Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Chaos » Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:33 am

does he ask if they have Prince Albert in a can?

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:51 am

That video demonstrates perfectly how the lies naturally roll off Chrisy's tongue. Can he really believe posting a video that shows him telling lies over and over again portrays him as being an honest human being?
He actually contradicts himself which does show what a thicko he is. He claims the police telephoned him regarding that particular VRM driving off without paying for fuel. Later he says there is no crime reference number about the cloned plates because no crime has been committed yet. What an idiot. They do say that to be a good liar you have to have a good memory. Chrisy forgot.that three minutes earlier he had claimed a crime had been committed. Comedy gold.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby JimUk1 » Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:46 am

https://m.facebook.com/groups/162212257 ... 0521222667

Didn't Chrissy say silence is acceptance?
Looks like someone rattled his cage on that forum.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Chaos » Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:07 pm

JimUk1 wrote:https://m.facebook.com/groups/1622122578026130?view=permalink&id=1823490521222667&refid=18&_ft_=qid.6397272600998732426%3Amf_story_key.1823490521222667%3Atop_level_post_id.1823490521222667%3Atl_objid.1823490521222667

Didn't Chrissy say silence is acceptance?
Looks like someone rattled his cage on that forum.


and he was quiet for a month. so he accepted he's a douche?

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby TheNewSaint » Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:54 pm

Chaos wrote:and he was quiet for a month. so he accepted he's a douche?


Come to think of it, he's never said anything on this thread, either. I guess that makes it all true.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Chaos » Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:16 am

TheNewSaint wrote:
Chaos wrote:and he was quiet for a month. so he accepted he's a douche?


Come to think of it, he's never said anything on this thread, either. I guess that makes it all true.


see....and they think we don't understand them.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby letissier14 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:40 pm

Chrisy BNP Morris really is in full fmotl mode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAlHnQa ... ture=share

Now some of the racist comments on his youtube post from his supporters

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sunboy1000
sunboy100011 months ago
can't speak or even read English, yet gets a job giving out parking tickets dressed as a security guard...Lets get out of the EU while we still can
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saff patel
saff patel10 months ago
Ur mum can't speak English. The dirty stripper
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sunboy1000
sunboy100010 months ago
Muppet 
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saff patel
saff patel10 months ago
+sunboy1000 yes ur mum is a muppet from a seasame street
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sunboy1000
sunboy100010 months ago
Did you mean sesame street you retard..
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gareth roblyn
gareth roblyn10 months ago
+saff patel stop being a tit
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saff patel
saff patel10 months ago
+gareth roblyn that's what I was sucking last night. Ur mums tit
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sunboy1000
sunboy100010 months ago
Ha Ha you can't even spell ya sand dancer
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saff patel
saff patel10 months ago
+sunboy1000 I was dancing on ur mums cunt last night
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andy mane
andy mane9 months ago
+sunboy1000 I wouldn't worry about 'Mr Patel'. If you look at his 'likes' you will see he likes nothing more than watching muscled men in leotards pretending to hit each other.
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saff patel
saff patel9 months ago
+andy mane nah I like watching men piss all over ur mum whilst we dance around the fire
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andy mane
andy mane9 months ago
+saff patel
No, it's quite clear from your likes - you like watching big men pretend to fight. Why is that?
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Roger Allison
Roger Allison7 months ago
I was traveling in the US recently, most people working as waiters or behind counters were Eastern European. It has nothing to do with the EU, but ignorant cretins wouldn't know that.
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sunboy1000
sunboy10007 months ago
brexit 1-0 arseholes
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saff patel
saff patel7 months ago
+sunboy1000 ur mum sucked my dick 1... I fucked her up the arse 2
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sunboy1000
sunboy10007 months ago
Ha ha how old are you 12
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saff patel
saff patel7 months ago
+sunboy1000 the same age as ur dad cos guess what I am ur father. U cocksucker
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sunboy1000
sunboy10007 months ago
Your him in the video ain't you Ha ha you can't read or spell you it's got to be you, how fucking sad Ha ha
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spectra vectra
spectra vectra11 months ago
another fukin foregner workin here cant hardly speak English
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spectra vectra
spectra vectra10 months ago
iklmnjhuytgfvcdertgbhnjk fuk off scrounger
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No Name
No Name2 months ago
Can you describe a scrounger, a benefit scrounger?
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hassan Waleed
hassan Waleed1 year ago
why do they employ people who cant even speak or understand English properly, a bloody joke
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Redat23
Redat231 year ago
+hassan Waleed you need stupid, ignorant and uninformed people to do stupid, ignorant and uninformed work. That's why they employ migrants that do what they are told and don't ask questions.
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Manny Taylor
Manny Taylor1 year ago
Wtf
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MrGremlin69
MrGremlin691 year ago
what does the notice say chris ?
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sketchbook
sketchbook1 year ago
Wtf ?
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lee cridland
lee cridland1 year ago
all this corruption is bad enough but to be served by foreigners is a kick in the teeth 
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john walsh
john walsh7 months ago
@chrissymorris where can I get a notice like that from ? I don't pay the fines they send me for no ticket anyway but this looks like a laugh
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Stan
Stan10 months ago
Haha brilliant
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spectra vectra
spectra vectra10 months ago
tex speech arse hole
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sevenman96
sevenman9610 months ago
Third of the screen....
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mark thorley
mark thorley1 year ago
Was that the print out you can get from get out of debt free you stuck in your window?
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Abdurrahman Chaudhary
Abdurrahman Chaudhary1 year ago
what does the notice in your screen say chrisy morris...its just amazing how they react
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SuperBlueboy61
SuperBlueboy611 year ago
What do you expect?Immigrants,doing the shit jobs,they don't know what they are doing or why,they get paid???//////////////////
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Lamby60
Lamby601 year ago
+SuperBlueboy61 Are you a racist?
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SuperBlueboy61
SuperBlueboy611 year ago
+Lamby60 OH!you are one of them,i mention immigrant,so that makes me a racist.GET A LIFE!
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Lamby60
Lamby601 year ago
Yes it does.
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SuperBlueboy61
SuperBlueboy611 year ago
+Lamby60 You are the reason the country is messed up!
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freeman bill
freeman bill1 year ago
+Lamby60 this is not a racist comment this is merely an observation!
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† SiNNEЯ †
† SiNNEЯ †1 year ago
+Lamby60 you stupid liberal cunt.

