Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

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noblepa wrote:
jcolvin2 wrote:
Zeke_the_Meek wrote:
I don't think there is, but screw it, with Peter anything is possible. He's already distorted basic economics, the law, web design and common sense, so why stop at maths?
I think the concept of a negative square one is necessary to understand Peter of England and RE. After all, RE is an imaginary currency, and the imaginary numbers are defined by reference to the square root of negative one. Perhaps the symbol for the RE currency should be i. "But Mr. Banker, I already paid my mortgage by sending you 4,000i."
Actually, it should probably be a complex number, which has the form a * bi, where a and b are real numbers and i is the square root of -1. In Peter's case, the Re is the imaginary component, while the real component is the actual pound notes that suckers must send to him.
So the complex number relevant to most WeRe Bank customers would be in the form:

35£ + 150,000i

Where the 35 pounds is the amount of cash sent to Peter and 150,000i is the face amount of the promissory note given to WeRe bank.
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Post by longdog »

the venue offers great grub etc
I wonder if they accept Re :snicker:
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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

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longdog wrote:
the venue offers great grub etc
I wonder if they accept Re :snicker:
Aren't they, like every other businees in the UK, required by the UCC and the Bills of Exchange Act, not to mention the Magna Carta, required to accept Peter's homemade legal tender? :haha: :haha:
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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

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Didn't marvik say on GOODF he was going to beat Peter up when there was a meeting :shrug:
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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

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noblepa wrote:
longdog wrote:
the venue offers great grub etc
I wonder if they accept Re :snicker:
Aren't they, like every other businees in the UK, required by the UCC and the Bills of Exchange Act, not to mention the Magna Carta, required to accept Peter's homemade legal tender? :haha: :haha:
If one of our illuminati shills attends this meeting they should definitely challenge Peter on the spot to go up to the bar and buy a pint with Re.
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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

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I think the meeting should be publicised as widely as possible so that anyone who "needs" to meet Peter face to face to "discuss" WeRe bank gets the opportunity of hearing about it.
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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

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Bill Lumbergh wrote:... definitely challenge Peter on the spot to go up to the bar and buy a pint with Re.
I wouldn't put it past Peter to set up a stunt: Peter hands over a pretty Re note and gets a pint in return. Later that day, Peter slips barman a tenner.

Wasn't there a video recently, apparently of a car salesman claiming he would happily accept a WeRe cheque for a Ferrarri?
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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

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Piss takes FB page
Rose Foster
Yesterday at 23:44
Hi I cannot get on to the We Re forum or We Re Bank I think Google is blocking it, is there anything I can do?. Thank you
These people amuse me, cant reach the Weird bank web site so it must be because Google are blocking it. Normal people would just enquire of Piss take if the site was up. Nothing from Peter on his upcoming meeting though, bit surprised he does not want to advertise the event on his own page (not) Bet he is a no show.
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Post by exiledscouser »

I think it'll be a no-show as well - at least not in person.

What with the prospect of a visit from all the angry punters who've ruined themselves thinking Petey's magical cheques and LLTs would actually work, the vengeful element at Goofy that want to and who have publicly promised to cause him grief and the very real possibility that plod may have finally taken an interest, put down their donuts long enough and welcomed news of an opportunity to go hands on then it'd be surreal if he did.

We might get a remake of the moment Dean Clifford got nicked before his adherents, our very own UK version of that famous event. Maybe Ceylon could claim to have had his toe run over as Petey is carted off.

Bet its a phone-in or video call;

"Sorry lads, can't be here in person, too busy filling my wheelbarrow with used readdies flooding into Dulcie Street from the next batch of loosers erm freethinkers even now - oh and don't all of you forget to sign up - again - pip pip!". (Ha ha ha ha har!)
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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

Post by mufc1959 »

Another happy customer. Wasn't Gonzo one of the Muppets?

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mufc1959 wrote:Another happy customer. Wasn't Gonzo one of the Muppets?

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‎Timmi Gonzo‎ to Peter Of England
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Who accepts your LLTS in Austria? URGENT
You have my money taken - but your toilet paper nobody wants.
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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

Post by rumpelstilzchen »

but your toilet paper nobody wants.
I wouldn't go that far. We all need a bit of toilet paper at least once a day.
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Depends on the quality of the paper PoE is using, and knowing him it is probably pretty cheap.
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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

Post by Chaos »

rumpelstilzchen wrote:
but your toilet paper nobody wants.
I wouldn't go that far. We all need a bit of toilet paper at least once a day.
indeed and that, unfortunately, will give it some value.
I like to refer to him as PoO in my mind anyway so PoOpaper works just fine for me.
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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

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mufc1959 wrote:Another happy customer. Wasn't Gonzo one of the Muppets?

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Who accepts your LLTS in Austria? URGENT
You have my money taken - but your toilet paper nobody wants.
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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

Post by rumpelstilzchen »

notorial dissent wrote:Depends on the quality of the paper PoE is using, and knowing him it is probably pretty cheap.
Hmm, perhaps LLT really stands for Lightweight Loo Tissue?
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Post by IDIOT »

Just noticed this.

83 Ducie Street where Piss Take is/was supposedly operating from as is well documented

A private car parking scammer outfit also operates from no.83

http://www.parkingticketing.co.uk/index ... ssage&pf=4

Also this http://www.fca.org.uk/news/warnings/ddc ... ions-clone
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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

Post by Chaos »

IDIOT wrote:Just noticed this.

83 Ducie Street where Piss Take is/was supposedly operating from as is well documented

A private car parking scammer outfit also operates from no.83

http://www.parkingticketing.co.uk/index ... ssage&pf=4

Also this http://www.fca.org.uk/news/warnings/ddc ... ions-clone
Parking of England?
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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

Post by SteveUK »

they do love their class actions for some reason. Now its the turn of the knights templar to face the unstoppable force of freeman in the courts.

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Re: Peter of England: He’s still F RE?

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I would rather nobody liquidated their asses. It sounds like a very unpleasant sight.