UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby notorial dissent » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:53 pm

She doesn't seem to have a thing for abiding by court orders, so not really much expectation she'll start now. I don't think she is constitutionally capable of behaving.
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby Hercule Parrot » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:38 pm

notorial dissent wrote:She doesn't seem to have a thing for abiding by court orders, so not really much expectation she'll start now. I don't think she is constitutionally capable of behaving.

Yeah, but this time her gullible admirers will have the opportunity to make a real and meaningful contribution from their bank accounts. Reminds me of when Assange bunked and his naive fan club got the bill.
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby notorial dissent » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:17 am

I'd say that £20K is going to be an expensive object lesson for the dim and befuddled, and is no guarantee of her good behavior since it isn't her money to begin with.
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby exiledscouser » Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:28 pm

A New Year, a New You. Time to move on with your life, improve matters, make new plans, up your game.

Or in Neelu's case slide further down the rabbit hole....

Her seasonal message was to accuse the actor Jim Carrey of sitting down to 'eat a whole baby' for his Xmas dinner and as usual her deluded followers lap up every word as gospel.

Then there's the return of the lizard folk....

Can the USA's recent Vocalising of self-appointed Global leadership of the world be accepted as the Will of Humanity after its secret signing over the planet to reptilians in 1954 (USA duped by the Reptilians to steal Human DNA to secretly use the supersoldiers from Human DNA mixed with Reptilian DNA to take control of the Universe from the Galactics) - Do the USA Presidents have track record of acting honourably, EVER? What did the USA TO WITH the "911 mass weaponry" Surely it must recognise those failed actions?


Birds of a feather they say and its true. Some comments from her FB friends starting with Stephanie;

The house of cards are coming down Ved ... Thank you for all your work x


Shaun is pretty sure that;

The energy vampires are every where.


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Neelu is on the case of money launderers, oh yes;

WARNING! Mass Arrests all over the world are coming of anyone involved in Money Laundering scams preying on vulnerable and financially poor people - does he look like a Nigerian Prince? Do Not Blame the Nigerians!


Well I never knew. She is commenting on the case of a 67 year old white man living in Louisiana USA who carried out '419' style email phishing scams posing as a West African prince. He was caught by the way. The reporting is by RT, an organisation I have nothing but contempt for. According to Neelu the cells are filled with crims at the moment;

Top Executives in Disney World Florida have been mass arrested after undercover cops investigation for Paedophilia, underage sex crimes, child prostitution -
Parents are being warned about the criminals employed in Disney World - Judge demands Polygraph tests -
You will not find this level of truth in journalism on mainstream media...


And she was right, not a peep. Anyway, back to the Nigerian Prince, how does it all work? Neelu speculates.....

I am going to speculate how these scams work - so people got an email saying this billionaire Prince is having his assets stolen by criminals and he will give them half of it if they let him transfer it into their bank account - [for example, any amount above £10,000 is seized in the UK as "Terrorism money" by the "Anti-Terrorism Police"] - so the cops come and arrest them because they cannot explain where this money came from, the bent cops who are allies of the same Global Money Laundering Network freeze the NEW assets, they have just converted millions of "Black Bank" or Criminal money as in "Proceeds of Crime from human trafficking" in Africa into "White Bank" money or "Normal" Money taken from that account - this is called Organised MONEY LAUNDERING by criminals resulting in the total and instant annihilation of the most vulnerable -

it has happened to most people by now and it is coming to an end...the whole structure from the top to the bottom is collapsing like an inflatable balloon


Well the 'whole structure' is taking it's fecking time, the inflatable balloon must have a very small leak to use Neelu's piercing analogy.

I love winding 419 scammers up if I come across them, they have been going on in pretty much the same way forever with only slight variations to the wording. I remember working abroad in the early 90's when just about every fax machine in the city came to life and out rolled an identical 419 scam letter. Seems someone had pinched a copy of the local business directory before sending it on to **ahem** Nigerian royalty.

Neelu always has some new take on the world that amuses and disappoints me in equal measures. I know I shouldn't read her stuff but I just can't help it.

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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:26 pm

Thank you, exiledscouser, I feel that something from Neelu is a comforting reminder that all is well with the world as humdrum routine is confirmed by Neelu's opinion that the end of the world is nigh.

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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby grixit » Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:40 am

exiledscouser wrote:
I love winding 419 scammers up if I come across them, they have been going on in pretty much the same way forever with only slight variations to the wording. I remember working abroad in the early 90's when just about every fax machine in the city came to life and out rolled an identical 419 scam letter. Seems someone had pinched a copy of the local business directory before sending it on to **ahem** Nigerian royalty.



I first came to Quatloos because i was reading stories of people who turned the tables on 419 scammers. And at that time (2002, i think) there was a member who pursued it as a hobby.
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Postby Juisarian » Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:53 am

...USA duped by the Reptilians to steal Human DNA to secretly use the supersoldiers from Human DNA mixed with Reptilian DNA to take control of the Universe from the Galactics..