Go wait at Dover and welcome the thousand of Muslims crossing over, stupid cunt.
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Lamby60
Lamby601 year ago
It is racist not just a comment. Calling people a cunt shows your lack of intelligence.
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† SiNNEЯ †
† SiNNEЯ †1 year ago
cunt boat, so when the news say 'immigrints' they're racist? cunt?

YOU'RE A LEFTIE CUNT.
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† SiNNEЯ †
† SiNNEЯ †1 year ago
CUNT
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SuperBlueboy61
SuperBlueboy611 year ago
+Lamby60 Thinking that the word "immigrant" is racist,shows a lack of intelligence,how else are we to describe them?
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BUZ OSKARSON
BUZ OSKARSON9 months ago
+SuperBlueboy61
Its "immigrants". These peolpe are invaders, replacement "brits".
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BUZ OSKARSON9 months ago (edited)
+Lamby60
That "racist" shit doesn´t work on us anymore.
We´ve become immune to it. You like being
replaced or are you one of them invaders ?
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby TheCoz » Fri Mar 17, 2017 4:29 pm

The guy says he can't give him a ticket for another 10 minutes, as in, he has paid for parking and has 10 minutes before he has to move ... Then chrisy claims it as a victory...

I don't understand...

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Hercule Parrot » Fri Mar 17, 2017 8:26 pm

TheCoz wrote:The guy says he can't give him a ticket for another 10 minutes, as in, he has paid for parking and has 10 minutes before he has to move ... Then chrisy claims it as a victory...

I don't understand...


Maybe he's coming over to our side. I achieve similar victories every month, by paying the bills.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Penny Wise » Thu Mar 23, 2017 12:56 am

Watched the new series of Can't Pay , Take it Away tonight. I had hope that the Baliff Buster would make an appearance. I was left feeling very disappointed.
Wanna balloon?

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Pox » Thu Mar 23, 2017 7:54 pm

Penny Wise wrote:Watched the new series of Can't Pay , Take it Away tonight. I had hope that the Baliff Buster would make an appearance. I was left feeling very disappointed.


Get used to it!
Chrissy Morris and feeling disappointed are synonymous.
Like the rest of these idiots- a disappointment to society.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby He Who Knows » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:45 pm

Yeah but we're not gonna be disappointed at Chrisy's trial on 16-17 May though. It'll be a right laugh. :haha: :haha:
https://tamesidereporter.com/2017/03/pa ... for-trial/
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Pox » Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:07 pm

He Who Knows wrote:Yeah but we're not gonna be disappointed at Chrisy's trial on 16-17 May though. It'll be a right laugh. :haha: :haha:
https://tamesidereporter.com/2017/03/pa ... for-trial/


Fingers crossed then - but I suspect a slap on the wrist, even if found guilty- the judiciary system in these parts is a joke.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby LaVidaRoja » Sun Mar 26, 2017 4:41 am

In the UK, can Chrisy enter some type of "nolo" plea and get a slap on the wrist?
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby rosy » Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:18 am

No, he can only plead guilty or not guilty.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby letissier14 » Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:03 pm

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby doublelong » Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:30 pm

When reading these comments I always have to keep reminding myself that these are grown men writing these comments. :lol:

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby notorial dissent » Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:53 pm

All I see is one more idjit in to the fray, unarmed and clueless.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby grixit » Tue Apr 11, 2017 1:10 am

Grown men, running around the house with their toy lightsabers, going "BZZZZZ!"
I voted for Hillary, and i didn't even get a stupid tshirt!

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby KickahaOta » Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:56 am

In all fairness, having pretend lightsaber battles is really fun.


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