Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Gregg » Sat Jun 24, 2017 7:11 pm

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Do we class that as a bakery good, or a very dry beer?
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Burnaby49 » Sat Jun 24, 2017 7:39 pm

It's a picture of an ingredient for a Yorkshire brewer;

http://www.toastale.com/

You can even make it yourself!

http://www.toastale.com/homebrew-recipe/
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Gregg » Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:57 pm

I thought of you today at the flea market when I saw a very complete collection of Molson memorabilia. Signs, pint glasses, trays, coasters, a tap handle etc...

If I knew where to send it (and how to do it without giving away that it was me) I would have bought it and shipped you the lot of it. :lol:
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Burnaby49 » Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:18 pm

Gregg wrote:I thought of you today at the flea market when I saw a very complete collection of Molson memorabilia. Signs, pint glasses, trays, coasters, a tap handle etc...

If I knew where to send it (and how to do it without giving away that it was me) I would have bought it and shipped you the lot of it. :lol:


Thanks for the thought but Molsen's and I have a love/hate relationship. They'd love to have my business given the amount of beer I swill down but I hate their beers. Think watered-down Coors or Bud Light.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Gregg » Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:26 pm

I was aware of that, it would have been to poke a little fun at you, like perhaps sending me a cat (a live one, anyway).

You didn't think I would actually think so low of you as to believe you'd drink a Molson's?
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Burnaby49 » Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:37 pm

My next-door neighbour, a woman we've been friends with for over 40 years, offered me a Canadian a few days ago. I may have to go in for trauma counselling.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Philistine » Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:13 pm

Burnaby49 wrote:
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The picture you want to post must be on the internet. Quatloos does not store pictures so you link to them instead. First you decide where on your posting you want to put the picture then click your mouse on that spot. Then go to the options bar above this text box and click on "Img". You'll get this on your spot.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Burnaby49 » Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:16 pm

I have absolutely no idea what UBB tags are.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Philistine » Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:23 pm

Burnaby49 wrote:I have absolutely no idea what UBB tags are.

It's the forum software Ultimate Bulletin Board that this forum is using, and UBB tags are the tags you are trying to explain how to use. You don't have to go through changing the brackets and explaining why you did if you enclose those tags in code tags (as above)(edit my post and have a look.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby The Observer » Sun Jun 25, 2017 5:11 am

Gregg wrote:Image

Do we class that as a bakery good, or a very dry beer?
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I thought it was the beginning of a recipe for a dachsund sandwich.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby grixit » Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:29 am

Silly, you use hoagie rolls for dachshunds
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Penny Wise » Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:17 pm

Just in case you didn't know that Chrisy, was a loud mouth obnoxious idiot that appears to get off on bullying women on the phone, he has made a video for you, to prove it

I am not a Mr !!

https://www.facebook.com/chrisy.morris. ... 547741267/

In Chrisy's world you win an argument by either not letting the other person speak or just by talking over them and ignore everything they say. But hey Chrisy is that one that claims it is a win, even when someone is evicted from their family home
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby notorial dissent » Sun Jun 25, 2017 3:08 pm

When it's all you got it's what you do. Fantasize and bully.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Sun Jun 25, 2017 4:40 pm

I do not see why 9 Lives would still be interested in him; like a cat that is not really hungry, they have picked him up, shaken him, and moved on to hunt something else with more life in it.

I also doubt that his authorisation would work, the call centre would probably ignore it, to be on the safe side.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby MaritalArtist » Sun Jun 25, 2017 5:38 pm

IANAL, but doesn't an authorization to disclose confidential data have to be in writing?

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Arthur Rubin » Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:15 pm

MaritalArtist wrote:IANAL, but doesn't an authorization to disclose confidential data have to be in writing?
IANAL, but "writing", under the law, includes E-mail (if authenticated). I have no idea whether it includes Facebook posts.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby He Who Knows » Tue Jun 27, 2017 3:30 pm

The viewing figures for Channel 4's 'Battling the Bailiffs' are out (BARB). It was 0.59million. Chrisy's dream was to get more viewers than Channel 5's 'Can't Pay We'll Take it Away'. Sadly for him that was 1.63million

http://www.barb.co.uk/viewing-data/weekly-top-30/
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby notorial dissent » Tue Jun 27, 2017 4:34 pm

On the bright side, over half a million people know what kind of prize prat he is.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Penny Wise » Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:57 pm

Correct me if I am wrong but on the docurama, didn't Chrisy say that when he was a boxer he was called the 'martini kid' because he would fight anywhere at any time ?

If my memory is correct, that would appear to be another lie, as when he was a boxer he went by the name Cris "Rocky" Morris

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So we have Cris, Chrissy, Chrisy and Christopher
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Penny Wise » Wed Jun 28, 2017 7:34 pm

If you was wondering

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