Ireland: Brian Porter - Sovereign Stand-up Comedian!

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Ireland: Brian Porter - Sovereign Stand-up Comedian!

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Another great success for the burgeoning Irish Sovereign/Freeman movement!
I heartily approve of the audience response:
A man has been jailed for 28 days for "misbehaving" after refusing to recognise a court's authority.

The man (46), who described himself as "Brian, a sovereign man", appeared on Ards Magistrates Court list as Brian Porter of Ravara Road, Ballygowan.

Representing himself while facing a charge of driving without insurance, he said he was not Brian Porter, describing himself as the "beneficiary" of a trust in a name inaudible or queried by the court.

"I am Brian, a sovereign man and am beneficiary of the (inaudible) trust," he said.

The judge also warned he would "clear the court" if people in the public gallery didn't stop laughing.

Mr Perry eventually lost patience: "I'm holding you in contempt for misbehaving in court: take him to the cells," he told the court guards.

"There's something in the water today," added the judge.

After 'Brian' rejected the option of taking up legal representation, he was sentenced to 28 days in jail for misbehaving, was convicted of driving without insurance on February 19, was banned for three months and fined £300.
Might not have been the water that was contaminated ...

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"I am Brian, a sovereign man and am beneficiary of the (inaudible) trust," he said.
http://www.werone.co/freedom/trust_law.html
In fact, we are the Executor/Beneficiery of the last will and testament of God. So, the Justice, Police etc are Public Servants, THEY ARE THE TRUSTEES (Trustees are Slaves/Employees).
We may have found an Irish Dean Clifford fan.
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he was sentenced to 28 days in jail for misbehaving, was convicted of driving without insurance on February 19, was banned for three months and fined £300.
"Banned" for three months? What does that mean?
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I think banned from driving.
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Temp suspension of license. They take that and drunk driving, generally, very seriously over on the islands. Most drunk drivers get a serious suspension, not a slap on the wrist the way they do here for the most part, and some of them get permanent bans for their efforts.
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.
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Dr. Caligari wrote:
he was sentenced to 28 days in jail for misbehaving, was convicted of driving without insurance on February 19, was banned for three months and fined £300.
"Banned" for three months? What does that mean?
Yes it will be banned from driving for three months. It's the normal way we express such convictions. I think the word ban actually is used in the legislation and it all follows from there.
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He'll just convert his trust to a full fledged nation, and appoint himself to be the chauffeur of the ambassadorial vehicle.
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"I am Brian, a sovereign man and am beneficiary of the (inaudible) trust," he said.
The Hfuhruhurr Family Trust?
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If I had to guess he probably said Cestui que vie trust.
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