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Aargh! In the first 5 minutes I lost 50 IQ points listening to Peanut Gallery's word being mangled. I skimmed forwards and heard my own beautiful prose twisted beyond recognition. Does anyone have any spare IQ I can borrow?
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He ends by saying "That's just my opinion". Having listened to most of it I am still not sure what his opinion is. Was he agreeing with Quatloos?
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I am at work and can't listen to it until I leave.. Any care to give a summary
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Bones wrote:
I am at work and can't listen to it until I leave.. Any care to give a summary
Little known YouTube nutcase mention Quatloos then rambles off for absolutely no reason about flat Earth conspiracies, calls Ceylon out as being on the make, reads a portion of a thread from here, music interlude for unknown reason, inserts images of disaster victims. Video ends with images of Team Crawford at Fearn Chase.

Most accurate portion in his latest drivel is about Ceylon being on the make.
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Well, you see, there's this bloke, right? And he's reading from his screen. On his screen is a page from quitloose or summink wiv a post about Celon. Know wot I mean? We can't see the words properly so this bloke reads them aloud, badly, apparently with little or no understanding. Proper strange. Do you know what I mean? He adds his own commentary to the words he is reading. But I have no idea wot he means. Know what I mean?

If I get lucky, he might read this post back to me. That could be fun. Know wot I mean?
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Lol thank you

I was hoping it was the part 2 video :whistle:
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Bones wrote:
I am at work and can't listen to it until I leave.. Any care to give a summary
Imagine Liam Gallagher on a come down reading out some posts from Quatloos but still too spaced to follow the syntax or understand any of the longer words and interspersing that with some weird shit of his own about the earth being flat (or is it?) and punctuating it with "D'ya get muh".

As said upthread a definite brain cell killer.
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Bones wrote:Lol thank you

I was hoping it was the part 2 video :whistle:
It is. :haha:
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IDIOT wrote:Little known YouTube nutcase ....
I think he has some kind of learning difficulty, or perhaps organic brain injury.
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Well that was interesting...imagine being stuck in a lift with him :naughty:
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vampireLOREN wrote:
Well that was interesting...imagine being stuck in a lift with him :naughty:
Just to cheer you up...as a one off try this.
This will not be a habit....just to make you smile
https://youtu.be/uqcclB6G-bI?t=1s
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My word. I never thought my writings could sound so stupid. I apologise for my role in providing part of the script for this video.
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PeanutGallery wrote:
My word. I never thought my writings could sound so stupid. I apologise for my role in providing part of the script for this video.
Don't worry Peanut....I am working on a RAP version :whistle:
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This is a message for Ceylon, how do you sleep at night ?

Make it less obvious and just buy Tom a lesh and collar, you lead him around like a lost puppy already.

You Ceylon, Guy Taylor and Mr Ebert, are nothing but self absorbed idiots that promote their ideas with no thought of the the fallout for Tom.

Show us that you have faith in what you say and sign up to this forum and discuss your point of view.

Using a freeman tactic, if you don't sign up in the next 5 minutes a contract is formed in which you accept you are full of sh*t
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Bones wrote:This is a message for Ceylon, how do you sleep at night ?
and here is another;
Ebert wrote:And if we want to take him to the cleaners (which I don`t want to;I don`t want to because you have won in a big way now).
Will this ^ be going in the "Successes" thread over on goodf along with these other giant failures of Ebert`s.
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Here are references to him in http://www.bailii.org. They are all failures.

30 March 1999 "... Mr Ebert has already brought vexatious proceedings, and that he will continue to bring such proceedings unless he is restrained from doing so."

31 Jan 2000 "On 22 December 1997 Mr Ebert issued an application to commit Mr Rabinowicz and Mr Ralph Wolff to prison ..."

15 Feb 2001 "During the past four or five years, Mr Ebert has made a very large number of applications - probably well over a hundred applications altogether - to different courts and it is very difficult to keep any summary of the matter to reasonable proportions."

20 Feb 2001 The day before the sale of 23 Cranbourne Gardens.

14 Mar 2001 Is vexatious litigant status a violation of human rights? Nope.

11 May 2001 Mr Ebert applies for leave to appeal against the order declaring him to be a vexatious litigant.

11 May 2001 Mrs Devorah Ebert applies for an order to be set aside, and wants damages for torture etc.

21 Sep 2001 "Mr Ebert is forbidden until further order from entering the premises of the Royal Courts of Justice."

12 Nov 2001 Mr Ebert makes many applications.

13 Jul 2004 Mr Ebert has commenced 50 criminal allegations against 12 defendants.

24 May 2005 Mr Ebert has been writing to judges accusing them of fraud, high treason and so on, goading them to take action against him. His applications are further rationed.
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Bones wrote:This is a message for Ceylon, how do you sleep at night ?
More to the point....where will Tom Crawford sleep at night?
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rumpelstilzchen wrote:
Bones wrote:This is a message for Ceylon, how do you sleep at night ?
More to the point....where will Tom Crawford sleep at night?
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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rumpelstilzchen wrote:
Bones wrote:This is a message for Ceylon, how do you sleep at night ?
More to the point....where will Tom Crawford sleep at night?
And more relevant WHO CARES? :violin: :violin:
If people from Poland are called Poles Why are aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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vampireLOREN wrote:
rumpelstilzchen wrote:
Bones wrote:This is a message for Ceylon, how do you sleep at night ?
More to the point....where will Tom Crawford sleep at night?
And more relevant WHO CARES? :violin: :violin:
My guess would be any relative of the Crawfords. They are all probably at work thinking up an excuse why that unused spare room couldn't possibly be suitable.......
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