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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby arayder » Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:15 pm

rumpelstilzchen wrote:Thanks for clearing that one up, arayder. :snicker:

ETA: Can you confirm it was definitely Patrick and not a crisis actor corpse?


The IE who spilled the beans on Cullinaegate went by the nickname "Ted". We haven't seem him around and folks are starting to refer to him as "Dead Ted".

Was it really Patrick or an actor corpse used to embarrass an Illuminati Section Manager (ISM)? It wouldn't be the first time cut throat office politics reared its ugly head at IC.

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby NYGman » Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:24 pm

Found this on the Dark Web...
The Truth about Patrick Cullinane:

The Known, an Anti-Anonymous group, have acted. Patrick Cullinane was about to drop a legal bombshell, and we could not let that happen. So less than 2 days before the imminent release of this groundbreaking legal document, we broke into his house, replaced the document with a bunch of unintelligible legal gibberish, kidnapped Patrick, and replaced him with a dead fully grown duplicate we had grown, just for this eventuality. The plan worked perfectly, nobody suspected anything. We even sent our own officers over to the house to inspect, and to ensure no ambulance attended, as they may have found something off with our duplicate. We will now put Patrick to work, examining what he knows, and working out ways to thwart those plans. However, it has come to our attention, that there is a small group out there, on some GOOFY website, that doubts the narrative we have so carefully constructed.

Will they never learn?

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby arayder » Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:40 pm

NYGman wrote:Found this on the Dark Web...
The Truth about Patrick Cullinane:

The Known, an Anti-Anonymous group, have acted. Patrick Cullinane was about to drop a legal bombshell, and we could not let that happen. So less than 2 days before the imminent release of this groundbreaking legal document, we broke into his house, replaced the document with a bunch of unintelligible legal gibberish, kidnapped Patrick, and replaced him with a dead fully grown duplicate we had grown, just for this eventuality. The plan worked perfectly, nobody suspected anything. We even sent our own officers over to the house to inspect, and to ensure no ambulance attended, as they may have found something off with our duplicate. We will now put Patrick to work, examining what he knows, and working out ways to thwart those plans. However, it has come to our attention, that there is a small group out there, on some GOOFY website, that doubts the narrative we have so carefully constructed.

Will they never learn?

The Known!


So the whole "intern hits the wrong button" story is just a ruse, a coverup?

Dang, these boys are tricky, trickeeee!

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby Bones » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:43 pm

From EFOTB

Tom Crawford
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Missing Person's report - Patrick Cullinane

Hi all,

It may seem that the reports that have been posted over social media regarding Patrick Cullinane death may be incorrect and there is no EVIDENCE! of what has happened to Patrick.

PLEASE SHARE THIS!!!

Last night a missing person's report about Patrick Cullinane was given to Ealing police.

Hopefully nothing untoward has happened to Patrick, but I urge everyone to be aware that Patrick is missing at this point in time and to notify either his family or his friends if he is found.

This is the latest information that has been sent to me and God willing Patrick will be found safe and well.

I am removing the earlier post regarding Patrick thank you all who posted their wishes, and this is the email that has been sent regarding Patrick.

Tom

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Subject: Missing Person's report - Patrick Cullinane

Ealing Police gave us a lot of hassle to file report, and to stamp signed and sealed report.
They said there is nothing in the system to show that Patrick is dead, and that they found his body.
After taking the report, that said the procedure starts again from scratch, and officers would atend the home again.
So we went to the home, but no officers came.
Call from Officer Velina Pimova confirms no evidence of a body on any record or system.
Gave missing persons ref. 16MIS050183.
Peeped through Patrick"'s letterbox. seems to be normal, with chairs and TV in place. Front door intact.
Neighbour said people were taking stuff, and thinks they may be relatives.
Says ambulance came Saturday night, but did not see the body.
Lots of conflicting information.

Still no body identified and no death certificate.
Since three people have reported him missing, I understand that it is a public interest matter.
His MP and press must be alerted.

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby Bones » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:46 pm

The freetard's jumped the gun a little bit, not only was there no ambulance... there was no body either

One freetard says that a Police Officer said that his body was found and another claims that when he called for an Ambulance the operator for 999 (911 for our american cousins) told him that Cullinan had died.

Sounds more like two wannbe's that want to be important to the other freetards have been telling lies

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby Bones » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:49 pm

If he is dead, will this mean Leigh won't get his money back ?

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby arayder » Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:00 pm

Cullinane's missing?

It is no surprise that we see the usual chatter about the bad old authorities not doing this or that. .or doing this or that. It is no wonder that a subculture which has made its reputation trying to jerk the police around is unable to manage a working relationship with the authorities at what seems to be a critical time.

Now that the chips are down the getoutofdebtfree crowd seems to be about as much use as tits on a bull.

Have any of these brainiacs considered calling Patrick's cell, or contacting his family and friends? Maybe hanging out at the donut shop Patrick frequents?

No, instead these twits do the only thing they know to do. . .mess with the police and post crap on the internet.

