Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby Philistine » Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:07 pm

Housebound: Unable to leave your abode to attend a court of law or requested meeting, usually due to a disability, although perfectly able to make it to the airport and holiday in Turkey.

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby TheNewSaint » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:03 pm

exiledscouser wrote:Success !!!!!!11!!!!!!! - abject failure


2. Temporary success, the subsequent failure of which is unlikely to be reported.

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:08 pm

The Queen: Criminal/paedophile.
Judge: Criminal/paedophile.
Barrister: Criminal/paedophile.
Solicitor: Criminal/paedophile.
Policeman/woman (all ranks): Criminal/paedophile.
MP: Criminal/paedophile.
PM: Criminal/paedophile.
Councillor: Criminal/paedophile.
Paedophile: Anyone who disagrees with a sov/footle

Dole Cheat: An upright member of the community.
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby TheNewSaint » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:13 pm

unrebutted affidavit - an irrelevant document which sovcits believe becomes legally enforceable if not specifically replied to within a number of days. Can take the form of documents submitted to a court; correspondence (often sent to a random entity); or personal declarations. A central tenet of the 3/5 letter scheme, and sovcit belief in general.

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby TheNewSaint » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:19 pm

longdog wrote:Bankster: Jew.

Global banking system: Jews.

New World Order: Jews again.


Khazar: Jew.

Bilderberg Group: Jews.

Rothschild: Jew.

Zionist: Jew, for people who need a defense against accusations of anti-Semitism. You just say "I'm not against Jews, just Zionists" and apparently that gets you off the hook.

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby JimUk1 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:39 pm

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:40 pm

Put on Notice.... Dread threat.... Something nobody notices.

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby pgk70 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:37 pm

notice to agent is notice to principal --- notice to principal is notice to agent : Abracadabra

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby aesmith » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:55 pm

wserra wrote:Notice to the agent is notice to the principal, notice to the principal is notice to the agent: like "Once upon a time", only less poetic.
For full affect you need to spell it as "principle" at least once.

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby exiledscouser » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:58 pm

endowment - (verb) to surrender early.

Unicorn - mythical nonexistent beastie alive and well & living in Nottingham

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby doublelong » Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:01 pm

vulnerable household
I have a 4 year old and my gran is 70

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby doublelong » Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:08 pm

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby Burnaby49 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:09 pm

Betty - Causing collateral damage. Example 'We had to do a Betty to get the job done."
"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby Hercule Parrot » Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:25 pm

rumpelstilzchen wrote:The Queen: Criminal/paedophile.
Judge: Criminal/paedophile.
Barrister: Criminal/paedophile.
Solicitor: Criminal/paedophile.
Policeman/woman (all ranks): Criminal/paedophile.
MP: Criminal/paedophile.
PM: Criminal/paedophile.
Councillor: Criminal/paedophile.
Paedophile: Anyone who disagrees with a sov/footle

Dole Cheat: An upright member of the community.


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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby Hercule Parrot » Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:40 pm

Notice of Removal of Implied Right of Access
Sign to inform Bailiffs that the householder is a cretin.
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby pgk70 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:56 pm

Common Law Lawyer : Person with no training in Law and less training in common sense, who attempts to turn up in court to spout gibberish, presuming they are allowed to speak for that long before being told to shut up or removed from the courtroom.

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:18 pm

General rule for any word from the English language:"it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”
BHF wrote:
It shows your mentality to think someone would make the effort to post something on the internet that was untrue.

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby JimUk1 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:20 pm

Awake Verb

Meaningless to rational people, but to the initiated;
A meaningful way of gaining approval from your other idiot peers.

See also- YouTube machinations.

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:25 pm

Sheeple: People who give me queer looks and a wide berth.....or is that birth???? :shrug:
BHF wrote:
It shows your mentality to think someone would make the effort to post something on the internet that was untrue.

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

Postby longdog » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:35 pm

TheNewSaint wrote:
longdog wrote:Bankster: Jew.

Global banking system: Jews.

New World Order: Jews again.


Khazar: Jew.

Bilderberg Group: Jews.

Rothschild: Jew.

Zionist: Jew, for people who need a defense against accusations of anti-Semitism. You just say "I'm not against Jews, just Zionists" and apparently that gets you off the hook.


The thing that really... And I mean REALLY annoys me about the Jews is that all of my Jewish friends are as skint as I am... Or is that just what they want me to think???? :mrgreen:

Actually that's not the worst of it.... What really, really, REALLY pisses me off is the fact that there's nowhere in Hull to get a salt-beef bagel at 2AM on a Sunday morning... Or any other time of the day come to that. I have to make my own salt-beef :lol:
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?


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