Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

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Yeah, so the statement "THERE WASNT EVEN ANY FLACKSTONES IN THE FIRST PLACE" is true. Tee hee !!!!11!!
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So any word on what has happened to his good buddy Rehka?
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littleFred wrote:Yeah, so the statement "THERE WASNT EVEN ANY FLACKSTONES IN THE FIRST PLACE" is true. Tee hee !!!!11!!
Rekha might want to explain to her fan club, why she applied for permission to remove the flackstones, if there weren't any in the first place.

http://planning.highpeak.gov.uk/portal/ ... KID=129339

Application Details
Application number HPK/2011/0242 Application type Listed Building Consent - Alteration
Site address 81, Hannover Cottage, Simmondley Village, Glossop, Derbyshire, SK13 6LS Proposal Listed Building Consent for alterations including: removal of studwork wall to kitchen, removal of ceilings to first floor level and replacement ceiling at higher level, replacement windows and removal of thack stones to roof, installation of satellite dish and velux windows.

Her 'detailed' plans also make reference to exisitng thack stones
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notorial dissent wrote:So any word on what has happened to his good buddy Rehka?
He Who Knows wrote:This is how Chrisy Morris and Rekha Patel's friends spin it:

"Stef Shambala
12 May at 07:50 ·

One day a woman spends all her hard earned cash on buying her own beautiful house outright, she fixes it up and the neighbour complains that "flackstones" were removed when the roof was renewed....the woman is horrified her builder did that and pays the neighbour....& court costs totalling £17,000, now the neighbour wants more...she wants the actual fucking house and it seems like the courts want it too....or someone does....they kicked her out in 2016 & friends got her back in and this is where chrissy got arrested, protecting an innocent women from the dirtiness of the judiciary system....the most ridiculous case of broad daylight robbery and it's not even a joke, this shit goes on hundreds of times everyday!
The people are now fighting back using the laws as weapons against the system that created them....this cartoon system will crash down when the people stop shitting their pants at false laws.....with love & humour we are taking back the power & once again this is all about money, the false god.....I mean, THERE WASNT EVEN ANY FLACKSTONES IN THE FIRST PLACE 19th June...Rekha has her say."
Sounds like the next hearing, is on 19th June, should be interesting given that sale of the property etc
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And what do you think this means Chrisy, exactly?

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Rekha might also like to explain to her fanclub why there is a BBC film showing the "Flackstones" (filmed before she started her building works) if they never existed in the first place...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs5A6hsvLMk
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He Who Knows wrote:Rekha might also like to explain to her fanclub why there is a BBC film showing the "Flackstones" (filmed before she started her building works) if they never existed in the first place...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs5A6hsvLMk
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I am thinking that that defense was produced by one of her chorus of idiots who really have not clue one as to what was going on or happened. Also, didn't most of all of the money for casa Patel come from her parents and not her?
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notorial dissent wrote:Also, didn't most of all of the money for casa Patel come from her parents and not her?
That was speculation. Plausible, but with no evidence.
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I'm sorry, but i cannot ever see the name "Glossop" without thinking of Big Honoria the hearty, backslapping fiance of many twits.
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So it looks like Morris and his mates are moving to the next stage in their master plan, And that is to extract all the money that they think they have saved people by helping them

Chrisy has spent a long time wearing t-shirts like this to create interest

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Now they are moving into stage 2, The idiots that follow him won't be able to resist parting with their cash


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Now let's be honest here, Who here wouldn't want to be "Morrised" lol
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And here is Chrisy in his new guise as "Clampjacker" Looks like he wants to be the new Clamp Fairy


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https://www.facebook.com/Clampjacker-1951007651795804

https://www.facebook.com/chrisy.morris. ... 139256267/


I have a feeling it won't end well for him
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The "You got Morrissed" shirt would make a great gift for anyone who tries his methods in court.
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grixit wrote:The "You got Morrissed" shirt would make a great gift for anyone who tries his methods in court.
Or issued as prison clothing upon their conviction and sentencing.
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The Observer wrote:
grixit wrote:The "You got Morrissed" shirt would make a great gift for anyone who tries his methods in court.
Or issued as prison clothing upon their conviction and sentencing.
"I hired Chrissy Morris as an advisor, and all I got was this stupid t-shirt."
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Don't forget the jail sentence and/or fine.....
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I would buy one if I was also an epic douche, gave someone shit for no reason, and they kicked my teeth in too.
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Amended version:

"I hired Chrissy Morris as an advisor, and all I have left is this stupid t-shirt."
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TheNewSaint wrote:Amended version:

"I hired Chrissy Morris as an advisor, and all I have left is this stupid t-shirt."
but you have your freedom, right???? Right???? :snicker:
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