Re: Guy Taylor - The Magna Carta Man of the UK
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 12:03 pm
Stand them in Post Offices?rumpelstilzchen wrote:The courts are stealing elderly people? Coo, who'd a thunk it? I wonder what they do with them?
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Stand them in Post Offices?rumpelstilzchen wrote:The courts are stealing elderly people? Coo, who'd a thunk it? I wonder what they do with them?
A fabulous dramatic arc. Brilliant, surely the next "Breaking Bad".grixit wrote:Time for someone to make a comedy series out of this. I'm thinking of something reminiscent of the original Reginald Perrin. .....
Hercule Parrot wrote:A fabulous dramatic arc. Brilliant, surely the next "Breaking Bad".grixit wrote:Time for someone to make a comedy series out of this. I'm thinking of something reminiscent of the original Reginald Perrin. .....
Just needs a title now, something catchy and ironic.
"The Wizard of Odd"
"How to Lose Friends and Influence Nobody"
"I Came, I Saw, I Squandered"
All Quiet on the Frontal Lobes"
"12 Stupid Men"
"Gone With The Sovs"
I'm in for 0.1% of gross if you use any of above, of course.
"Magna Farce".Hercule Parrot wrote:A fabulous dramatic arc. Brilliant, surely the next "Breaking Bad".grixit wrote:Time for someone to make a comedy series out of this. I'm thinking of something reminiscent of the original Reginald Perrin. .....
Just needs a title now, something catchy and ironic.
"The Wizard of Odd"
"How to Lose Friends and Influence Nobody"
"I Came, I Saw, I Squandered"
All Quiet on the Frontal Lobes"
"12 Stupid Men"
"Gone With The Sovs"
I'm in for 0.1% of gross if you use any of above, of course.
magnum farters: there's a stench in the air..........Pottapaug1938 wrote:"Magna Farce".Hercule Parrot wrote:A fabulous dramatic arc. Brilliant, surely the next "Breaking Bad".grixit wrote:Time for someone to make a comedy series out of this. I'm thinking of something reminiscent of the original Reginald Perrin. .....
Just needs a title now, something catchy and ironic.
"The Wizard of Odd"
"How to Lose Friends and Influence Nobody"
"I Came, I Saw, I Squandered"
All Quiet on the Frontal Lobes"
"12 Stupid Men"
"Gone With The Sovs"
I'm in for 0.1% of gross if you use any of above, of course.
In the UK, the (ahem) "courts" are probably in the back room of the local pub, or perhaps in some otherwise long-vacant property. Maybe they "hold court" in some ruined castle, because someone found a decree by Edward III that "Our courts shall be held in Our castle at Meet-under-Dunne", or something like that, and decides that, since Her Majesty is Not Complying With The Law by holding court there, they themselves will do so.notorial dissent wrote:Do they actually have Denny's in the UK? If they don't would put a real crimp in their program.
Its too absurd. No one would ever believe that something like this could really happen. Its too ridiculous, even for British TV, which brought us such wonderfully insane shows as Monty Python, Benny Hill and Red Dwarf.grixit wrote:Time for someone to make a comedy series out of this. I'm thinking of something reminiscent of the original Reginald Perrin.
Start with a man in an uninspiring office job. One day he's looking over his bills. Utilities, insurance, credit cards, and finally, mortgage. Groans. Fantasy scene of bankers and councilfolk beating him like a pinata. He snaps out of it and mutters about needing a break. Hmm-- Montage of googling "credit card debt", "mortgage rates" etc. He ends up looking at titles with words like "TRUTH" and "FRAUD" with flashing colors and exclamation points. He joins some forums. Soon he's deep into the conversations, even taking the initiative in some of them. The episode ends with him stamping all his bills with "ACCEPTED FOR VALUE"
Thereafter, each sequence of 2 to 4 episodes will feature him trying a different tactic. Lots of montages and fantasy scenes. Season 1 ends with him getting a repossession notice.
Season 2 will be about his fight to keep out the bailiffs and his growing status in the fmotl community. Lots of fantasy scenes that duplicate real scenes but in which he wins in court, forces judges to bow and flee, shames officials into silence by reciting maxims at them. At some point he loses his job. The season ends with him being physically dragged out of the house by cops.
Season 3 begins with him in a beat up old van parked behind a pub, making a video about how you too can beat the fictional debts that the fascists try to foist on you. Then he uploads the video, via the pub's wifi. Then he goes into the pub and uses the restroom while the bartender isn't looking since it's for customers only. During this season he gradually becomes a guru and by the end he is getting a tiny but steady stream of contributions so he can now afford a beer and a sandwich at the pub.
Season 4 will be mostly devoted to his involvement in a great public event called the Commonwealth Dedication, in which the participants will follow the example of Oliver Cromwell and declare Parliament dissolved for corruption. Then they will set up a new Commonwealth, secure everyone's liberties, cancel unlawful debts, and arrest the banksters. Each episode will start with a grand pronouncement of who will be speaking and how many thousands of attendees, not to mention how the whole masonic-criminal enterprise is trembling with fear of the People's Retribution. And of course, there will be lots of blaring ads for people to act now before all the tickets are sold out. The season ender will be the event itself, which will turn out to be about 25 people on rickety lawn chairs watching someone standing on a truck tailgate explaining how a gold fringe on a union jack gives the reptiles jurisdiction.
I can believe this. When Hollywood made the movie Charlie Wilson's War, they actually had to tone down the historical accuracy, because the real-life Charlie Wilson's actions were so outrageous they thought audiences wouldn't believe them. Audie Murphy's biography too, I think.noblepa wrote:Its too absurd. No one would ever believe that something like this could really happen. Its too ridiculous, even for British TV, which brought us such wonderfully insane shows as Monty Python, Benny Hill and Red Dwarf.
Ideal venue here, although it looks like it's coming on to rain ...Pottapaug1938 wrote:In the UK, the (ahem) "courts" are probably in the back room of the local pub, or perhaps in some otherwise long-vacant property. Maybe they "hold court" in some ruined castle, because someone found a decree by Edward III that "Our courts shall be held in Our castle at Meet-under-Dunne", or something like that, and decides that, since Her Majesty is Not Complying With The Law by holding court there, they themselves will do so.
it would be over in 15 minutes. They're too lazy to stand.Pottapaug1938 wrote:How about a reality show -- "Last Sovereign Standing"?
Okay, then. "Last Freeman On The Land".Chaos wrote:it would be over in 15 minutes. They're too lazy to stand.Pottapaug1938 wrote:How about a reality show -- "Last Sovereign Standing"?
Or too pissed to stand? ( in Mr Taylor's case?)Chaos wrote:it would be over in 15 minutes. They're too lazy to stand.Pottapaug1938 wrote:How about a reality show -- "Last Sovereign Standing"?