Conquering the whole Universe? That's something I think we can all the proud of.

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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby Gregg » Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:20 am

Juisarian wrote:
...USA duped by the Reptilians to steal Human DNA to secretly use the supersoldiers from Human DNA mixed with Reptilian DNA to take control of the Universe from the Galactics..


Conquering the whole Universe? That's something I think we can all the proud of.


I gave it special mention on my CV.
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Postby hucknallred » Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:54 am

grixit wrote:I first came to Quatloos because i was reading stories of people who turned the tables on 419 scammers. And at that time (2002, i think) there was a member who pursued it as a hobby.


http://www.419eater.com/

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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby longdog » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:36 pm

hucknallred wrote:
grixit wrote:I first came to Quatloos because i was reading stories of people who turned the tables on 419 scammers. And at that time (2002, i think) there was a member who pursued it as a hobby.


http://www.419eater.com/


I was an active scambaiter for several years but not in 2002. Is that a typo and should be 2012?
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby Chaos » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:54 am

Gregg wrote:
Juisarian wrote:
...USA duped by the Reptilians to steal Human DNA to secretly use the supersoldiers from Human DNA mixed with Reptilian DNA to take control of the Universe from the Galactics..


Conquering the whole Universe? That's something I think we can all the proud of.


I gave it special mention on my CV.



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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby jcolvin2 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:33 am

longdog wrote:
hucknallred wrote:
grixit wrote:I first came to Quatloos because i was reading stories of people who turned the tables on 419 scammers. And at that time (2002, i think) there was a member who pursued it as a hobby.


http://www.419eater.com/


I was an active scambaiter for several years but not in 2002. Is that a typo and should be 2012?


I think the Quatloos message board started in early 2003. I joined in July of that year. At the time, there were other parts of the website (besides the message board), including a collection of hilarious interactions with assorted 419 scammers.

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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby grixit » Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:49 am

longdog wrote:
hucknallred wrote:
grixit wrote:I first came to Quatloos because i was reading stories of people who turned the tables on 419 scammers. And at that time (2002, i think) there was a member who pursued it as a hobby.


http://www.419eater.com/


I was an active scambaiter for several years but not in 2002. Is that a typo and should be 2012?


Not a typo, just a misremember. I actually started here in 2003. And there was a lively discussion of 419ers and self proclaimed property investment gurus.
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby grixit » Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:52 am

jcolvin2 wrote:
longdog wrote:
hucknallred wrote:
http://www.419eater.com/


I was an active scambaiter for several years but not in 2002. Is that a typo and should be 2012?


I think the Quatloos message board started in early 2003. I joined in July of that year. At the time, there were other parts of the website (besides the message board), including a collection of hilarious interactions with assorted 419 scammers.


My favorite was the person who got a scammer to spend their own money to commission a carved wooden replica of a Commodore 64. Second favorite was the one who got a scammer to take a plane to another country expecting to meet a mark with cash.
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby aesmith » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:48 am

What about Anus Laptops? That must have been around that time.

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Postby Hercule Parrot » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:58 am

aesmith wrote:What about Anus Laptops? That must have been around that time.

Oh yes indeed - 2004
http://postarchives.entensity.net/040105/scam.htm
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Postby Siegfried Shrink » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:20 am

Thanks for posting that scambait thread, that was just a wonderful read. Shame all the old media links are dead, but that did not dilute the enjoyment.

The best I have is a fake cashier's cheque for a couple of thousand pounds that I persuaded an ebay fraudster to send me, all that cost him was whatever a decent fake cheque costs and postage from Nigeria. I wish I'd thought of the postage having to be cash.

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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby grixit » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:50 am

Hercule Parrot wrote:
aesmith wrote:What about Anus Laptops? That must have been around that time.

Oh yes indeed - 2004
http://postarchives.entensity.net/040105/scam.htm


ROFL!
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

Postby SteveUK » Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:37 pm

Breaking!!!1!!! Bailiffs kicking Neelu's door down.

Car debt again?
SRA naughtiness?
The long awaited eviction?


Thank god Hayley Bonnell is online!



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Hayley Bonnell Call police tell them illegal forced entry breach of the peace

Hayley Bonnell Chrisy Morris

Star Byrge Call police!

Colette Murray Dear God
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Postby katiHWB » Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:54 pm

SteveUK wrote:Breaking!!!1!!! Bailiffs kicking Neelu's door down.

Car debt again?
SRA naughtiness?
The long awaited eviction?


Thank god Hayley Bonnell is online!



Ved Chaudhari
23 mins ·
Bailiffs breaking dioor plz come 3 peel drive ilfordv essex ig5 0jr


Hayley Bonnell Call police tell them illegal forced entry breach of the peace

Hayley Bonnell Chrisy Morris

Star Byrge Call police!

Colette Murray Dear God


it's all over by the looks of it, and no-one went to help ... will we ever find out what happened??
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Bailuffs broken door XXX mobile number XXX 3 peel drive Ilford Essex ig5 0jr


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