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby Bungle » Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:13 pm

Conspiracy theories seem to be disappearing:

On EFOTB


Tom Crawford

6 hrs

Here is an update about Patrick.

I've just spoken to a friend on the phone and he has received a phone call from Patrick's mobile, the person on the other line claim to be Patrick's sister, she said that Patrick had died, unfortunately the person was driving and said he would phone her back when he could stop in a safe place. Unfortunately when he tried to contact on Patrick's phone the has been no answer.

But once again I have to state that until we get full confirmation everything is still speculation at the moment.
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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby TheNewSaint » Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:03 am

How much confirmation does Tom need? Granted, the phone call was secondhand, but the police have already said they found him "lying by his bed" and the ambulance refused to come. That's pretty solid evidence supporting the Patrick-is-dead theory.

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:11 am

According to this: https://hoaxteadresearch.wordpress.com/ ... ey-morris/
Patrick's sister confirmed that he has died, there was no foul play involved and he was not "found dead under suspicious circumstances".
So, what does that mean? He is still alive?
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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby arayder » Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:43 am

rumpelstilzchen wrote:According to this: https://hoaxteadresearch.wordpress.com/ ... ey-morris/
Patrick's sister confirmed that he has died, there was no foul play involved and he was not "found dead under suspicious circumstances".
So, what does that mean? He is still alive?


And as we see in the link conspiracy theories are starting already. It's the usual If-you-can't-answer-all-my-questions-there-must-be-somethin-rotten spiel. Andy Preacher asks where the body is, why a message recently came from Cullinane's cell phone and why the family hasn't immediately explained the whole situation to his ding dang satisfaction.

This is the same routine the getoutofdebtfree crowd pull when they get in the faces of cops and bailiffs.

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby TheNewSaint » Tue Nov 15, 2016 2:17 am

arayder wrote:And as we see in the link conspiracy theories are starting already. It's the usual If-you-can't-answer-all-my-questions-there-must-be-somethin-rotten spiel.


Plus what I call "digging for discrepancies." Like calling the police to ask if the death was in their records. Of course it's not; the police just found his body! Death certificates (and plain ol' police reports) take time to be written and entered. And reporting that the police "came in separate cars" and "would visit the site later", as if this were unusual or even noteworthy. And if he did have a death certificate, police came in the same car, and wouldn't visit the site later, they would take that as proof of the conspiracy.

They're like religious fanatics. All possible outcomes prove whatever they want to believe.

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby longdog » Tue Nov 15, 2016 9:42 am

I've always been of the opinion that permanently angry people like Cullinane were heart-attacks waiting to happen. Looks like I was right in his case.

I can just see him now standing outside the pearly gates shouting at St Peter... "I AM A COMMON-LAW ANGEL AND I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO GOD!!!!"
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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby arayder » Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:44 pm

As time goes by I become more and more convinced that a great many detaxers, sovcits, freemen, getoutofdebters and the like have real problems with authority figures of any sort, doing any sort of job.

Duh? I hear you say.

In the Cullinane case we see what, at the beginning, was a missing person case of the sort the police deal with all the time. Yet to the common law crowd it turned into just one more chance to hector any authority figure they can find.

I don't know the details of the matter and I don't care to. But I know that in functional lives, friendships and neighborhoods somebody has the spare keys. Somebody checks to see if the mail is getting picked up. Somebody with a cool head lets the cops in when the apartment starts to stink and you haven't been seen for a few days. Somebody calls your sister and tells her you are on the way to the hospital. This somebody can find the water shut-off valve in your house when you are too rattled by your water filled kitchen to recall where it is.

This somebody doesn't give the cops guff when they truely show up to help.

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:50 pm

longdog wrote:
I can just see him now standing outside the pearly gates shouting at St Peter... "I AM A COMMON-LAW ANGEL AND I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO GOD!!!!"

(Assuming you have the correct venue)
St Peter: I do not consent.
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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby NYGman » Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:58 pm

longdog wrote:I've always been of the opinion that permanently angry people like Cullinane were heart-attacks waiting to happen. Looks like I was right in his case.

I can just see him now standing outside the pearly gates shouting at St Peter... "I AM A COMMON-LAW ANGEL AND I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO GOD!!!!"


Can this be repurposed?

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby Chaos » Tue Nov 15, 2016 3:48 pm

perhaps it's only his legal fiction that is dead.

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby AndyPandy » Tue Nov 15, 2016 3:51 pm

Chaos wrote:perhaps it's only his legal fiction that is dead.

you'll have to remind me - which one is that ??? :shrug:

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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby longdog » Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:05 pm

AndyPandy wrote:
Chaos wrote:perhaps it's only his legal fiction that is dead.

you'll have to remind me - which one is that ??? :shrug:


You should ask the best common law lawyer in the la... Oh... :snicker:
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Re: TheBestCommonLawyer in the Land P.Cullinane

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:08 pm

Chaos wrote:perhaps it's only his legal fiction that is dead.

No it can't be the legal fiction. The legal fiction is declared dead at the age of six under that act....you know that act.....that act which I can never remember how you spell it. :oops:
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