Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby JimUk1 » Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:50 pm

Penny Wise wrote:If you was wondering

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So he fought someone who used to fight in the 80s in the preliminary, and lost. There is no record of Chris on the boxing records webpage-

Or indeed his bout with Danny-
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Penny Wise » Wed Jun 28, 2017 10:12 pm

You also have to take into account that the other guy was 14 years older than Chrisy who was 24 in 1999 and had lost his lost last two fights in 1985, so way way way way way past his prime.

I think that site may only detail pro fights, I seem to recall Chrisy never went pro he was always strickly an amatuer and that ended due to a shoulder injury

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Amatuer

One lacking the skill of a professional, as in an art.
Not professional; unskillful.
a person unskilled in or having only a superficial knowledge of a subject or activity

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby He Who Knows » Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:24 am

During his live stream Q&A last Saturday, Chrisy reckoned that of the 4 evictions featured in the piss-poor Channel 4 documentary 'Battling the Bailiffs', 3 of them were 'wins' and one - Princess Rekha's - was a 'draw'. Funny how he's gone silent since the Chancery Court verdict of 19th June where Princess Rekha was ordered to pay the much increased legal costs of £90k. I class that not so much as a draw but a MASSIVE loss - potentially the biggest FMOTL loss of all time. :lol:
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby ArthurWankspittle » Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:25 pm

He Who Knows wrote:.... - potentially the biggest FMOTL loss of all time. :lol:
I have Tom Crawford as owing about £105k but Princess has more opportunities to overtake him.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby rosy » Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:38 pm

At one point, Princess Rekha had a mortgage-free house worth around £200k - £250k. Now she is about to be evicted again, and all that equity is going to vanish like snow in springtime. What a stupid, ridiculous waste of money.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby He Who Knows » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:56 am

...Like Princess Rekha said in the Channel 4 Battling the Bailiffs documentary: "Its not a case of can't pay, it's won't pay. We're not the kind of people who pay off bullies, I'd rather lose the shirt off my back." :brickwall:
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby ArthurWankspittle » Sun Jul 02, 2017 10:42 am

rosy wrote:At one point, Princess Rekha had a mortgage-free house worth around £200k - £250k. Now she is about to be evicted again, and all that equity is going to vanish like snow in springtime. What a stupid, ridiculous waste of money.
The obvious way the house was purchased is that they remortgaged the parent's house. The alternative being that Princess had £175k laying around in spare change which, as you can surmise, is unlikely though possible. So the cottage may not have a mortgage on it, but mum and dad's place likely does.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby letissier14 » Sun Jul 02, 2017 2:56 pm

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Postby JimUk1 » Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:46 pm

letissier14 wrote:No words needed

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"I am always correct". Spelling wasn't his strong point.

Does that douche still think he is relevant?

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Postby Hercule Parrot » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:19 pm

Worn by anyone else, it would be funny. A droll reference to the hyperbole of paedo accusations. Unfortunately Chrisy has been a part of what is being mocked, so on him it just signals a monumental lack of self-awareness.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby ArthurWankspittle » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:46 pm

letissier14 wrote:No words needed

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby notorial dissent » Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:45 pm

Hercule Parrot wrote:Worn by anyone else, it would be funny. A droll reference to the hyperbole of paedo accusations. Unfortunately Chrisy has been a part of what is being mocked, so on him it just signals a monumental lack of self-awareness.

I'm afraid I dodn't see the humor at all and would have taken offense on sight, and if Chrisy had been wearing it, well deserved, but I would still find it offensive in the extreme.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Gregg » Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:30 am

Am I the only one who thinks perhaps he doth protest too much?

I'd bet a bottle of good Kentucky Bourbon that Chrissy might have more in his computer downloads file than scripts for harassing the help at banks.

Maybe I've been too soured by Televangelists, but anyone so uptight about something like this makes me suspicious, a good part of the real life sick phucks have been the ones screaming the loudest before they got caught.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby notorial dissent » Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:08 am

That would be a NO.

People usually scream the loudest about the thing they see in themselves.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Hercule Parrot » Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:57 am

notorial dissent wrote:
Hercule Parrot wrote:Worn by anyone else, it would be funny. A droll reference to the hyperbole of paedo accusations. Unfortunately Chrisy has been a part of what is being mocked, so on him it just signals a monumental lack of self-awareness.

I'm afraid I dodn't see the humor at all and would have taken offense on sight, and if Chrisy had been wearing it, well deserved, but I would still find it offensive in the extreme.

I think the humour relies upon awareness of how 'paedo' has been misused in overheated rhetoric, being a favoured accusation for stupid and nasty people in the UK for a couple of years. Might perhaps translate over the pond as -

I'm right, and anyone who disagrees is worse than Hitler
I'm right, and anyone who disagrees is exactly what the Nazis did
I'm right, and anyone who disagrees is a communist
I'm right, and anyone who disagrees hates America
I'm right, and anyone who disagrees is a racist


If that still doesn't reach your funny bone, then I think it's a cultural thing. UK humour can be very mordant and ironic, and similar t-shirts or captions are not uncommon, eg :

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby He Who Knows » Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:15 am

PMSL, :haha: just sprayed my coffee all over the keyboard. Will defo be borrowing some of these slogans for T-shirts. :lol:
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Chaos » Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:25 pm

Gregg wrote:Am I the only one who thinks perhaps he doth protest too much?

I'd bet a bottle of good Kentucky Bourbon that Chrissy might have more in his computer downloads file than scripts for harassing the help at banks.

Maybe I've been too soured by Televangelists, but anyone so uptight about something like this makes me suspicious, a good part of the real life sick phucks have been the ones screaming the loudest before they got caught.



I just assumed he's always disagreeing with himself.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Forsyth » Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:23 pm

Hercule Parrot wrote:I'm right, and anyone who disagrees is worse than Hitler
I'm right, and anyone who disagrees is exactly what the Nazis did
I'm right, and anyone who disagrees is a communist
I'm right, and anyone who disagrees hates America
I'm right, and anyone who disagrees is a racist



I think I prefer the Yes Minister version, "It's one of those irregular verbs, isn't it: I have an independent mind; you are an eccentric; he is round the twist."

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby TheNewSaint » Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:55 am

Oddly, that t-shirt doesn't seem to be from his current provider. (.com is clearly visible on it, instead of .co.uk). I wonder how the makers of the "you got Morrissed" t-shirt feel about that.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby letissier14 » Tue Jul 04, 2017 2:51 pm

Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forgot to add the video that accompanies the t-shirt picture

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