(UK) Elizabeth Watson

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Re: (UK) Elizabeth Watson

Postby longdog » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:48 pm

The Norse god of thunder goes out incognito to a nightclub and picks up a girl. They go back to her place and make love all night.

In the morning the god of thunder decides to tell the girl who he really is.

"I... AM THOR!" he says and the girl says...

"Tho am I but I leths do it again"


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Re: (UK) Elizabeth Watson

Postby Pottapaug1938 » Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:49 am

longdog wrote:The Norse god of thunder goes out incognito to a nightclub and picks up a girl. They go back to her place and make love all night.

In the morning the god of thunder decides to tell the girl who he really is.

"I... AM THOR!" he says and the girl says...

"Tho am I but I leths do it again"

I'll get me coat.


I've heard it with the girl saying "I'm tho thor I can hardly pith."
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