Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

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Wondering if he will cover the loss of equity due to increased expenses incurred through this tomfoolery
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When A Bailiff Calls? Lame, and wrong. If there's going to be a documentary about Chrisy Morris, there's only one title for it:

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I just wonder if we could fool him into wearing that T-shirt with the word order changed around.
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I think someone ought to give a whisper to Neelu, if anyone could take that vile t-shirt wrong she can.
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So a YouTube channel?
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ArthurWankspittle wrote:So a YouTube channel?
Good question. Chrisy isn't very clear what this production is. A YouTube channel wouldn't require a "successful pitch"; anyone can start one. Then he asks for people to volunteer their time. That's not how a "successful pitch" works. The production company would do the work of producing the program, not Chrisy and his Facebook buddies. He also seems unsure whether this is a series or a one-off documentary. Productions don't reach the stage of "successful pitch" without these details being clear.

I suspect this is all a lie, borne of Chrisy's disappointment that his appearance on Battling the Bailiffs didn't go like he wanted.
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rosy wrote:At one point, Princess Rekha had a mortgage-free house worth around £200k - £250k. Now she is about to be evicted again, and all that equity is going to vanish like snow in springtime. What a stupid, ridiculous waste of money.
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letissier14 wrote:Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forgot to add the video that accompanies the t-shirt picture

https://www.facebook.com/colin.potter.7 ... 130366684/
I should have viewed that video before eating my breakfast, he really does turn my stomach.
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Bungle wrote:I should have viewed that video before eating my breakfast, he really does turn my stomach.
Which is another reason I find Chrisy's new documentary and/or series highly implausible: he's one of the most revolting people on planet Earth. I refuse to believe anyone would willingly point a camera at his hideous mug, unless they're filming a remake of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
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Bungle wrote:I should have viewed that video before eating my breakfast, he really does turn my stomach.
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That one man Canadian Band is truly something else form the sounds of it, scary delusional also too from the sounds of it.

I think it would be just too ironic, not to mention just and kharmic, if Chrisy got/was taken in by another conman. Chrisy is admittedly so brain dead stupid that it wouldn't be much of an effort, but still it would be delightful.
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Unbelievable. I recognise that picture of Baron Ken of the Thompson family! He was sniffing around Simmondley Village last Friday, prowling around the garden of the long-suffering neighbour who I believe was away on holiday at the time. It's definitely him! I actually made a note of his Vauxhall parked on Princess's drive because he and his mate looked so dodgy. Funnily enough I've just typed the reg KN05 XYD into the online car tax checker and it says the MOT expired in February. Does that mean he's uninsured?
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Depends on the terms of his insurance policy. Most policies aren't void for an expired MOT but it pays to check the small print. If his insurance is still valid, should his car be written off the insurers will decrease the amount they pay out.

He'll get pinged by ANPR cameras and eventually he'll get stopped by the police and done for no MOT (and hopefully, for being a twat).
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He Who Knows wrote: it says the MOT expired in February. Does that mean he's uninsured?
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MOT history of this vehicle

Test date 12 February 2016
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Test Result Pass Odometer reading 125,809 miles MOT test number 8875 7212 2321
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Instead of helping Rekha in her hour of need Chrisy has posted a video of him going to a school and videoing himself arguing with staff and for some reason he is pushing himself to be admin of other sovcit pages, so as Anthony (keep away from matches) Abel.

All Chrisy is interested in is self promotion. If it can't help brand Morris, he ain't interested
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Instead of helping Rekha in her hour of need, Chrisy is promoting a burger bar to his followers

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No doubt he wasn't paid or otherwise gained by the above promotion, honest guv
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All things considered, if he was touting it, I'd go immediately in the opposite direction.
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Penny Wise wrote:Instead of helping Rekha in her hour of need, Chrisy is promoting a burger bar to his followers

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No doubt he wasn't paid or otherwise gained by the above promotion, honest guv
Complete douche. A deflection tactic no doubt.

The hypocrite doesn't even realise he's turning into the very thing he hates, someone who manipulates and bullies, tries to influence people's decisions if you will.

He truly is a lowlife thug of the highest order, a true chavtastic anti-hero.