(UK) Elizabeth Watson

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Re: (UK) Elizabeth Watson

Postby longdog » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:48 pm

The Norse god of thunder goes out incognito to a nightclub and picks up a girl. They go back to her place and make love all night.

In the morning the god of thunder decides to tell the girl who he really is.

"I... AM THOR!" he says and the girl says...

"Tho am I but I leths do it again"


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Re: (UK) Elizabeth Watson

Postby Pottapaug1938 » Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:49 am

longdog wrote:The Norse god of thunder goes out incognito to a nightclub and picks up a girl. They go back to her place and make love all night.

In the morning the god of thunder decides to tell the girl who he really is.

"I... AM THOR!" he says and the girl says...

"Tho am I but I leths do it again"

I'll get me coat.


I've heard it with the girl saying "I'm tho thor I can hardly pith."
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Re: (UK) Elizabeth Watson

Postby SteveUK » Mon Mar 27, 2017 8:24 am

No Liz. You keep losing in court because your case is totally without merit.

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Re: (UK) Elizabeth Watson

Postby Forsyth » Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:43 am

SteveUK wrote:No Liz. You keep losing in court because your case is totally without merit.

That's up to date - 14 October 2012: 'Kafkaesque' government plans to use secret evidence in court threaten principles of open justice, say Amnesty

At the risk of sounding like Donald Rumsfeld, the secret trials would leave you knowing that there were things that were you weren't being told, so the idea that you could have lost a trial in the past without knowing that secret information had been used against you is nonsense.

The merits of such an approach are best left for other places to discuss, but this isn't news and if you were involved in such a case you'd have known what was happening at the time.

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Re: (UK) Elizabeth Watson

Postby SteveUK » Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:10 am

Good to see Liz has her finger on the pulse as usual!
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Re: (UK) Elizabeth Watson

Postby JimUk1 » Mon Mar 27, 2017 6:44 pm

Not to get political- but from what I have read the high court (last year) deemed secret evidence wrong or to that effect. More rehashed misinformation from the freemen. :beatinghorse:


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