going to have a psychotic break.

[Red Cedar PM]

I've come up with a scheme so stupid that it ought to get picked up by the Sui crowd as a sure winner.

Ok, i'm sure you've heard how some negro activists have been pushing for slavery reparations? And this has even led to people trying to claim them on their tax returns? Well here's a seperate but equal one for europeans: slavery deprived compensation grants.

See, it's all predicated on the original citizen rights concept, that is to say the rights that only people who are not "14th amendment citizens" have, and have had, since the founding of the colonies. And slavery was one of those rights, specifically it was an economic right, whose exercise gave the more well off citizens an unfair advantage..

So, therefore, if you can show that you are of the "posterity" of the original "white trash", and suffering from generational poverty because your ancestors could not afford slaves, then you are entitled to compensation-- with interest. Just fill out a Schedule SP (Such Persons) form, stating the number of slaves your great^3 grandfolks would have bought if they weren't broke, along with other pertinent information, and attach it to a blank W2.

And it's all legal because-- it just is!

Hurry up and arrest him! He must be silenced!

Sincerely,

New World Order Shape-Shifting Lizard Illuminati Admiralty Judges